When you think of it, militarism is abusive and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper liberal movement should seek to abolish it.

*leaning over to explain to my date* the women have to book the rooms because he’s 12

The Claude Delusion

uh oh! you said something mean about the bluesky moderators. take 4d6 strikes *rolls* now roll 2d6 for your strike allowance *rolls* oh no! too many strikes! roll 1d4 to see if you got a 3-, 7-, 14-day or perma-ban *rolls* you've been perma banned for posting "aaron rodericks drinks piss"

You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me,

the indoor smoking bans of the 90's and 00's were the last genuinely great win for organized labor in this country and absolutely could not happen today, trying to reopen this door actively sets us back as a civilization, don't give them an inch

Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. hard mode: no star wars, star trek, lotr, dc, marvel, disney, pixar, dreamworks, spielberg, cameron, wachowskis, or ghibli. (obviously hackers too but the "no wachowskis" rule made me beeline to tykwer lolol)

if you're still in line to do "it", 👏STAY👏IN👏LINE

didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?

just chillen

it’s fun when multiple cat pfps like the same posts bc my notifications look like one cat saw it and shared it with their cat friends

you don't get to tap out because this is not a game

🤗

idk if imdb did this because they're feeling threatened by letterboxd or something, but then they absolutely SHOULD be feeling threatened by letterboxd now that it's the only site i'll (be able to) go to for movie reviews lmao

[meanest gunslinging hombre in five counties walks into an old west saloon, everyone goes deathly quiet] y’all fellers mind if I fujo out?

They call me Jon Arbuckle the way I’ve got the fattest pussy in town

WaPo website replaced search with AI and it's going great

i don’t care that the green m&m doesn’t have sexy feet or weird chocolate tits anymore id still fuck her all day and all night cause i’m not a pervert i love real anthropomorphic candy mascots not those gross sexed up ones

me when i leroy jenkins the objective

seems like you understand it pretty good

Claude is down :/ so I’m just running my sink

*nodding wisely* he is married to Sinkdog

My heart is breaking. 💔 I am leaving this place for phpBB.

When I got my furby tattoo (which I will never regret because furbies are perfect), both of the tattoo artists in the room said that a) my furby tattoo was awesome & b) that Harry Potter tattoos were the most common thing they had been asked to do cover ups for & that it was an industry wide issue.

camera doing the severance face zoom thing as i log on for posteing

yeah im bummed about sora. bummed i sora bunch of stupid fake videos

Therapist: So imagine a post on the Internet. BlueSky user: It makes me angry Therapist: I meant like a joke BlueSky user: I'm even angrier

i kinda wanna become a js dev it seems even more annoying that anything else i’ve ever done

when all i want is a simple "npm build" but the only javascript templates in azure pipelines are "Node.js With Grunt" [sic] and "Node.js With gulp" [sic]

whatever's going on with nvidia DLSS5 seems like a problem for fake casual gamers who care can't hack it with a rigorous, challenging real video game like slay the spire 2

Me: the Dune movies are flawed adaptations of flawed text, which are fun but lose some of what makes the books so engaging and, yes, frustrating Me, seeing Denis’ latest freaks on parade:

when my cat loudly chews on plastic to get my attention

ayy lmao

'Gazing Upwards' Soft pastels on dark blue pastel paper #SciArt #Cats #TraditionalArt 🐈

It looks like the Bluesky left in Iran is already trying to force woke purity tests on the next Ayatollah

We literally know now that anti-trans legislation was pushed by a pedophile ring to allow a pedophile ring to serve a pedophile ring’s interests, and legislators have decided the best course of action is to keep doing what the pedophile ring wants.

guess they found out

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an acquaintance from college still reads matty's articles and i legit dont get why, he is the Colin the Energy Vampire of politics

The AI bubble RAM crisis is caused for non-existent problems by non-existent money for a non-existent infrastructure to meet non-existent demand to make non-existent business and will utterly destroy real business based on real demand and real infrastructure built with real money for real problems.