cinnabon lady was extra nice to me bc i was acting very gay (inadvertently) while ordering my 4 pack

shucked the tony award-winning musical comedy ? this mess is why i can't get into musical theatre

mom am i still young? can i dream for a few months more?

right wingers have always been way more psychotically obsessed with gender than left wingers but we all have to pretend that the idea of gender is somehow a leftist critical phenomenon

no one dies from love . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . guess i'll be the first

iconic shot of Lucas Pinheiro Braathen on the podium

takeaway i waited 2 hours for tasted like shit

can you imagine how fucking annoying it would be to be the like. 12th best person in the world at ski jumping. like you can’t STOP going to the competitions right? but you’re going to get 12th. your mom flew there

pho trade

Just found out about 5 minutes ago that work is closed on Monday and the hours are now dwindling down to another fabulous 3 day weekend

Stephen Colletti

TGIF

cavemen seeing an eclipse for the first time:

"'She is dead,'" Officer Auderer told Officer Solan, before bursting out laughing. "'No, it’s a regular person,' Officer Auderer said, adding: 'Yeah, just write a check — $11,000. She was 26, anyway. She had limited value.'"

they worked tf outta her she can hardly smize

American Horror Story: Freak Show (2015)

Me at the circus:

Colton was being used. As Rob’s “beard.”

got me so locked in need a crowbar

the elves on december 26th:

Love you more than those bitches before.

The last blueberry in my yogurt parfait:

Jack Antonoff is straight????

something about my life needs to change but i have no idea what

If you can’t keep off your phone in a theater for an hour and a half movie you should honestly just be put down atp like

Bowl packed, blondies in the oven, and finishing this Oscar winning GOD Byrne performance

You can’t have an abortion but you can kill your grown daughter if she disagrees with you

the fact that its only wednesday and also we have to keep doing this for like 30 more years at least

everyone with an IQ above paste could have predicted this would happen: anyway; these Meta glasses are ontologically evil and anyone who wears them is a creeping blood-worm who should be chased from society with stones and sharp sticks

sex and the city season 4 seatings are NEOWWWWW

Belle trapped in the Beast’s castle all day trying to make new friends:

carrying my mother's mother's torment i think i'm where the bloodline ends

when bad bunny and lady gaga release a single together this spring and put tokischa on a verse and it smashes and becomes song of the summer and stays at #1 for all of pride month

Beautiful

“why do we need drafts” to be civilized. this is not a barn

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.

why do you need to observe your house if you're not in it. you are giving yourself an opt-in mental illness. no one has to live like this

Lady Gaga at the halftime show:

buenas noches

LMFAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOO

they saying erika got launched into the sun during the kirkchella halftime show

and now arroz con leche eatings

i really didn’t ask to be born latina no mas tuve suerte

Yo y quién