Registered my son for school today. On the section where you select your race it has its own section for latinos and whether or not they're part white. Nothing like that on any of the races. Why so specific about latinos??

This is the genius of the Portland protests - they make the claims of lawlessness look not just wrong, but comical

The foundations of this country & corruption of the idea of freedom that allows for parents to treat children as property for which parents can force their identities upon need to be ripped from the roots. "Freedom" begins with the most vulnerable or it doesn't exist at all.

social media has made people feel a little too comfortable with being mean to strangers

it's okay to have fun during spooky month even if you're having a whole spooky life

Now this would not be a surprise

Who could ever have imagined when I played a fictional rebel who joined the Resistance to oppose a criminal Authoritarian & wannabe King, it would be happening in real-life? #TwentyfiveFortyseven

They've found lead and asbestos in their children's makeup a few times. I'm sure that didn't have anything to do with it it

people without ADHD don’t understand how EXPENSIVE it is to clean the house. If I put it away I will literally NEVER SEE IT AGAIN and now I have to buy all new stuff and my house is EVEN MESSIER

hey this isn’t about anything in particular but if someone mentions they enjoy something and your first reaction is to tell them how much you hate that something, you’re boring and annoying.

Republicans: We’re so pro-life, we’ll kill every last one of you to prove it.

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bad news: i'm posting this from heaven and it's an HOA up here

More censorship 😡😡😡😡 Full story: www.stlpr.org/government-p...

If you have to go to the bathroom, do it now. There are no gas stations between here and the Pearly Gates.

Autism does not need to be cured Ableism does The end

They’re only going after Tylenol because the president of the United States can’t say acetaminophen. 🤦‍♂️

if you have a Christian family you’ve been wanting to wordlessly abandon tomorrow would be a great day to do it

I hate Jimmy Kimmel. I think he's annoying. But I'm going to be watching Jimmy for awhile. At least in the background 😂 I'm glad he's back and Disney got the message. Shame it took billions of dollars to do it

We don’t even have a day in the United States, where we observe the assassination of RFK, but RFK Jr supports having a day to observe the murder of Charlie Kirk. Just something to think about.

Expecting disappointment makes all your surprises pleasant ones.

it's hard to be funny when society is collapsing all around you

Remember, they hate trans joy, they hate gay joy, they hate Black joy, they hate Native joy, etc. they hate when we can laugh and love and live our lives in our own skin. They hate that we can find our way without their rigid rules. To find joy and thrive is a great act of resistance too.

pay someone to cut my hair in this economy pffft if my hair cutting was good enough for my Barbie dolls in 1985 it’s good enough for me

brings whimsy to a knife fight

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I asked Jeeves and he said “fuck you”.

Sorry, my meds don't let me do outrage

Racism really is illogical bc how are you threatening HBCUs bc a white man shot another white man at a white rally at a white university in what has GOT TO be one of the top 5 whitest states in the country??? Black people couldn't be further from this if we actually tried.

Insisting marginalized people performatively grieve someone who hated & dehumanized them is supremacist culture. Also, again, if you want to be remembered fondly, live a life worth remembering fondly. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Woman I know blames her kids health issues on food dye & preservatives. She has everyone on an insane diet. they bought their dream house & got an amazing deal because it had a major mold infestation Took care of it themselves. Now everyone is constantly sick. Im sure it couldnt possibly be the mold

Wild that Charlie Kirk’s final act was teaching liberal atheists that prayers can come true

Gotta love when you microwave food and your potatoes spark 💥

Who will be his focus tomorrow? The man or the children

It’s like a fucked up Oregon Trail where you know you’re going to die but you don’t know whether it’s from a formerly eradicated disease, the horrifying effects of climate change, being executed for speaking out against Trump, or World War 3.

Worst thing about being married to a werewolf is wandering around in the dark with dog treats because he won't come back in after peeing at 3am.

Minimum age and Minimum wage requirements exist for the same reason There are monsters who would absolutely go lower if they could

As the excuses for men's violence continue to pour, it remains unanswered why women who experience these same hardships aren't perpetrating the same violence men do. Mental health issues? Women have mental health issues & men know this as they're a source of ridicule, not a call for compassion.

Evangelicals overwhelmingly chose Ronald Reagan over Jimmy Carter — a literal Sunday school teacher. There is no reason to think they will ever return to sanity…

Always the bridesmaid, never the bride of Frankenstein wandering the musty halls of a Gothic mansion looking absolutely stunning in a white satin ballgown paired with matching silk pumps and a diamanté clutch bag.