The world just a decade ago was full of so much possibility that has now been foreclosed upon and we have all but forgotten it

it has come to my attention that busytown is anti pig

A have a few questions for the groomer but mostly deep appreciation

googled a line from the movie walk hard, the desired result being gif options. this was the immediate result. mf acting like we’re friends.

i feel like they were going for something different than why i took the photo

San Antonio and New York City are finally gonna put it all on the line and determine which city makes the best salsa

if the spurs end up facing the knicks in the finals in a 1999 rematch, we all have to post like it’s 1999

i’m easily the most famous person in any grocery store i go to

this crew took over my street for a minute. it rocked

ken paxton has john cornyn tweeting like a wide reciever who got suspended for crashing his car

it’s so EASY why cant more democrats do this WHY are they making me “you gotta hand it to ‘im” to a BILLIONAIRE

‼️Look at this insanely perfect shot my husband just captured with his phone. We're both very sad he didn't have a real camera, but this is still amazing.

look: I love her.

Not every movie needs to say the word "feminism," but either this movie needed Amy to turn into a dog and eat her husband, or, it should have said "feminism"

(several hours too late) NICK BILTON?!

finally. some good news

I’m not a vegetarian and I take him at his word that he isn’t either but I hate how any left of Pinochet candidate has to do this ridiculous song and dance as if a man eating an above average amount of cauliflower would be a valid excuse to vote for the pedo coddling fascist enabling crook.

Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened. (Also we have a Chasing Amy Adams wrap-up episode coming next week!) (And then a Patreon with more Amy content, plus Chasing Gwyneth Paltrow on the horizon!)

Today we’re talking about the 2024 dramedy Nightbitch with special guest @saraiya.bsky.social. Plus: Mister Rogers’ nipples, hiring Etsy witches, and Merritt Wever’s Emmys speech. 🎧: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...

Sorry for posting, but I can’t be the only one who thinks Mommy is being painfully condescending when she “checks the closet for monsters” before turning off the light. They come in through the back of the closet when it’s dark. They don’t just wait around in there all day.

cry cornyn you old bitch

🎶 Well, the word got around, they said, "This kid is insane, man" Took up a collection just to send him to the mainland "Get your education, don't forget from whence you came, and The world's gonna know your name, what's your name, man?"

2nd grade boys discussing what the biggest dinosaurs were

your regular reminder that the national shoplifting crisis was a manufactured moral panic largely engineered by corporations in order to cover up their own mismanagement — and that wage theft is the largest category of theft in the U.S.

my take is that this is fine

why am i like weirdly moved

My toddler watching Curious George order a hundred dozen donuts

New Yorkers, they get the job done.

in case you were concerned, don’t be, I can assure you the San Antonio zoo is letting the animals watch the playoffs

ICE agents pepper-sprayed Senator Andy Kim of New Jersey.

I always come back to Lincoln on Memorial Day

You can tell things are going really well when you draw comparisons to David Cameron. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

one of the reasons i am always on about elite persuasion is that i have seen elite persuasion operate in real time. as toby documents here, the radical anti-trans push in the uk didn't come from some "bottom-up backlash," but was orchestrated and organized primarily at the most elite levels

the only video worth rescuing from my deleted twtter

i'm not on bluesky because i want to live in a bubble. i'm on bluesky because i love reading long manifestos about what's wrong with bluesky by people who don't spend enough time here to know someone does this every 10 days.

If Rogue One had come.out after Andor people would be in hysterics. Woke 2 reverse gamergate would be in full swing by the end of the first business day

The Zooted Ancients

This is genuinely soooooooo funny?? “we are pissed” sign o m g

even if we are limited only to miller as a brand, the take is wrong. the answer is high life. trust me, I’m an expert level dirtbag.

I can :)

Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...

kush got me feeling like the white george clooney/all my people normal like i'm sally rooney

woof woof!!

If you acknowledge that the richest man in the world is a Nazi is has all sorts of unsettling implications about the moral valence of success and the arc of society, so it's easier to just ignore it entirely.

The week @nationalobserver.com broke news about a Trump-linked US company hosting Albertans' electoral data, our site started suffering from massive outages. Our provider tells us their servers are under attack. We don't know if we're the target, but the timing is weird. Thanks for bearing with us!

the Colbert cancellation is a labor issue, to my mind. Colbert’s show employed hundreds of union employees working nightly. Byron Allen’s non-union show costs CBS nothing (literal zero), and costs Allen very little as well since comics provide their own material for a nominal fee and exposure

Alberta, A Poem Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And I asked "should we take route 1, or should the Government of Alberta commence the legal process required under the Canadian Constitution to hold a binding provincial referendum on whether or not we should take route 1 or route 2?"

a bathroom ban killed a 16-year-old girl

??????????

Saw someone respond to the idea of DC statehood with “so should every major city be its own state?” and yeah don’t threaten me with a good time.