YO pinterest you only have one mf job how does it not work BOZOS? you are a damn glorified photo gallery 😭😭

watching the huw edwards drama series and to my non-brits trust me when i say that ugly welsh bastard nonce sad excuse of a freakydeaky hard in the face scary as sin unfortunate as a disease ghastly as a rash man will rot for ALLLLL ETERNITY?? I MEAN IT

my lazy ass got all cosy in bed before 8pm forgetting i got a parcel to collect from the 24hr lockers before it’s sent back to the vinted seller at 6:30am tomorrow + instead of getting up to go walk 15 mins to get it, i snuggled straight back into them covers

new #promosky for Q2. yup. 🥰 ㅤ♡ྀི jade, late 20s, working in pr + comms ㅤ♡ྀི follow if u like: ❀ nostalgia in every form ❀ holistic tea blending / foraging ❀ writing (novels, fanfics idc) ❀ pop culture ❀ film ❀ scents ❀ oversharing ❀ having a long list of celebs (men) u luv to hate on 🧚🏽‍♀️

hi so this is a really bad idea x

gonna make a thread of all my fave spotify mixes cos i could be a mashup dj yk ⋆.˚✮🎧✮˚.⋆

category is: girlies refusing to follow simple instructions ✨

👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽 cool

they 100% should’ve sat on this cos it would’ve been my brother’s ’oh your left’ à la endgame all over again

bunny accidentally avenging me got me clapping from the grave

“proud to say i never switched up on barry keoghan 🫶🏽” girl i’m proud too - i hated him from day one and still do today so who u feelin like !!!

remembering the minutes before he and i kissed where i was laying on his chest + i knew it wasn’t platonic between us in that moment bc his heart was racing like crazy and i looked up and pointed it out and he just smiled and cupped my jaw and KISSED MEEEEEE like ok fanfic!!!!

“THATS JEAN N EMMM” will always be one of my favourite lines to come from the internet bc why is it so fckknf funnt

spring 🐇🩷🎀🌼✨!!!!

she’s so me coded cos this would be my answer too 😭 like what are u even asking me when i’m nolan’s literal princess

guys i’ve been watching sons of anarchy and so far kinda love it wait wait wait

and in about 10 years he will be rehashing this story on a podcast with all three of his listeners talmbout sum ‘the time when i almost scored a baddie but never saw her again broooo’

wanna make a thread of my favourite tw**ts from that #other app cos it might inspire bluesky to be just as hilarious one day

yall pmo so bad how ab he tries idk keeping his hands to himself first idk

there’s something ab when nostalgia gets monetised that bothers me. like i shouldn’t be seeing such a forced wave of hannah montana every damn where i look bc i KNOW the ppl pushing it are the big boys in suits, not ppl my age 🙃 idk nostalgia has to be genuine - otherwise it’s just a microtrend?

lol i remember actually being on weird kinda nice terms with dylan o’brien’s gf bc she’s a holistic girly and i am too and so we’d bond and stuff over it in her comments and dms and it was cute then i found out that babe was a racist and actually extremely hated across the nation 😭😭😭

woke up at 4:05 for my 5:15am train to get to my office for 9:10am and saw that every single train has been cancelled due to a problem on the line 🥰🥰🥰 God next time pls tell me in a dream so that my miserable ass doesn’t have to get out of my bed and shower to discover that xxxx

YUP YUPPPPPP 🎀🩵✨🧚🏽‍♀️🫶🏽‼️

despite my ultimate lack of care for all parties, i realise this situation highlights social disparities repeatedly chappell NEVER gets the grace that a male celeb (or ABUSER) would. yet woc wouldn’t get to calmly + chillfully explain away their controversies repeatedly like she can. interesting!!

whilst we’re here, i don’t feel bad for barry keoghan for being recognised as being clapped. u know what else is clapped??? cheating on ur missus x

idc enough ab chappell roan to gaf ab what she’s done to be a pain in the ass now but i DO know that regardless of what it was, BANNING HER from somewhere ain’t proportionate 😭😭

ani seeing me first thing in the morning

— your favorite ✨ ⊹ tree : cherry blossom ⊹ flower : oriental lily ⊹ season : late spring ⊹ tea : turkish ⊹ coffee : banana bread iced latte + a shot of caramel syrup ⊹ genre : action / thriller ⊹ dessert : profiteroles / eclairs

elisabeth sparkle vs that damn yellow jacket of hers i’m actually ntm

me vs low blood sugar even in a fanfic universe

me with that damn bag

category is: women 🩷 ft. tyriq withers

why is she doing:

good morning i’m losing my mind !!!!!!

no i don’t think anyone truly gets how much i luv films that provide a really uncomfortable social commentary for beauty + fashion in particular?? the substance, the ugly stepsister, gia, pearl, black swan, raw - these are all in my 100 fave movies of all time list and that’s not a coincidence !!

guess what film i’ve decided to watch for the [checks letterboxd] fifth time?

let me tell y’all sum rn when it comes to this MAN

BIG 3!! 🤏🏽🎀🩷🧚🏽‍♀️✨🌈🍑🌼🌟

i keep thinking back to this and laughinf

two of these pics aren’t madison beer and i’m really angry ab it

hate when u lot are funnier than me

paul mescal’s getting uglier, is that ok? x

nara romanticising this like i’m acc creasing 😭

NOBODY TOUCH ME I’M NITM LOOK AT THEMMMM

goodnight to everyone aside from brooklyn beckham and jared leto. no reason why x

mind you i thought this was stassie

anyways the hatred i have for timothee chalamet just escalated to lucky blue smith level and actually, that is a skill cos ain’t nobody reached that point before