Cat in the shower

Our little burb turning out #nokings

Pretty much every single one of these new government accounts is posting rage bait. It's possible (like 100% guaranteed) they are trying to provoke people here on purpose, so don't fall for it. Blockity block block block.

The Chair Company is good

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Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.

UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion. As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.

sherman, for the love of god!

When you accidentally touch a zipper straight out of the dryer

If you banish me to the Haunted Labyrinth I am just going to open a little diner right at the Traitor’s Gate. Locking me inside an unsolvable maze means I have a captive audience. I am on levels of grind you cannot understand

*carl Douglas voice* 🎶EVERYBODY WAS TRANS GEN DERING🎶

What strikes me about this was not only Ta-Nehisi’s explanation about why he won’t abandon people even if it’s “politically expedient”, but also Ezra’s impulse to set aside politics to grieve Kirk, while the communities enduring active violence don’t appear to receive the same level of empathy

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I know this is a waste of time, but of anyone in the Bay Area can take on a cat, this ~5 month boy I trapped for TNR turned out to be way friendlier than I thought and also has a limp that does not pain him but can't be easily fixed.

Posting from the rapture. It’s fine. Thought food would be better

Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth* A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel” Person watching on tv: well if they say so

WE GOT THE COLD AND SALT, BUT WHERE'S THE DAMN MEAL!?!?

I used to report for a show that was produced out of this Scripps-owned ABC affiliate in Denver. I’m really proud to see them publicly make clear they weren’t the cowards who caved to fascist threats.

this is the way

I saw 2 high school kids protesting guns outside of their school. I honked and gave them a thumbs up and they both smiled so big. Tiny acts of rebellion are important. Support them.

We are well and truly cooked

this is how trump sounds most of the time

Mr milkshake!

update: male loneliness epidemic solved

Ezra Klein, watch this.

I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot

not stoked on the forthcoming horst wesseling

“Forget that girl, man. You’re better off”

This seems important:

Getting a kind of brain damage from doing the NYT crossword where I now parse every sentence as having a different, dumber meaning

this is why people are mad. people are not mad you don't want trump to win, they're mad because the way that they (and I) am interpreting your post is: it doesn't matter what gavin newsom will do to you and people like you, i don't think that's as important

Guy In Philosophy Class Needs To Shut The Fuck Up https://theonion.com/guy-in-philosophy-class-needs-to-shut-the-fuck-up-1819568055/

Grace just sent this me this tok of a woman accidentally recording her cat in slow motions, and I am SOBBING from laughing so hard

In case this matters, I would like anyone who did this or anyone considering doing similar to know that this repainting meant a lot to my gay teenager.

Let's be extremely clear that trans folks and immigrants are their banner scapegoats and that the rest of us have a daily-deepening moral obligation to fight back against what is absolutely a genocidal project targeting these populations

could ChatGPT have made a book like this? didn't think so

that’s funny because im introducing a bill that allows me to repossess the assets of companies who ghost me after two interviews

mariah carey is wearing trans colors and a jacket that says "protect the dolls" on the back at Brighton pride tonight 🤌

SNAKE UPDATE: A big boy

In the Little Mermaid Ariel doesn't know what a fork is but her Dad carries a fork all the time it is his entire deal.

SMDH. Can’t believe this robot stole my signature dance moves.

Batman and Superman are married

EACH RICH PERSON MUST SPIN THE DIAL OF DESTINY

Me waking up at 7am on my day off

This is correct. Any candidate cynically “triangulating” on trans kids is a non-starter, and now is the time to say so. There’s still so much time to advance candidates that DON’T suck.