I’ll be on a beach in Costa Rica on NYE and that’s all that’s getting me through

actual demon living in my house

remember bluesky? me neither apparently

The Jays win? That's the Jays baby, love my team. The Jays lose? Toronto continues to pay for its transgressions and I must not interfere

back to letting the Ottawa Senators be the only professional sports team with the power to hurt my feelings

see this is why it’s best to not cheer for Toronto teams, man

one more win one more win one more win

This photo of rookie Yesavage casually walking off the mound as future Hall of Famer and helmet-less Ohtani is still in motion striking out is everything. #WantItAll

hey have you guys seen my cat, she’s really cute

Sens score 7 goals two games in a row and the Jays lose those two nights. Sens give up 7 goals and the Jays win. really makes you think.

hey so I didn’t know what I was talking about back then, I’ve changed

jays losing is my fault because the universe would never allow both my teams to win on one night

guys it turns out baseball can be really fun

everyone in my office is just in the queue for World Series tickets lol

good morning, word on the street is LETS GO BLUE JAYSSSSS

photos taken moments before disaster #Sens

I’m being really cool and normal about this.

oh this sens team is hurting my feelings early this year

here we go again.

five days

"you are taking in the human centipede of content from the very end of the line" is such a good way of describing AI

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

Scout brought you his favourite pom pom ball, you should be grateful!!

think whatever you want but opalite has been in my head for three days

surely it being hot outside in october is actually really normal and not something to be concerned about

Solidarity with striking postal workers!

“am i the only one who doesn’t like—“ no. stop right there, the answer is always no. you are not.

anyway hey

I fear Taylor Swift album release days are my least favourite days on the internet because everyone has to make sure you know exactly how they feel about it one way or another and maybe I’m just old but like. why. yes I could log off by the way but then what would I do!!! my job? no ty.

hey this isn’t about anything in particular but if someone mentions they enjoy something and your first reaction is to tell them how much you hate that something, you’re boring and annoying.

my dad surprised me with a Nintendo switch 2 today?? 😭

iOS 26 is poop

They’ll ask you to mourn the deaths they mourn, and no others. They’ll ask you to cherish the lives they cherish, and no others.

anyway what's everyone having for dinner

went real antisocial and haven't talked in anyone's chat for like weeks, it seems. sorry pals but i hope you're all doing well

I think people who mark emails as urgent when they aren’t should have to pay some kind of fee

summer has been great (narrator: has it?) but I’m ready for cooler vibes and also hockey to be back if that’s ok to say

look at his goofy little face, I’d go to war for him (Ellie would too)

no actually I love explaining things over and over again to people who make a lot more money than me, it actually is my greatest joy in life and doesn’t make me wanna scream at all thanks for asking

happy Friday I did the emoji wave in the teams chat and no one cared

sorry for all the couch posts but the ottoman came today and now we are in peak comfy vibes ok last post I promise

he loves it

so it took way longer to assemble than we thought but NEW COUCH NEW COUCH

NEVERMIND it says "delayed at facility" now, I'm pissed

we ordered a couch two months ago and it's finally out for delivery today!!

I’m acting for my boss (two positions above mine) for the next three weeks and it’s been one morning and I’ve already HAD ITTTTTTT

thank everyone for your kind messages and love this weekend while we navigate losing our first son and best friend. unfortunately, at the end of this road we have incurred a lot of vet debt. if you have the means to help support us please consider donating to my ko-fi ko-fi.com/eggsss/goal?...

Barely an hour ago, Palestinian journalist Anas Al-Sharif warned us all: “If this madness doesn’t end, Gaza will be reduced to ruins, its people’s voices silenced, their faces erased — and history will remember you as silent witnesses to a genocide you chose not to stop.” Israel just killed him.

I’m either going to get back into Fortnite or DBD and honestly it’s probably bad news for me either way

3/4 cats on the same section of the couch is almost unheard of AND YET