I wonder how many times I've blown my nose today. It has to be well over 100.

Going to be honest and say I need like a daily TL;DR report on the Epstein stuff because my brain has been at minimum capacity for processing news about evil people doing evil things for months now.

I started this week with my period kicking my ass, and I'm ending it with a whopper of a sinus infection. Bodies suck.

Everytime a lib comes up with a new pun to describe trump, im allowed to give a child one cigarette

I legit thought this was just a Kansas City thing for some reason. 💀

I don't know how this dynamic happens but I swear for every vetmed person like me who is neurodivergent with hyperempathy, there is a vetmed person who is a huge bitch, and somehow I immediately find the jerk at every job. 😢

What we consider serious must be redefined. 'Women's issues', like sexual abuse, are not actually considered serious. If they were, the world would be unrecognizable. Even though 'women's issues' are often the subtext of war, economies, politics and other subjects that are treated with gravity.

If I had known Sypha would let me trim her nails while she is vibing on her cat tree, I would have bought the tree much earlier in our relationship. 😩😭

Yeah well I have the Southern Lights (faint glow of a Waffle House sign)

To everyone viewing the Northern Lights

I bought a bag of KitKat Counts (they're vampire shaped lol) in a sure, why not moment after Halloween, and they're so good I should have bought at least 2 bags, but I did not. 😭😭

Even reading a little bit of that article about the cueing system is making me lose my marbles as someone who's been an advanced reader from a young age. It makes zero sense!!!

chat better stay hydrated, the list of graves to piss on is only getting longer

More like Joyce Carol GOATes amirite?

We've been watching this French show on Netflix called Nero the Assassin, and I have no idea where the plot is going at any given moment (complimentary).

Oops I probably wasn't supposed to find the Predator in the new Predator movie hot. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Me working at Target under the new rules:

I passed these two U-Haul box containers in someone's yard and wondered what the heck was going on, and then I realized that someone had set up a pantry. #neighborhoodpantry #feedthehungry #SNAP

Elon has never experienced this and neither have his biggest fans but now they can create these visuals with the help of a computermachine

They call her Laura Loomer because of the way she stands over your bed while you're asleep.

THE SUPREME COURT AGREES YOUR CHILDREN SHOULD STARVE on billboards nationwide

Never not thinking about when my one coworker, who I thought I liked, blamed the parents of the first kid who killed themselves because of chatGPT. 😵‍💫

My job has a sister location that is consistently short-staffed, and my home location is also short-staffed, so now there is a situation where managers at both are asking for help on the same days and in the same departments. Good luck with that lol.

Speaking of Netflix, making my gf watch this prestige series about James Garfield with me. 😈

I know there's a lot going on, but I'm excited for all of the new fanart that's about to happen because Frankenstein is finally dropping on Netflix.

Ahead of Tesla's annual shareholder meeting, in which investors will likely approve a $1 trillion pay package for Elon Musk, some rascal was projecting this on the side of its vehicle distribution center in West Los Angeles

Tbh I choose to believe Muppets are like cats and their skin is the same color as their fur.

Right about now, the honk shoo brother

Feels like an answer to a wrong answers only prompt

It’s another day. Are you passing the Ms Rachel test?

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.

You don’t have to mourn war criminals. You don’t have to issue condolences to their families. You don’t have to launder their legacies. Save your grief for the innocents they killed, maimed or tortured without ever seeing justice served to their executioners.

You're shooting angels in the face in heaven now. 😢

Happy Election Day. Some people really meant it when they said they were gonna leave if Mamdani won.

Message from Mamdani

Praying Mamdani opens the way for many more hot politicians to come to prominence. The day of the old uggos is over. A new dawn rises.

can’t tell if my antidepressants aren’t working or if they just weren’t built for this. like, zoloft was introduced in the 90s it barely needed to work then. if you got sad you could just buy a house.

Yo dawg I really thought Teen Vogue would be like the last publication standing amidst the fascism.

It's not in this article but the government asserts that the sandwich was thrown at "point blank range", which implies subway sandwiches have defined effective weapon ranges of varying lethality, and I would like to see the government's chart of these ranges.

Sypha does not approve of the time change, in case anyone was wondering. 😩

btw, when it comes to food work with the pantries: Adult converts obsessed with vatican 2 and latin masses who donate? 0 Little old Abuelas living on SSA retirement benefits in a house that leans 15 degrees who are constantly underwater? Donates food every month.

getting my shit sucked by the celestial dragon who lives behind the sun

Me when somebody asks me how I'm doing:

I discovered that the making of artbook for Frankenstein just came out 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 but it costs $75 😭😭😭.