in case you're curious about how angry Minnesota is about ICE, it was -20 today

Abolish ICE is not enough. Stern words for Greg Bovino or Kristi Noem is not enough. We need prosecutions and trials. Anything short of this position fails to address the gravity of this moment.

They kill us for their sport.

into my veins

Any Constitutional Originalists have a theory how the USA’s founders might have felt about government thugs invading homes, harassing and beating and imprisoning people for no reason, and killing them in the street?

If they’re going to call us domestic terrorists as an excuse for gunning us down in the street like rabid dogs, maybe we ought to start living up to the name

The seven almonds thing was an inside joke fed to our credulous and uncritical national news media by the First Lady and senior administration officials Funny/Not funny

A Netflix style skip intro button but for workdays.

I'm not a gun guy, is holding a shotgun with your dick while you fumble with a smoke grenade considered good trigger discipline?

Sure, AI boils our water, uses up our energy, overheats our planet, enriches society’s worst actors, pornographs our children, and enables the propaganda that’s destroying Western civilization. But you only use it so you can write a little code a little faster so it’s ok.

It is the 26th of January 2026

Good morning to everyone except the fascist purveyors of violence and bigotry in our government. Fuck those people.

Before speaking with two armed men at the Pretti vigil last night, a man approached & asked if I was going to tell the truth. I said yes. He told me how frustrated he was at the media & the harm it’s causing to his community. I asked if he wanted to share words for the media on camera, & he did:

We’re airing a new campaign ad, starting tomorrow. Here it is:

Every day.

This illustration is perfect because the multi-pen is novel and looks shiny, but it is expensive to buy, cheaply made, cumbersome and complicated to use, and produces work of low quality no faster than a regular pen

everdayimmumblin

Blow With Big Naturals

bro there’s a gofundme to crowdfund attorney fees for a preschooler who was kidnapped by our federal government and shipped across state lines and his senator is posting about high school hockey while every other elected official is debating whether to give a zillion more dollars to the kidnappers

There’s no reforming this. Abolish this.

ICE kidnapped a 5-year-old and sent him alone to a facility in Texas. Hell isn't hot enough.

I'm at the neighborhood social mixer. I'm at the elementary school parent ICE watch patrol. I'm at the combination neighborhood social mixer ICE watch patrol.

President Trump has an opportunity to do the most popular thing he's ever done

Hard to comprehend the astronomical level of global assholery that it must take for a banker to get heckled at a BlackRock-hosted event.

Also, not for nothing, it’s truly astounding that a bus full of passengers taken hostage gets you fuck-all of a police response, while being brown in Minneapolis right now gets the full weight of federal law enforcement on your neck.

Like others, I thought this post was a metaphor. Reader, it was not. This is wild.

When the racist meme becomes national policy

This makes me feel more patriotic than the national anthem ever could

America has truly lost the plot

This is not the language of the government of a free country.

Trying to live my life so that when I die it’s a “pour one out for a real one” scenario over a “rest in piss” situation

a blue whale’s anus can stretch up to over 3 feet making it the 2nd largest asshole in the world behind jd vance

For 248 years the streets of America didn’t feature a roving masked federal kidnapping squad that might send you a Central American death camp or just murder you themselves, but getting rid of it now is some impossible lefty fantasy that professional Democrats lamentably must struggle against.

USA to the world: “who’s the terrorist state now, motherfuckers?”

not getting shot in the face by an agent of the federal government is the final boss kitchen table issue, @schumer.senate.gov

Clarity, @aoc.bsky.social speaks with clarity

if any crave redress of injustice, they should exhibit their petitions in the street

School has been cancelled tomorrow and Friday across the city of Minneapolis, because our federal government has made it unsafe for children here.

whichever candidate runs on prosecuting every single ice agent fuck to the fullest extent of the law has my vote

about time www.politico.com/news/2026/01...

Democrats need to understand that they can just say “It’s insane to threaten Greenland” and “I don’t think ICE should murder Americans in the street” and you don’t need to pretend to link it to the affordability crisis. Say bad things are bad.

Every day is like the parable about the man on the deserted island refusing to be saved by boat, helicopter etc because he's waiting for God's help, but it's about any Democrat with a backbone and an iota of charisma being offered the chance to become the next president by simply describing reality.

if you ever, at any point, thought marjorie taylor greene was maybe secretly a good person get your instincts checked

you could knock me over with a feather

who did this

Tired: Free speech absolutists Wired: Free speech abolitionists