Regarding that one skeet about How The Internet Used To Be, I always wonder about people with craft blogs from the mid 2000s and haven't updated since like 2013 or 2014. I still find them here and there while looking for tutorials. I hope they're all crafting, alive and well somewhere.

My Oingo? Boingo

Every day, this meme goes harder and harder.

I can do several weeks' worth of adulting in a day or two, or I can do a day's worth of adulting in several weeks. There's not really an in-between for me. 😩😅

I'm going to hell for laughing at this.

DUNELIGHTING

If I wasn't broke-ish, I would commission an artist to recreate Ilya and Troy's Christmas sweater photoshoot complete with a cute puppy from Role Model because that shit is golden to me.

Next you're going to tell me that Elon has a kid named Aryan.

High value (or so I thought) treats I've offered to Sypha only for her to be mildly interested to indifferent about them: raw salmon, cooked salmon, cooked shrimp, off brand Churu, real Churu, cream cheese, freeze dried chicken. She's a low-stress handling nightmare lol.

But they were all deceived for a 5th loco was made

It went from being too cold to be outside to being too hot to be outside in the same week.

I've said it before: I genuinely consider it a moral imperative that people my age and up bang the drum about what the Internet used to be so those younger know that there's nothing inherent about what it is now. The Internet doesn't have to be this; its culture can and has belonged to people.

My across the street neighbor had a bunch of daffodils pop up recently, and...they all died this week during the cold snap. It makes me physically sad to see them all fucked up. 😢

Just the story of his name is one of the coolest things of all time

they should make a mcflurry where all the mix ins are prescription drugs

Idk about you folks, but this week at work felt like a month.

why does ikea sell a mimic

What do glory holes and cops have in common? They both rely on anonymous tips.

Wtf I didn't realize these birds were that big.

Live look at @thetallblonde.bsky.social room moments before March madness tip off

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it’s incredibly blackpilling to me that it takes rising gas prices and rising gas prices alone to have people turn against the war in iran, and not the american government murdering thousands of children and civilians in iran. americans are incredibly selfish

People keep saying “oh so you want OPEN BORDERS” as some kind of gotcha and like. Yeah. When I was a kid you could just drive into Canada. On accident, even. It was great, and I think we should do that instead of kidnapping children. Normalize being normal instead of being kidnapping weirdos

It was a middle school party, and they were playing spin the bottle

*decades where nothing happens* wow this sucks. *weeks where decades happen* wow this is worse.

Hopefully no one at the hardware store noticed my shopping list was written on the back of an unrelated IKEA instruction manual because my brain be like that.

deep thoughts

Be a real shame if sick individuals kept handing him silver medals in public

see? here's the thing. A lot of people are like, the earth is fucked, it's beyond salvation, it's hit the tipping point, but time and time again we see that if we just fucking fixed the problem, it rebounds so incredibly fast. Imagine what could be done if people actually cared

Mental health status: considering going to a local women's soccer game. I don't think I've seen any professional soccer in person since I was a preteen lol.

Current mood

yes, renewable energy is woke and soy. it's gay and feminine to not have to pay the electric company every month. it's unmanly to drive a sedan that handles like a sports car. you're not an alpha if you don't owe your life and livelihood to the CEO of exxon

I wonder what it's like to have a job where you leave at the same time pretty much every day. 🫠

mom can you pick me up at the strait of hormuz, my friends are laughing at me and wont help

Maybe the reason these people think of intelligence as something like a paid utility is because they don't actually have any intelligence of their own.

more folks should know about this BS: A federal appeals court said West Virginia’s policy denying Medicaid coverage to people seeking surgical treatment for gender dysphoria is *not discriminatory* bc it bans trans-specific healthcare for cis & trans people alike ballsandstrikes.org/law-politics...

Pedro dressed like a lesbian for the Oscars and I'm not mad about it.

We been doing this America thing for 250 years, and there's still way too many "firsts" for women and Black people. I dont wanna hear about DEI ever again

Lousy Smarch weather

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I was wondering if there were any m/m smut books for baseball like there are for hockey, and I couldn't find a lot, at least on the romance book subreddit. That's a shame.

I think there is something to explore that many nations at the WBC have come showing what they love about their country (dancing, celebration, tradition) to represent the people while the American team has shown up representing and only celebrating the military

We didn’t have AI slop art to make fun of back in the day, we had to go to the weird Thomas Kinkade gallery in the back of the mall Hallmark store and make fun of soft lit shit like this

Once again it appears that my gf and I are the only trans 4 gender nonconforming couple in KC that is *not* poly, and it's very awkward lol.

Do you think ocean sunfish and oarfish ever run into each other in the deep sea?

Team USA is not beating the allegations of being a big wet blanket in the World Baseball Classic.

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