happy new avatar album drop to all kelelaliens

this imvu ass cover makes so much sense for her music.apple.com/ca/album/sai...

George Orwell:

butt naked man being put in handcuffs by cops at the subway station fall in love again and again

"el coronel no tiene quien le escriba" (no one writes to the colonel) by gabriel garcía márquez my first book in spanish #latinahealing. if gabo was alive, i imagine we would have whatever the colombian equivalent of the "you're the GOAT" "and your the cow that keeps on giving" exchange would be

Jeff’s average bluesky user energy here 😭

he was probably so scared 💔

more broadly than just the looksmaxxing weirdos i think the Influencer Era is going to be a golden age for Weird Celebrity Deaths unseen since hollywood in the 1920's. giving people the national fame of movie stars with the institutional mental health support of the wrestling industry is a bad combo

Every time someone is like "prison abolition? but what about RAPISTS" bitch we have basically abolished prison for rapists as it IS, and we aren't even trying anything restorative or whatever

rainbow rowell,, haven’t heard that name in years

new google calendar event colours

YOU weren’t clear

@jaboukie yo man dead and you’re mute???

LOADING……

wdym i never ever ever have to be subjected to the ugly ones™ face on my screen ever again? 🥹

Sent him a pic of my ass arched up like a cat and he said “I need you in me”

yet another woman to whom i won’t get through yet another woman to whom i won’t get through yet another woman to whom i won’t get through yet another woman to whom i won’t get through yet another woman to whom i won’t get through

“He then put her license plate details on a surveillance “hotlist,” meaning he would get a notification in real time anytime she drove by an AI-powered license plate surveillance camera.”

oh this is real television www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FzI...

ok

Taylor knew better than to invite Joni to her wedding

google ad trying to sell me a "gemini pro" subscription

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THAT BEYONCÉ VIRGO SHIT

ooh wee bb freaky deaky think me see she pink bikini rock that kufi dye dashiki nefertiti edges kinky

school is in session

multiple women in my family social circles have brujeria allegations (naturally)

i don't fuck with caroline polachek but she really ate this

Wtf this just happened at Taylor's wedding

Confessions 2:

croatia i wasn’t familiar with your game

witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing

ravenexua jun 26 fm 🙂‍↕️

jun 26 favourite first time watches ❤️

this actually goes hard as fuckkkk

support israel or try to woo ooga booga trade me asf:

imagine the lies they tell each other

i was a singer. you were my fan.

fuck a app

scenes without mommy’s face in them are unnecessary in movies. it does nothing to advance the story of where did mommy go

every media outlet rushing to publish their contrarian X-brained clickbait-y take on why the tide turning against gay people is somehow Good and Interesting

Everytime i ask someone to check my resume they tell me to change half of it

some loads refused tbh

OMG