got tickets for hadestown AHHHHH

you will never and i mean never see me pulling away before someone is in the house and their door is closed

i am not watching the game but know someone got injured bad? what happened?

2Kool4Skool

i never experienced the ick until i saw this fucking penguin

oh you like codename: kids next door? well name five of the kids

i never experienced the ick until i saw this fucking penguin

engagement bait but i am severely limiting your options

i love pineapple but i need her to stop bringing her cousin coconut to the party

looking up tame impala every couple of days because there’s no way that man is the one who sings dracula

careful, i might start following you 😉

you and that vibe… dangerous combo 😏

explain your @ i’m not cool

me and the three other soccer fans on the timeline

the world cup officials were evil placing these first time teams against teams like spain and germany for their first game

when i was in middle school i told my mom that the system was rigged against men and she told me to get my ass in the car and drove me to a domestic abuse shelter

i love the netherlands team and i love the japan team and i love watching them play

nothing i ever say on this god forsaken app is serious

i’m like a red blood cell if red blood cells attacked moles that they thought were new but then realized they just have bad object permanence

i am probably scared of jacob elordi

being the parent i needed by telling my children if they turn on the car while pumping gas it WILL FUCKING EXPLODE THE CAR WILL BLOW UP

to celebrate pride month i will post my cringey teenage pride photos eventually and rapidly delete them

just remembered sydney sweeney and scooter braun are dating and threw up in my mouth a little bit

my silly little sports game where people kick around silly little balls is on

pickles are great until there’s one in you or whatever the saying is

all i do is hear phone noises that don’t exist and pee a lot

whenever i see a mutual interact with a man on my timeline

i love other girls and have no shame in being exactly like them

whenever i see a mutual interact with a man on my timeline

the dude is ugly

my silly little sports game where people kick around silly little balls is on

i am a slut for mid century modern

watching episode eight as someone whose favorite briar books are the score and the play

in the last five days i both graduated and accepted a job offer

i’ll be back in like august or something

i know it’s voluntary but i just can’t convince myself to ever order food delivery when the weather is bad

i hate whoever does the makeup for xo kitty

you’re telling me a drain aged this lymphatic

thinking about that time a guy told me someone was using my pictures to catfish him and then started hitting on me? flattered but also did we learn nothing?

don’t ever think me being dumb and mentally ill is an act but also thank you if you think it’s an act

you’re telling me a drain aged this lymphatic

i like dropping nuggets of past trauma on my page like a little easter egg hunt

sorry if i ever give very specific compliments on very specific things i don’t know how to speak to people

i am literally convinced by everyone’s #promosky

it’s not consumerism it’s necessary

everyone and i mean everyone should get a septum piercing

it’s fuck artificial intelligence always but never her

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