Avoiding the doctor because you don’t have health insurance yet is such an American experience and I hate it here.

bro, having walking pneumonia doesn’t mean “hey can you do this vigorous stuff please” Like STOP MAKING ME DO THINGS THAT REQUIRE MY LUNGS TO WORK HARDER

Tiberius loves garage days

I don’t know how I’m the one with a spending problem when you just spent $400 on wrapping paper, tissue paper, and tape

My husband, who got me sick, just made me soup and brought me a fork

Karma

Some cuck would hack my Roblox account and send themselves $70 worth of robux

Bro if I tell you something and you blatantly tell me I’m wrong and then I end up being right, do NOT cop an attitude with me I stg

this is who I am

I’m so burnt out that I got a fever

Guys I got my milkshake

I begged the uber driver to not let Arby’s to forget to give me my milkshake, let’s see if she actually brings my milkshake

are you ready to die got my shinigami eyes on everything is fine got my shinigami eyes

How are you gonna get pissed off about a $5 tip when the place I ordered from is a mile from my house? Sir it’s one bag 😭 pls

I need the internet to stop pushing glp-1s on me bc I am a struggling recovering ed person who is emphasizing the struggling part

somehow couldn’t figure out 11 minus 3 but don’t worry bc I was able to get 100% on a toxicology quiz an hour beforehand

I just ate my first meal of the day and I’m v proud of my soup

my op at work stole my outfit. like literally heard me talking to my coworker about what I was going to wear this week when my new tights got in and then proceeded to wear the EXACT OUTFIT I had planned

spiral

merry crimbus

“I’m a forensic astrologer” GIRL BYE

Toxicology is a rough class for me because of how my mom died. Like actively learning and being told the effects these substances had on her and how horrified she must’ve been is actually killing me

Nothing like starting the day with a full blown anxiety attack because people don’t know how to fucking drive

Love that my vet won’t send one more month’s prescription of my cat’s food bc they say we need to bring him in for a checkup- that they don’t even have an opening for until the middle of November.

As an ex starbs barista, I’m beefing with the local starbs baristas bc in what world is this light ice? And how you not gonna fill the cup up if you’re also not gonna give me light ice? I expect this kind of room with light ice

I am very not good at consoling people when they are upset and am a ball of anxiety when bad things happen bc I feel like I’m acting incorrectly

if you are a forensic science student in your senior year of college, and you don’t know that postmortem means after death, pls find another degree path.

My betrayal list: my hubband ate a peanut butter protein bar in our bed rina likes the second mamma mia better than the first

reminder that it’s okay to be wrong about something and it doesn’t make you less of a person

I think Rina’s pfp is of me ??

zuko and katara shoulda ended up together and no one can convince me otherwise

Me literally last week: I don’t think blonde men are attractive MEANWHILE: JAMES SPADER IN THE 80s

… I made friends at my new job who care enough about me that they have surprised me with a sports ball shirt to wear tomorrow for tailgate day to match with them 🥺

My instructor at work is trying to tell me to do math incorrectly and she’s getting the wrong answer and I’m not and now we are beefing

I love having such beautiful, supportive friends 💕

Guys I got new Halloween slippers

My hormones are whacked and I am super sensitive rn so pls no one josh me bc I will shut down and cry

A coworker I hate keeps taking snippets of my face during teams calls and making memes

Hey guys, Uno wanted me to show you his Halloween tunnel and tent. He’s very good at hiding in them. That is all.

I successfully made it exactly 4 weeks into my new job without crying(:

Tiberius loves garage days

ID LIKE TO BE CLEAR, I don’t just mean regular schmegular sniffles. I’m talkin that BIG snort people do

SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT TO BE FOR HALLOWEEN I want it to be recognizable but also not slutty

if you have the sniffles BLOW YOUR FUCKIN NOSEEEEEEE I absolutely HAAAAAAAAATE when someone just SNIFFS it back in there. Like DUDE

Now why the hell do I need to take forensic photography a second time if I already took it AND got an A+

NVM I HAVE THE COOLEST FRIENDS AND RINA STAYED IN LINE FOR ME AND SNATCHED THE TICKETS AND IM SEEING MF MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE

I’m ready to go to bed

My chemical romance is my absolute favorite band in the whole world and the idea of missing out on another tour bc I can’t sit online for tickets while at work makes me so fucking sad

I need to buy tickets for the my chemical romance concert tomorrow but they go on sale while I’m at work and I am PANICKING

I have not been feeling myself lately and idk how to handle that