Times argues that Labour sticking to its plans fro remigration and deportation is the only way to stave off Farage - because that's worked so well so far. There is no appeasing these people, and no point in trying and the sooner govt realises that the better. www.thetimes.com/comment/the-...

Love to see scalpers fuck up. Just saw a video from a guy who bought 500 copies of GTA6 on pre-order, saying because it’ll be the biggest game of all time it’s bound to sell out. The same game that the “physical” copy is just a box and a code for a digital download. Hahaha

‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios

"it's like a microscope but for seeing how much you can put in a burrito" is an excellent sentence on its own merits even without the hot contraption pics

crazy to me that rich people have been so successful in perpetuating the lie that the poor are stealing from everyone. they don't have any money. the rich people are the ones with the money! that's who stole the money

did u know the German national team took themed photos for the 2010 World Cup in South Africa, and did u know they look like this (warning: German-tier racism esp. at the end)

This is the one true recipe for a Reflecting Pool: 2oz rum, 4oz pineapple juice, 1oz blue curacao, one Blue Razzberry Fruit Roll-Up

In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Fck Me

As an empath, I think all non-empaths should roast in Hell.

Technically, they’re Remains now.

If you call Starmer "a decent man" you endorse: - trans folks being unable to go for a piss when they're out and about - getting rid of jury trials so that people who threw paint on a plane being used for war crimes are done for terrorism - arresting pensioners for saying the above is bad

Oregon, it is time. You know what must be done

Where are the left-wing ones then? Or is there no money in that? (Do not say Tony Blair)

I am sitting here with the curtains closed and just a bra & skirt on.

Be careful out there. Nobody wants sun stroke (see illustration)

Wow, how tall were those Godzilla wranglers?

I'm old enough to remember when the IDF blew up a Gaza hospital after October 7th and if you said "Israel did it" you got called a hateful antisemitic crank. Soon it was "yeah they did it by ACCIDENT" followed by "yeah they did it on purpose and it was GOOD!" There's no limit to what is accepted.

omfg this is disgusting, why have we not yet evolved into vapour

Not saying it's hot on the London Underground today, but I've just seen Virgil leading Dante down the steps at Baker Street tube station. They'll be taking the Circle Line.

Okay, since Right (Reich?) Move have taken down THAT house tour... ...here's the one line every historian dreads hearing from someone, and why.

PUBLIC SERVICE MESSAGE: No matter how hot it gets, don’t do this. MESSAGE ENDS.

DO NOT GO OUT TODAY WITHOUT YOUR STILSUIT ON. basic heat safety, people

Swamp thing

Historic records documenting my lifelong inability to function in this kind of weather.

I made this for anyone who might be confused about the Lincoln Memorial reflecting pool.

Hi, everyone is wrong about AI except me: jasonpargin.substack.com/p/everyone-i...

God. Red weather warning in London this week. It will literally be hot enough to put an egg on the roof of your car.

On the plus side, he's finally achieved his aim of doing something Reform voters want.

Starmer literally promised a centre left party and then took it sharp right to try and catch up to Reform with right wing policies saying that the left leaning progressives had no other choice but to vote Labour - literally "if you don't like it then leave". So we all went Green instead.

My toxic trait is I want every human to be sheltered, fed, clothed and provided healthcare at no direct cost to themselves. I DO NOT CARE if some people then do nothing for the rest of their lives. Mazletov, god bless. I don't care if a few people figure out ways to game the system. People need help

Sagittarius: Do not party at the abandoned summer camp, get the fuck out of the woods, stop taking totemic artifacts that aren't yours, listen to the weird old guy at the gas station who says there's a curse on that land.

Leo: When you stare into the abyss, the abyss acts like it hasn't noticed you but it obviously has, there was eye contact, so you're like, Seriously?, and resolve to stare until the abyss acknowledges you, but then it pretends to get a text and just fucking LEAVES? What the fuck?

Aries: If you get caught committing a crime, quickly commit a worse crime so that the first crime seems less bad by comparison.

The richest man owns X. The second and third richest men control Google. The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post. The seventh richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. And now the sixth richest could soon take over both Paramount and Warner Bros. See the problem here?

Both totally unnecessary and extremely funny that the Guardian has an interactive graphic for you to change the color of the US flag's blue to the color of the Reflecting Pool from 8 to 19 June and counting

Tech bros are complaining that laws are stopping them getting richer but don't appreciate that laws are also stopping us vivisecting them in the Town Square to see if we can locate a heart.

Every history book about this government will have a subtitle that's some variation of They Should've Just Left That Alone

This is the final form of Horseshoe "theory". Anyone who wants to the change the status quo for any reason is by definition a terrorist. And it's funny to mock but given the number of people arrested for opposing genocide the government clearly wholly believe this.

still waiting for it to boot up

Lol, someone arguing that their mate made my pylons gif.

No-Mow May gives way to Cannot Be Arsed June and that poor Dalek is trapped.

*squints at america*

Good luck trying to keep tech-savvy teenagers off social media. When my son was thirteen it took me days to thwart the parental lock he'd managed to put on my phone and to change the default language setting back from Mandarin.

are any of our government going to wake the fuck up any time soon, this is proper dumbass stuff, just walking right into a pit of vipers for the fuck of it

"Hey missus can we borrow your face for age verification?"

I made mortars out of empty cans taped together, filled with petrol vapour, to fire a ball or orange a ridiculous distance on application of a flame. And distill left over wine using a pressure cooker into god knows what percentage methanol. And my kid ordered chemicals much like Alec did...