Nothing like starting the day with a full blown anxiety attack because people don’t know how to fucking drive

Love that my vet won’t send one more month’s prescription of my cat’s food bc they say we need to bring him in for a checkup- that they don’t even have an opening for until the middle of November.

As an ex starbs barista, I’m beefing with the local starbs baristas bc in what world is this light ice? And how you not gonna fill the cup up if you’re also not gonna give me light ice? I expect this kind of room with light ice

I am very not good at consoling people when they are upset and am a ball of anxiety when bad things happen bc I feel like I’m acting incorrectly

if you are a forensic science student in your senior year of college, and you don’t know that postmortem means after death, pls find another degree path.

My betrayal list: my hubband ate a peanut butter protein bar in our bed rina likes the second mamma mia better than the first

reminder that it’s okay to be wrong about something and it doesn’t make you less of a person

I think Rina’s pfp is of me ??

zuko and katara shoulda ended up together and no one can convince me otherwise

Me literally last week: I don’t think blonde men are attractive MEANWHILE: JAMES SPADER IN THE 80s

… I made friends at my new job who care enough about me that they have surprised me with a sports ball shirt to wear tomorrow for tailgate day to match with them 🥺

My instructor at work is trying to tell me to do math incorrectly and she’s getting the wrong answer and I’m not and now we are beefing

I love having such beautiful, supportive friends 💕

Guys I got new Halloween slippers

My hormones are whacked and I am super sensitive rn so pls no one josh me bc I will shut down and cry

A coworker I hate keeps taking snippets of my face during teams calls and making memes

Hey guys, Uno wanted me to show you his Halloween tunnel and tent. He’s very good at hiding in them. That is all.

I successfully made it exactly 4 weeks into my new job without crying(:

Tiberius loves garage days

ID LIKE TO BE CLEAR, I don’t just mean regular schmegular sniffles. I’m talkin that BIG snort people do

SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT TO BE FOR HALLOWEEN I want it to be recognizable but also not slutty

if you have the sniffles BLOW YOUR FUCKIN NOSEEEEEEE I absolutely HAAAAAAAAATE when someone just SNIFFS it back in there. Like DUDE

Now why the hell do I need to take forensic photography a second time if I already took it AND got an A+

NVM I HAVE THE COOLEST FRIENDS AND RINA STAYED IN LINE FOR ME AND SNATCHED THE TICKETS AND IM SEEING MF MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE

I’m ready to go to bed

My chemical romance is my absolute favorite band in the whole world and the idea of missing out on another tour bc I can’t sit online for tickets while at work makes me so fucking sad

I need to buy tickets for the my chemical romance concert tomorrow but they go on sale while I’m at work and I am PANICKING

I have not been feeling myself lately and idk how to handle that

“If we all switched to cursive and stick shift, we could cripple an entire generation!” -the generation who changed the education system to not teach cursive and leaned towards automatic transmissions

TW: ED mention As someone who has been through treatment for an ED, if you make jokes to me ab not eating and go on fad diets and tell me what I’m eating has “wasted calories” in it, you’re an absolute SHIT friend.

I need to do a sinus rinse and eat so I can take my medicine and fever reducers but I am not hungry and don’t wanna move

Imagine being such a cry baby that you have the entire training location changed from virtual to in person bc you feel like it’s rude to ask questions out loud at your desk IN A CALL CENTER

How you gonna ask if I’m allergic to something you’re bringing, listen to me say yes, and then still bring it and offer it to me?

someone off me

I get so sad when I see videos of people being mean to those AI robots

I’m super sick and my sister just told me I sound like RFK jr and now I wanna stay home

I am not sad about Kirk’s death, but I’m not going to celebrate it either. You can’t be against gun violence and then celebrate it when it happens against someone you dislike. I’m sad for his children bc I can’t imagine witnessing my dad die like that 1/2

The reason I got a privacy screen protector has noticed I have changed my screen protector and it has solidified my irritation of said person.

I know no one cares, but this is definitely my go to “I need to get shit done” song. Thanks for reading my brain thoughts.

THERE IS A MF HUGE SPIDERWEB ON MY CAR AND I AM TRAPPED FOREVER BYE GUYS

I’ve been like 1000000x more sensitive lately and idk what my deal is but it’s gotta stop

I am honestly so glad it’s Friday so I don’t have to be around my new annoying coworker

hi, enjoy this photo of my one eyed vampy baby Uno

Get yourself a significant other who doesn’t yell at you for calling him to come kill a spider in your car bc being yelled at for having a phobia has sent me into an anxious frenzy

Erik Menendez being denied parole just added to my already shit fucking day and I am going to scream

For the love of god, DRIVE SAFELY. DONT be texting DONT be distracted DONT speed excessively DO pay attention to your surroundings

“This looks scary, I like your natural look more than when you wear makeup” -A man on Snapchat

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It is 81 degrees in my house. My AC is broken. I am dying