leave us.

“as a woman who isn’t conventionally attractive-” “as a woman who men don’t ever-“ “as the friend who has to watch their friends be pursued-“ MY LOVES. I BEG. the day i stopped putting my self worth in whether a man would want me + started focussing on if *i* found me hot, i had NEVER looked BETTER

she’s right. denis villeneuve is about to save cinema via 007 like i could cry

mind you i’ve seen tiktok edits done better than this. hire that creed editor NOWWWWW

knew my frontal lobe had developed when i’d see my celebrity crushes with their girlfriends + instead of thinking ‘she’s so lucky’ i started thinking ‘how the hell did HE manage to pull HER?’

type "my quote" in pinterest and the first four quotes will be a theme of your life THIS IS SO ACCURATE ATM it’s not even funny. again, insane pull 😭

bro i acc hate harry styles and idek why cos i had a life sized poster of him on my wall as a kid but now i really hate his guts goodnight

when i say nelly furtado is and always will be one of the prettiest women on the planet?

Type ' my character ' on pinterest and the first four are your new assigned kins i’m not trying to be funny but somehow that app tapped into all four corners of my damn life perfectly 😭

pete ‘can’t wait to be a dad isn’t life grand(e) but can’t keep a girl’ davidson broke up with the mother of his child. which we all saw coming. i feel SOOOOO sorry for elsie ngl she’s a stronger soldier than me

things i love to do/my hobbies: beating a dead horse crying over spilled milk talking to a blank wall preaching to the choir putting all my eggs in one basket adding insult to the injury having my cake and eating it too making an omelette without breaking any eggs going a mile too short

i i i i am your butterfly i need your protection be my samurai

hello it’s jade ur fave pr exec here with my pr prediction of the week and that is the following: the spirit airlines (james nonce-em-up charles) girly is gonna be faced with a overwhelming chunk of hate. people WILL stop feeling sorry for her. it WILL get real ugly real fast as her £££ increases.

ig’s ‘instants’ is actually v wholesome cos i ain’t seen an unfiltered unedited un-repeatedly-shot-till-perfect image of anyone since ab 2016 😭

barbara palvin’s pregnant: 🙂‍↕️🩵 dylan sprouse got barbara palvin pregnant: 🫪🙂‍↔️

it’s a damn good thing i didn’t make it to germany earlier this year cos why has cocky’s gift only now turned up to my house dfkm it’s may ????

baby u ARE the catalyst for raising awareness towards the importance of recognising mental illness paired with substance abuse !!!

nintendo have the chance to do the funniest thing ever

❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

No work no family…..16 in the middle of Miami…

i was a bad bitch from the tender age of 16 btw

i really really liked my outfit today I fear i won’t get a fit this good for a while + my almost-not-quite-one-day-maybe-boyfriend didn’t even see me in it men pmo so bad i actually hate him in this essay i will-

do u think ab me when the crowd is goneeee

ani saved me i’m on serializd drop ur usernames thanks

i desperately wish letterboxd did tv shows 😭😭

i live in a country full of morons btw

Of course he does.

People with dementia when they travel:

watched 5x seasons of the handmaids tale in 4x days i’m actually 1) not okay and 2) not in the mood to find out how this ends 😭😭 blow up gilead, or don’t, idgaf

one of the best songs ever btw open.spotify.com/track/3DpuYp...

they let them people off that boat btw.

what is their actual problem?? could they not have just gone on google??

everyone hates her whilst i be hating him, watch this space fr

i’m crying they best keep that thing floating in the ocean ngl

🩷 car 🩷

oh my gOD HELLOOOOO

the way cocky starts controversies on ANY APP

baby that’s ron perlman

i didn’t know alabama barker had shooters until tyla unfollowed her like omg out of everyone to waste my time stanning lord KNOWS i’d aim a lil higher

well, yes !!!

Lisa in Robert Wun at the 2026 #MetGala

forever reheating the nachos that came before her. godspeed. x

hang this up in the louvre i’m being so fr

mind you this woman never fails to gag me. and i mean not ONCE

oh mother dearest 😍

she is soooooo yummy

u just be minding ur business watching a show then all of a sudden here comes sydney sweeney playing a role she was in back when the world had the pleasure of not knowing her by name

my impression of sabrina carpenter's music: i'm not from essex but i love e-sex, sex sex sex, i like his big thing i am coquette and i'm into cock-ettes 💖🌸💕 boys suck but i suck them too 💐