I've now bought three tickets to Melania on Friday, which means roughly half of all Melania box office in the UK is me.

it happened (someone said “happy birthday” to me and i said “happy birthday” back)

I’ll be following this developing story very closely

“increasingly” 🙄

people need to stop slandering the noble art of sucking dick

looking for bail funds, mutual aid orgs, etc to donate to in minneapolis. pls rec !!

dropped a thrice on them

Thermal energy has joined the general strike

This picture making the rounds on reddit, Columbia Heights. I'm not OK.

The picture of his cubby

This is a photo of someone being tortured, not someone being restrained

this one's been gettin' a lotta play in my head lately

O my GOD I MISSED THIS

I'm still thinking of the fact that Zohran Mamdani went on The View, said "abolish ICE" and then got a round of applause

what do you MEAN Al Gore heckled Lutnick at Davos

so many of my instagram reels are comedians saying things like "if you love closing cabinets, you should marry someone with adhd!" (10k likes, 4k "so true" comments) and i'm like ugh whatever. and then i hear my partner closing five cabinets in the kitchen

very funny to even imagine schu saying quixotic let alone everyone translating it and then complaining about it

The Moon is New. 0.0 days old. 0.0% illuminated. 🔭 🧪

We are now at the level of Cool Zone where Latino leftists are like "Thank God a CIA agent is here to restore order," and correct to think so.

thats his hole. it was made for him.

folk hero

Apparently but unsurprisingly the druids are on our side

@statuscoupnews.bsky.social interviewing this woman in Minneapolis right now who said she came out of her home, wearing whatever she could grab to protect herself from ICE agents. You do what you can, with what you got.

american! this could be you

i’m over here armchair diagnosing like dr house

Rummler’s aunt said he was left with a fractured skull and shards of plastic, glass, and metal stuck all throughout his eyes and face, and would have died if not for the six hours of surgery he went through. newrepublic.com/post/205280/...

NOT HOW DOGSLEDS WORK

This is surreal. 4 Oglala Lakota men kidnapped by ICE in Minneapolis have finally been located. One of them was released but the other 3 are being held at Fort Snelling, a former concentration camp used to imprison Native people incl. the Dakota 38 during Dakota Wars. ictnews.org/news/north-c...

One thing that would definitely work to increase the birth rate is decreasing the length of pregnancy. 9 women could work together in a team to produce a baby in one month

Sunny days

oh THAT’S what perfidy is

costco should be allowed to sell weed. i want the Kirkland Select Kush. a 300-count fish oil pill sized bottle of 5mg gummies would fix this country

living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be

Oh my god this lady rules. I love this. Just make fun of these poseurs.

the effects of NBC Must See TV on the preteen brain are only now being understood

haha this makes me soooo petty and mad 😇

She also looked Bill Maher in the face and told him to do less… icon

Pon de Replay does also play in my head when I see Wagner Moura

it’s kinda fun that jay penske created a golden globe to give it to amy poehler

Starting S02 of "The Night Manager" is a great time for a reminder: 👏EVERY👏BRITISH👏PERSON👏IS👏A👏SPY👏

canada post is fine but i genuinely miss the good ol usps

I will accept no moral high ground from a government that refuses to ban a platform that is actively, in real time, right in front of our faces, creating child sexual abuse materials. They're not banning it and there are still government departments with official Twitter accounts. Fuck Carney.

Truly ICE defeated by ice excellence

FLOP

also, my fav feed on this website is Popular with Friends.

Having some thoughts about the nature of my fears as a Canadian that I want to try to express in deep solidarity with everyone in Minnesota and elsewhere fighting our common enemy. This thread will not be in the "Canadian asshole" genre. (The opposite, I hope). Still, mute if you want.

“Racy”

THE OPEN ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF GRIEF IS A POLITICAL ACT.