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descend upon them: www.fcc.gov/ecfs/filings... you are a gremlin in the comments now go be a paladin in the public comments

every trump nomination, regardless of position, should have been a unified "no" from the democrats that is literally the bare minimum, and the party not only failed at that in the first few months -- THEY ARE STILL FAILING AT THAT NOW

how it feels to say "sprezzatura"

Listen, they are building concentration camps and threatening genocide against a country of 90 million people. There is not a single remotely legal tactic that is impermissible when it comes to stopping them.

Evergreen

it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

Absolutely incredible. NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone. Watch with sound on.

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

one of the most insane aspects of all of this is that "a wide ranging government crackddown after a handful of newspaper cranks said insane things based on misunderstood cherrypicked papers" is considered illegitimate in every field of endeavor except this one

Yes

Time for some Tomodachi Life

Happy 80th birthday to Tim Curry who has always, *always* understood the assignment.

OOP New York Times got receipts on John Roberts being like, 'I know this isn't how anything works, but a Democratic president is about to implement a policy!!' www.nytimes.com/2026/04/18/u...

I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

Iran has now learned that it can ransom the Strait of Hormuz and the largest military on the planet is powerless to stop them. That's something they didn't know before, because they weren't willing to test the US. Now they don't have to.

tremendous content here

DAWG I’M STUCK IN THE FRATLABOR 1

THE STRETCHER

This is the single funniest thing I have ever seen Bluesky staff do.

My dog is dumb but at least she doesn’t give money to Bret fucking Stephens

OpenAI: We’re burning money like the Joker. A miracle needs to happen for us to turn a profit Microsoft: Please please use our AI systems, we’re teetering on the edge here Anthropic: I wonder what’ll kill us first: lawsuits, regulations or model collapse Media and universities: AI is here to stay

My dog didnt fall for Bush’s bullshit post-911

Bitch I will beat your ass

furry porn commissions are down

Maybe this makes me a communist, but I think they should have to file these reports before the election, not after.

I would like to announce my pivot to AI. No I'm not going to actually do anything with AI or build any data centre or anything, but I would like several million pounds of funding for doing fuck all and I don't know how long particular grift will last, so I've gotta try it now.

I refuse to believe someone who worked for years as a professional comedian and writer who made one of the most culturally relevant sketch shows of all time is this naive about the power of the things you say onstage

There should be something where you get money just for being alive on account of you need it to live

No, that's exactly what Chappelle was doing and it's why trans people criticized him for doing it.

"The Pope is incorrect on matters of theology" is excommunication time. H/t @jumulojimbus.bsky.social

Sorted my thoughts about censorship, so I can stop thinking about it.

this expands all the way out to gop affiliated groups paying aligned news syndication institutes a lot of money to create “investigations” and content that legitimizes their ideas for them, which are then placed for free on local news sites across the country. it’s what fake news actually is

this is the much more sinister version of that music digital marketing story and it’s an entire ecosystem built around manipulating the news and the algorithms (explained by an elon musk baby mama doing a get ready with me) www.yahoo.com/news/article...

The day Trump won the election every DNC office in the country should have started moving to this. As Trump destroyed lives across entire country, the DNC should have been democratizing aid and doing something for people instead of taking their money to pay for lawyers

I don’t know how people keep forgetting that workers rights were entirely written in blood and the capital class had to be threatened with violence before they agreed to things like 8 hour working days and 2 day weekends.

Hey, look at Substack promoting Andrew Tate as the #1 new bestseller. The company's amoral leadership & backers will platform anyone, even ludicrously toxic rapists & human traffickers.

The very conservative Rod Drehrer, who attended the Catholic baptism of JD Vance: “Not saying Trump is the Antichrist. But he’s radiating the spirit of Antichrist, no question.”

Objectively one of the worst people to write about this because she’s leaving out how she and other white women let a lot of these assholes slide because their first targets were Black women She called Milo charming dinner convo She can go to hell

Warner Bros specifically has had THREE utterly disastrous mergers in the last two decades that ALWAYS result in layoffs, price hikes, shittier products, and everybody losing their shirt, but I want you to notice how the U.S. outlets covering this story don't think that's worth mentioning

Regret to inform everyone that Peter Magyar beat the world’s smartest illiberal populist in large measure by working incredibly hard for 2 straight years, meaning the rest of us are just going to have to get off our asses and do shit rather than just complaining.

no one is doing it like jd vance, a loser across three continents in a single weekend

holy shit he actually conceded folks, they tell you they’re invincible they tell you they’re inevitable they tell you that you should give up and stop fighting and absolutely none of that is true