i see a woman communicating beautifully on an overwhelming show and social media weirdos see someone who needs therapy apparently

people are so weird about the women on reality tv shows

The same way you don't want people bombing you and your loved ones is the same exact thing that other people feel where they live.

invalid handle just means i am hot and mysterious actually

officially 10 away from 100 🎉

i need six people to follow

i don’t deserve to have thoughts if i can’t keep posts less than four lines long

i don’t believe in myself but in an entity that probably doesn’t exist and people maybe spot me in the woods way

forgets to request his medication refill son or excessive amounts of full pill bottles from forgetting to take them daughter

and if i say growth is learning to appreciate maximalism? then what?

making outfit collages because i’m poor and can’t create them in real life

i follow too many silly accounts because bad things are happening and my feed is mute

and keep all four paws ON THE GROUND

hello pokemon i am tired of water lizards and i would like a water dog or cat

up in the lab trying to figure out how to bring book characters to life for oomfs

traitors gives me war flashbacks of my town of salem phase

lick

it’s finally happened

spent two hours stressing out about an assignment just to accidentally delete it all with five minutes left

church bells are getting too complex i’m about to start doing the cha cha slide

i hate banana when its pulled right out of the foreskin.. gross.. icky. sinister yellow mush

stuck listening to radio ads because the only other option is chris brown

stop reposting or i’m going to the zoo and yelling mean things at the otter exhibit

have to raw dog my coffee because it’s too full to add any fun syrups and creamers

if i send this to you know that i don’t give a flying fuck

i am high and lost in the fucking nether

being at the age where everyone you know is having children

showpos or noshowpos

computer science is so unserious because what the fuck is a boolalpha and a noboolalpha

do you think god stays in heaven because he too, lives in fear of what he's created?

they’re on sonic movie number FOUR

also amerie from heartbreak high should be allowed to kill any guy or girl her heart desires

she should have been allowed to kill one guy per season

the government should harness the power of pinky toes because those things can find anything to bang themselves on

live in the moment because one time tove lo flashed the crowd while performing and i was looking at my phone

oh you like dogs? name five dog toys you’ve felt an indescribable pain after stepping on

sitting here with beard dye on my eyelashes

going to start baking because i would look bad as hell in a cute little apron

don’t fucking ask me if i want to save my post as a draft. i spent over a year without it and its too late now

thank you for ate followers

how that one person who warned me not to put lava near my house looks at me after i accidentally burnt my house down

it is my wifely duty to warn my husband whenever i decide to wear new face masks or face tape overnight

got hooked by a bad facebook novel ad because it’s a wlw one about figure skaters who hate each other

i need emma to punch this man through the screen and ask him if this is love is having children or love is blind

need to separate my playlist into vibes because going from northern attitude to fxck up the world is crazy