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… so that’s what I look like?

Gays of Bluesky never shouted me out and now they’re an activism account I guess

She’s upping my pay!!! \(•^-^•)/

I learned about happiness and forgot about how good Faye Webster is

Me and my step brother:

Revisiting and I forgot how fun and skipless this album is. Like honestly a perfect body of work for what it is (=•^-^•=)

Lowkey thinking about being completely asexual this fall and winter

hello bluesky

Me at 9 years old for the saw premiere

The Goli gummies payola needs to be STUDIEDDD. Their management is putting in WORK

Tried to tell my boyfriend something this morning but I fully woke up and realized he wasn’t even there

Headphones stopped working in the middle of my workout

posting mixtape cover here first bc oomfship is forever

Met some oomfs raving last night, and all I can think of is how passive LA gays are in real life. It was so gross that I would get excited because we follow each other on social media but it felt like they greeted me almost just to get it out of the way and then move on.. like EWWWWW

How do I tell my coworker who keeps sending pictures of his baby in our manager chat that enough is enough

[trying fresh fruit for the first time]: woah this stuff tastes like vape 😲

Omw to party 🥳

in the gym for the first time in 2 years. Woah

KILL EVERYONE NOW CONDONE FIRST DEGREE MURDER ADVOCATE CANNIBALISM EAT SHIT FILTH IS MY POLITICS FILTH IS MY LIFE

Ass Back Home (feat. Neon Hitch) - Gym Class Heroes ^-^ >•< :D

Do you guys think if I starve myself now, I can serve twink realness by January?

The 500 Kingstons Skircle spectacular!

Broadcast the boom boom boom and make em all dance to it

Currently walking around with his kids in my butt

Boyfriend doesn’t want to bake these with me…. Throwing him away and sending him home

Bridgit Mendler (Hardcore metal version)

Day 1 & 2 of Nocturnal Wonderland 😁

Justin Bieber headlining Coachella… I’m expecting some sort of coke crashout or Frank Ocean gate pt. 2

But more so… 9/11

Get on stage, take a bow, Marry me! Let’s make a vow 😸😸💍!!

Taco Bell’s personal whore and I say it with pride

Uploading her porn on her OF and I truly feel like this rn

Just found out my favorite coworker genuinely likes imagine dragons 💔💔💔

So happy the 2-month-consistent squeak on my car that I was never gonna fix miraculously went away this week

We clock the tea we think we deserve

Chopped + unc = chunk

He just came in me and then bought us labubus

You betta DWERK

I hate when an artist releases an album in a year or less after their last one

How tf did I find myself at a Big Time Rush concert yesterday on a Wednesday….

Beach day today 😁

Fuck. This Turkey Makes Me Want To Vogue!

Me and boyfriend just snuck Applebees into the movies. This is our biggest victory so far.

Long time, no selfie 😼

Know it’s for the better No, it’s for the better Know it’s for the better No, it’s for the better

Boyfriend might’ve lost my Apple Pencil and I can’t even be mad at him because he does so much for me and I love him

My 24 Karot gold labubu is starting his own podcast

Friend just hired me to be her social media manager

I can’t believe I’m still so in love with Melodrama. Like it will always be apart of me.