God is such a caveman word

“jenna ortega is not latina” brand of discourse with every diaspora latino celebrity is so exhausting 😭

was included in his mass thirst trap snap

‘You’re absolutely right — we should restructure your finances! You should buy Palantir stock and invest in Israel’s iron dome. Let’s delve into this further, let me know if you want me to show you how to transfer the funds.’

plato:

howyousayyoulovemeyouaintputmeinchanel howyousayyoulovemeyouaintputmeinchanel howyousayyoulovemeyouaintputmeinchanel

?

As a guy with half a trillion dollars, I have lots of options: 1. Enjoy a 100% stress-free life doing whatever I please in unfathomable luxury all over the world with people of my choosing 2. Have 87 meltdowns a day on a website

how old are you? grown.

Let me remaster this bitch quick.

the andes:

this is why music videos are so important. song went from a 9 to a 10

(like damita jo)

"swinging is just republican polyamory" -oomf

no one dies from love guess i’ll be the first

guy on scruff with profile name "Woke Daddy"

That Canadian bitch knew who NOT to diss again

saw tinder profile where the first photo is two people. i was like who is this fine man ?? then i realized the profile was for the other person (naturally). i go back cause i’m like i literally need that... the man was saint levant

Meghan trainor be like so now we’re making flop music

but i'm not so i can't then i won't BUT if i was your girl

happy janet day music.apple.com/ca/album/be-...

Leo Tolstoy:

good morning

Alexander the Great:

good morning to lgbtq only

katy perry releasing a compilation album called "the one that got the plays" and no songs from 143 are on there...

So he does know there's a time and place for butt hole showing...

okay but really i'm not fem fem but i'm not masc masc

my mind turns your life into folklore i can't dare to dream about you anymore

i turn into this gif when i get complimented unexpectedly

joe pissed me off so bad in that challenge... what happened to integrity #survivor50

Close your eyes and serve Toucan print if you ended the fuck out of Chris Brown

not zara got shooters DJSJDJSJDNSNSNSNSN

might be time to tap in to tove lo's discography

Judas:

baby u ARE the catalyst for raising awareness towards the importance of recognising mental illness paired with substance abuse !!!

well danny ramirez always did kinda give me a boner

genuinely how it feels to eat chia seeds and psyllium husks and flax seeds and beans and lentils and garbanzos and a daily probiotic pill and like wowow

"pinkpantheress please continue" begged a nun. then she stood up and was healed.

"lana" being considered sos deluxe (42 tracks total) is so fucking insane i still laugh about this

Under the stall sex is crazy, you can't be that horny to get naked on a public bathroom floor

ketchup seeing tomato during hamburger

Selena covering Billie Jean and introducing it as a song by “Janet Jackson’s brother”

cause i’m an actress all of the medals i won for ya

rachel this is serious music.apple.com/ca/album/mid...

i'm in a bad girl good mood wearing my gold hoops lining my lips right now in the rearview baby don't even play

the sea got shallower every day i danced, i said my prayers it never rained