i will never forgive the techbros for ruining computer computer was the only thing i liked

CHOTINER: And when was that? MY CAT: I mean at least 14 hours ago CHOTINER: Well hold on. You're telling me you haven't been fed at all today but if I look in your bowl here I see a- MY CAT: An untouched serving, I know, but if you'd let me finish- CHOTINER: Yeah, of course.

Please stop using OpenTorment!!! It's only open-core! TormentLibre is the fully FOSS alternative!

we're smoking tylenol. i injected myself with 80 gallons of horse vaccine and it turned me into a telekinetic mutant with unfathomable psychic potential. if that pussy isn't autistic, i don't want it. this shit ain't nothing to me man

people cant even infer that a womans possession of immense levels of jesters privilege necessarily implies insane lore these days smdh

Contrast this with the pic of the man in a suit at the memorial “bearing” that cross on wheels. There’s a lot more Jesus in this picture than in any giant cross.

Coverage of the Charlie Kirk Funeral begins today at 2pm on ABC, all Disney apps, Hulu, and Corncob TV

if the Klein be Naomi, you're doing fine homie. if the Klein be Ezra, it's over forever

twitch streamers love putting [!DROPS] in the title and then immediately raiding off to some child playing call of duty or whatever, so when you come back from hours of idling your drop progress is only at like 8%

wtf this is way worse than that cracker barrel non-issue

great news! you're not actually seeing karl rove, john yoo, and david frum criticize the administration's lawlessness more stridently than dem leadership. you, reader, were infected with rabies by a brown bat 36 hours ago and this is all just the virus working its way through your nervous system

I regret nothing, I don't apologize, kiss my ass.

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

It's bonkers to me that there's hard data showing that bsky leads to way more page views and time spent at links, especially for journalists, but pundits prefer it because low engagement means no one yells at them and they get to see themselves talk uninterrupted.

if they did the bare fucking minimum of calling for a ceasefire with an end in sight to end direct support for israel’s ongoing genocide in gaza & didn’t neuter the messaging to go on tour de cheney, i truly believe charlie kirk would be alive today

really grim when you consider google still worked in 2008

honestly id rather be on the planet of the apes right now. the apes had due process

Time to 🏴‍☠️ new star trek episodes I guess. These platforms forget it fell out of style because they gave customers a better alternative, but they still dangle on a knife's edge

looks like brisbane's new buses are going well

This place is not prepared when Trump kicks it. They’re gonna have to launch a script that’ll ban all of us simultaneously. Real nuke from orbit shit.

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

charlie kirk has received infinitely more sympathy and support from liberals than every single trans person, immigrant, and palestinian combined

you can think people making jokes & having fun with kirk’s death are tasteless, degenerate, short sighted, etc. but whatever you think of it, one thing is absolutely true: they more than anyone else here are “continu[ing] his work.” he was a vile piece of shit who encouraged and celebrated violence

you'd think Charlie Kirk was an IDF soldier by how quickly people started jerking him off after he hit the ground

The ruling class is so inoculated from harm most of the time that they’re able to see men like Kirk as entertainers, their message as entertainment, the real and immeasurable suffering they cause as proof of talent. The reality they create shouldn’t affect them, so they weep when it does.

i'm getting links to twitter posts that are straight up feral, you all are not keeping up

jim raynor sure did get captured a lot in that fan campaign sequel that the hungarian starcraft translators made lol

Just a reminder to check for your name in this list of books that OpenAI trained from. If your name is there, they probably owe you several thousand dollars. OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.

people say dems didn't go after the epstein stuff before the election to protect bill clinton, but it's probably more likely it's because a dem consultant who has lost every race he's been involved in said it would look too mean

i've been microdosing expired chinese benzos and silica gel packs and have discovered all 16 major future possibilities across trillions of timelines

retweet if you believe only a TRUE veteran should go to war with Chicago!

What’s wrong babe you’ve barely touched your repost button

Musk pilfered my social security info in plain sight mere months ago and every single week I get another data breach notification letter about my kids' dental records or whatever getting hacked. You cannot make me care about China

helluva boss is rick and morty for steven universe fans

COWBOY: This here fella says he ain’t never seen the 2007 Tony Gilroy movie Michael Clayton! OTHER COWBOYS [SIMULTANEOUSLY]: Michael Clayton!???

counterpoint: he should be extremely inscrutable and psychotic with his targets so its absolutely incoherent what exactly even he thinks hes doing killing all these people. it should still somehow work. no one should understand the psychomind (this is the name of the first nu-bond)

Sure, but that's not the biggest problem with Bond. It's that, at its core, it's a wank fantasy over Britain's "glorious" past embodied by a guy with a note from the nation's mommy and her special hat saying that he can shoot as many people as he wants because he's the most special boy in the world.