crankin hog or hoggly crankin?

I just found out there's a new Middle Eastern-Mexican fusion place in KC 🥳🥳🥳 but I looked at the menu and everything starts at almost $20 😭😭😭.

Is that good?

For some reason, I was unaware until today that Trump owns Truth Social, which makes the constant posting even more pathetic.

Today one of my coworkers was trying to explain the Fievel movies to a coworker who had never heard of them. Coworker 1 played a snippet of Somewhere Out There on her phone, and I think it activated some Don Bluth induced childhood trauma in me lol.

They weren't the most aesthetically pleasing, but I made Palestinian musakhan rolls for dinner for the first time tonight, and they were good as hell. 🤤

Because I can't stop thinking about plants, I've been pondering doing some light guerilla gardening in my neighborhood.

wandering the Sonora desert in a carefree fashion like

Everyone should have at least one hobby that frustrates them (knitting, mini painting, birdwatching) and one hobby that doesn’t (knitting, mini painting, birdwatching)

A reminder that this is why we make fun of The Odyssey. The book would not exist if Odysseus was not such a complete chaos goblin who was busy causing problems for himself by arguing with Gods and being a shit navigator. There is no way to make an extremely serious movie out of this material.

Upon further review, I accidentally took double the starting dose my NP recommended. No wonder I slept so good... At this point I'm fine other than I felt kind of high for a few hours this morning. Oops.

I never kill spiders because they kill more annoying pests

Ope, I was just telling my therapist about a coworker I've been clashing with lately, and my therapist says it sounds like my coworker has untreated borderline personality disorder. 😬🫠

My new psych NP put me on a mood stabilizer for anxiety, and I took the first dose last night. I know it's too soon to tell if it's doing anything, but I actually slept last night when I'm currently in prime time for PMS insomnia. 🤔

On this day in 1933, Nazis raided the Magnus Hirschfeld library in Berlin. The world’s greatest collection of LGBTQ books and scientific papers were looted and later burned, erasing decades of research into sexuality and gender identity. ‘Where they burn books, in the end they will burn humans too’.

I may have overestimated general community interest in a seed library, but building it was good for my soul, so who's to say if it's good or bad.

Aaaaand gas is finally over $4/gallon here. FML.

tramp stamp idea

Me: stressed about money Every artist that never has a sale: all having sales at the same time Not helpful lol

My extremely not-requested opinion on the Met Gala's non-theme theme is that we can't have interesting fashion under fascism because anything genuinely inspirational the organizers chose would be challenged as "DEI" or "trans" content. So we get blandy bland bland bland.

My department has been understaffed on Mondays and Fridays for forever, and someone is leaving that works on both of those days. Given my work's track record, TPTB will just let us flail until the role is filled. 🙃😭

So my hours at work got cut back in like September. 8 months later, I don't think this is sustainable for me financially. The biggest of blerghs.

happy star wars day to this tweet in particular

You're not longing for the 90s, you just want to solve mysteries while having sexual tension with Gillian Andersen. It's a universal feeling.

I'm hearing that on his deathbed Rudy Giuliani received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahāda. Even now he looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but God, and Mohammed is his prophet!

My most Boomer opinion is that no one knows how to bag groceries properly anymore. 😬

My smartest coworker didn't realize, until a few weeks ago when I told her, that the next presidential election isn't until 2028, and her look of annoyance in response was one for the ages lol.

Parenti talks about this in his famous “yellow” lecture. Denial of education and literacy is denial of a full existence, of dignity and opportunity, of one’s very humanity. The less you know about the world, and the less you can learn on your own, the easier you are to control.

Me: I'm glad I'm done with the seed library, I'm sick of working on it. 🥳 Me, less than a week later: I miss working on the seed library. 🥲

Chat does this mean the economy is good

(I make a "mouth" with the side of my hand and draw little eyes above it) Richard Dawkins: hmmmm (I put lipstick around the "mouth") Richard Dawkins, suavely: well hello

Once again desiring to do crafts, but they all involve sharp objects and I'm not sober enough for that. 🥲

Too much garlic?! What's next? Too much joy? Too much happiness? Too much love?

Speaking of plants, someone on Nextdoor is selling multiple portable greenhouses with random assorted plants/pots all for $100, and I'm having trouble talking myself out of contacting them. 😩

Next phase of my seed library has been manifested.

he should ask Claude the immortal question

I haven't been the same since my gf informed me that Sam Altman is a fellow queer. Btw he met his husband through Peter Thiel, because of course.

We've been watching Stargate for the first time, and I think The Simpsons have ruined RDA for me forever lmao (still going to watch tho).

We're experiencing the fullest of moons at work this week. 🙃🫠

Mental health status: had to fight the urge to spend about $100 in the Aldi impulse aisle yesterday, but in my defense everything was very me-coded: gardening supplies, cute notebooks, kitchen organizers, cat stuff. I settled for a cute gardening hat and one journal set.

Might fuck around and get into sigil magic.

(Happy) crying in the club rn because these white buckets I saw at the creative reuse center and that I want to turn into planters got marked down in price when I walked in today.

I spend so much time around everyone but cis men that I forgot chest hair is a thing that exists tbh.

She is very lonely

clinging to this little scrap of good news