No statement from Mitch McConnell on the sudden passing of his senate colleague? So much for decorum

Maybe I would be happier if I used my 401k to buy a box van and start The People's Bookmobile.

I go to this one political study group once a month, and the current host has a few cats. One cat always hides, but the other just wants to sit in my buddy's lap the whole time, and I can tell my friend is embarrassed, but I'm like yasssssss lol. (Sypha would never.)

Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory

*sobbing into my sleeve* ACAB

I wonder if I would be happier working in a thrift store lol.

Guy who looks like Don Knotts after a 5 day juice cleanse: This country is in the throes of a masculinity crisis caused by liberal politics

They could have made this map any color.

It's probably technically a vocal stim at this point, but sometimes when I'm looking at Sypha I say kitty kitty kitty over and over in a certain cadence, and today at work I almost started doing it while prepping a cat for surgery. Oops.

Me and the boys heading to our Friday meeting with Mitch McConnell

Nessus sphinx! In the back yard! I used to count myself lucky if I saw one at all 😍 #bugsky

McConnell's wife Elaine is on a trip to China when he has his stroke and is revived and rushed to a hospital. She doesn't bother to rush home. And now she's busy preparing to put their home on the market. Nothing unusual about this. Nothing at all. www.tmz.com/2026/07/10/m...

Smoking that shit that makes you Lt. Commander Data

Working in a mostly female environment is all fun and games until your coworkers randomly start talking about their, ahem, grooming habits.

I just realized that four (4) women has to be a record for a Nolan movie. 🙃

We should invent a kind of canceling where the guy goes away

At no point in this video could I have predicted what was next

Asked on Air Force One about Senator Mitch McConnell’s health, President Trump responds: “I have no idea how he’s doing.”

I just got rejected from a non vetmed job that seemed really promising because they actually interviewed me. ... I feel like I haven't been the same professionally since I left California, and I don't know what to do with me.

Sypha has a tendency to pull this one stack of cooler bags off the shelf for reasons that are unknown to me. But then last night she used one as a bed. You do you, boo.

In case anyone was wondering, Sypha's favorite time to ask for pets is still when I'm sitting on the toilet. 🤔

I am tech support to the bone and do not like to mystify computer stuff but I genuinely believe in my heart of hearts that printers have demons in them. There is literally no other explanation.

my best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with a girl who saw mitch mcconnell pass out at 31 flavors last night. i guess it's pretty serious.

Mitch McConnell won't see your jokes and memes about him (because he's dead), but I will, so keep them coming.

Ralph Wiggum reports that he talked with Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes and he saw Mitch McConnell and Mitch McConnell looked at him

A new sequel 🤣🤣💙

THE ACKROOMS

Every time I start to feel bad about being happy that Mitch McConnell is mostly dead, I just think of this picture. 😇

thank goodness mitch isn't alive to see this

Pausa de hidratación

Every time I start to feel bad about being happy that Mitch McConnell is mostly dead, I just think of this picture. 😇

The US is responsible for this

Slightly convinced the US team is going to make it to the finals because of some sort of grift between Trump and the FIFA guy.

summoning all the power of my Irish ancestors and directing it toward La Azteca

tfw you’ve just finished pissing on jefferson davis’ grave

I need to tend to some of my outdoor plants, but my neighbor's very reactive dog is aggressively barking at me from up against their window. I guess I'll try again later. 😩

my brother & his partner are telling me an insane story about this local deity called "st. rat" which is apparently a mosaic relief put up by some queers in seattle. the city kept trying to paint over it, but people would repeatedly just use acetone and remove the paint until the city gave up

1. The ICE detention center in question is the largest one in the US. 2. I can't find an explanation for why this particular fascist was at the wedding. 🤔🤔

My gf just called the Mitch McConnell situation "Schrodinger's Turtle" lol

It's time.

Just did my patriotic duty and cried because of a fictional dog (saw Supergirl).

1. The ICE detention center in question is the largest one in the US. 2. I can't find an explanation for why this particular fascist was at the wedding. 🤔🤔

A dessert for your holiday menu: Reflecting Pool Jello. 🇺🇸 💚

How can you tell the difference?