Right wing humor is like - I took a shit in our living room and blamed the dog as a joke to own the libs, and my killjoy wife is all "we don't have a dog Michael, I want a divorce"

1980s: “We think this heavy metal group is hiding garbled messages backward in their music. Better convene a congressional hearing.” 2020s: “This company’s chatbot is straight up encouraging teens to off themselves. We better give them billions of taxpayer dollars.”

I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork

The most crucial thing about this scandal remains that Nuzzi wanted to suppress damaging information to both help Trump *and* to protect Kennedy's chances of becoming the Secretary of Child Murder should he win, and it worked: www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2025/12/a-ma...

Very excited for this. Can't wait to see how it gets crippled by lootboxes and a bolted-on multiplayer before launch.

My choice of headline would be "Football thug & flag shagger get's ironic come-uppance", but I guess we're all pretending he was a nice guy now he's dead.

uh oh

Man i love how crazy this is like this is the extreme absurd answer to who would be the worst person to invite to the set of your kids show just chefs kiss no sense allowed on the production under jkr a whole show made in a reality warped bubble

A couple of days late to this detail, but from IGN: Rockstar tried to NDA a group of MPs who were meeting them about claims of illegal firings for union busting, incredible, that's the most Rockstar thing to do, well done. Hilarious move. www.ign.com/articles/gta...

I can’t believe it flopped. I thought everyone was dying for a badly written account of what it’s like to have phone sex with a spoon stuck in a garbage disposal.

Windows erasing your Linux bootloader

Disney once sued a daycare center for having painted copyright-protected characters on their walls.

We're walking in the air, We're floating in the chemcloud sky The norts far below are dying as we fly

many extremely accomplished actors are simply not very bright

"Hands up! Give us your oil, I mean drugs! Wait, what are we doing again?"

One great use for AI would be a translator where I respond to emails normally, then it translates it into the best tone for the recipient. But I'm too cybersecurity conscious. What happens when the AI gets hacked and people find out what I actually wrote was "eat shit and die".

What is the charge? Posting a meme? A succulent shitposting meme?

Farage just said “I didn’t wear a mask last time and I won’t wear them this time. This is nonsense.” Here he is, not only wearing a mask, but also getting vaccinated…

Might apply to visit the US, even though I've got no intention of going there, just to force some random goon to waste time looking through the last five years of my social media history. Might do it every week.

My Facebook algorithm means I get constant ads for dressage horses for sale. A great asset is a decent temperament and a lot of them will have "ridden by my 11-year-old daughter"etc in the description which means the owner put their kid on and if they don't die they can use it as a selling point.

inventory weight limits

Months ago I got a nut milk maker. "I don't remember being drunk enough to buy this." Put it away. Today, pick up box - curious. Look at label. It's my neighbor's lol.

Thank you to the lovely audience member at @hayfestival who shared that her daughter had once corrected her pronunciation of ‘epiphany’ and told her it should of course be ‘epi-fanny’. Which word have you royally mispronounced because you’d only ever seen it written down?

Things that totally happened

Howl's moving castle at Christmas (suggested by @happimess73.bsky.social)

this is cowardly and also pointless: Labour will never win over the British voters who hate Sadiq because he’s Muslim, and failing to stick up for your capital’s mayor (who is also part of your party!!!) against a foreign leader makes you look really weak

And a country where midwives laugh as they tell pregnant people that they’re entitled to free NHS dentistry, since even in London, where we have plenty of dentists, finding an NHS practice taking new adult patients is all but impossible.

Living in San Francisco is great because you’ll meet a new person who seems nice and perfectly reasonable and slowly throughout the conversation it will become clear what kind of cult they are in.

The Pleiades from last night. 8 December 2025. 🔭 🧪 🎨 #astrophotography #SciArt #photography #StormHour #ThePhotoHour

"Nice punch, sir."

There's a bunch of webcams on top of Hawaii's Kilauea volcano so you can watch it erupt. The latest eruption just straight up assassinated one of them. The lava fountain on the left is landing directly on top of one of the webcams.

it intensely angers me every time I open a book PDF in Acrobat and the software reminds me that I’m reading a Long Document and gee, wouldn’t I prefer a summary instead I am not a first grade child who requires the easy-reader version of big kid books, demon machine

Anon Opin Live is coming. Rob Manuel's hosting shows in Leicester (12–13 Feb 2026). Got opinions? Let's fight about them live. https://sites.google.com/view/fesshole

Nothing says getting into the festive spirit like going online to shout at some biscuits

(following a path lined with heads on spikes) surely this town can use a bard

Candle light watercolour/ink on sketchbook #art

"I believe the theory of over-compansating for a tiny wang explains a lot about Quentin Tarantino."

Seriously what the fuck is happening to Labour. They're gonna turn the greens into an actual national party.

I don't think it can be underestimated either a) how sincerely the Starmer-McSweeney faction loathe the left on a pathological level, nor b) how thoroughly they have purged the upper echelons of anything resembling that stream of thought. They're in a Truman Show dome entirely of their own making.

Who has made this 🤣

Seems about right..

"Hey boss, I caught that thing that's going around." "The flu?" "Indifference."

I can’t believe that in this day and age, people are still wearing fir.

Back when leaving a note saying you went out for a bike ride could double as a suicide note.

Hi folks, this is your captain speaking. We’ll be taking off shortly. I’d like to remind everyone at this time that life is a cruel series of disappointments that will eventually kill you

The only good AI art.

Christmas in The Village. From this day in 2016.