I would never resign as leader of a nation while they were in the World Cup because what if they win it and you don’t get to throw the party

Low-key liberal accomplishments coupled with high-profile policy concessions to the right and aggressive conservative virtue signalling — this is exactly the strategy moderates have recommended for Democrats here, of course. Didn't work too well. Maybe some lessons there.

Cape Verde in a win and in situation vs. Saudi Arabia next Friday All that sportswashing, no one on this planet outside of that country is rooting against Cape Verde

Cabo Verde has two more points at this World Cup than Italy

Man that guy would’ve been rad

It is absolutely true that Dems need to win swing voters to win elections. The misdiagnosis is that swing voters are “moderates.” They are not. They have almost entirely incoherent politics. You don’t win them from the middle. You appeal to your base with conviction and hope swings like the vibes.

Cabo Verde, lovable underdogs, playing a team of prep school ski team villains.

He's describing piracy

Cannot fucking believe an external 4TB SSD drive that cost me $200 last year is now $1100. Had to check receipts to make sure. They’re really out there trying to keep you from having a PC, phone, or a gaming console so they can have hallucinating, polluting chatbots that drop bombs on kids’ schools.

The American Library Association is auctioning off a bunch of the classic celebrity “READ” posters along with a bunch of other full sized literacy posters. This is going to fix so many of my problems, I just know it. movieposters.ha.com/c/search/res...

I’m in the combination GameStop Qdoba and suspicious financial instrument

It doesn't matter. These gods don't care. They don't see. They don't love. They're not good...

Shout out to the Scots showing the lovely Americans what alcohol, travel insurance, and socialised health care waiting at home can achieve. "Big historical horsecunt was pure beggin' for a conin'", noted one onlooker.

the problem with modern society is that everyone wants to run their country like a business and their business like a country but nobody wants to run their country like a country and their business like a business

Ben Franklin when we selected the Bald Eagle for national bird

This appears to be the president’s "proof" that vandals are sabotaging the Refelecting Pool.

lol eat shit other planets. earth number one all time

L to R: Chris Richards: biracial kid from Alabama who speaks about black history and has tattoos of MLK, Ali, and Obama Sergiño Dest: Dutch-Surinamese, emigrated to Brooklyn as a kid, naturalized Fola Balogun: born in Brooklyn to vacationing parents, raised in UK but CHOOSES to play for USA

Hey look! A reminder that Discord still plans on doing this! Raise the alarm bells again!

i will not let some hitler youth dickhead running a govt twitter account ruin my enjoyment of our extremely multinational, diverse, and beautiful soccer team. thank you for your understanding at this time 👍

After spending $14 million in taxpayer funds, Trump's renovations to the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool are peeling off and floating to the surface

miners at Blair Mountain did more for this country than your bitch ass ever will

International sports always reminds me that I am patriotic for the America that Republicans stole from us and we have to not only take it back, but crush white evangelical christian supremacy.

Mass immigration and culture blending are what made the United States the world's dominant economic and cultural power. Anyone who says otherwise is wrong. If you don't love immigrants and diversity then you don't love America, period.

Former USMNT players interviewing current USMNT players in Spanish on Telemundo always rocks. Sorry for the insanely libbed up cringe take but cultural diversity is what makes America great. Republicans can die mad about it.

literally just shed a tear at jozy altidore, a usmnt player whose parents are haitian immigrants, interviewing ricardo pepi in spanish. this place can be so fucking cool if we let it.

lots of people who said we shouldn't bother fielding a soccer team with men in it, but they got a chance and they're playing right up to it bless their hearts

Once again

VIVE

the business is called what a what now sorry

SICK Democrats want to paint a tunnel onto a cliffside and let POTUS run right into it, collapsing his body like an ACCORDION.

Give the Miami Dolphin its little helmet back please

Fucking what? By who???

If he were a Columbia student and said this his citizenship would be revoked

pulling this shit in indie ball is grim. hating gay people so much you'd rather go back to working at autozone than be a professional athlete is insane

I literally cannot say anything I want to say about this because I will get banned

it's fucking hilarious that all the Knicks needed to win a title was to distract their known idiot of an owner with a literal giant shiny thing

Always read @teamziller.bsky.social

Read the part where she was worth 700k when she entered Congress and by the time she resigned was worth 22 million

Imagine not having three points. Unfathomable

The cathedral in Mexico City has baby Jesus in a Mexico jersey

me at kickoff of every world cup game: oh this is nice to put on in the background, maybe the team with cool jerseys will win me 90 minutes later, literally every time:

Even more amazing: Formiga was born while women’s football was still banned in Brazil. Was bossing the midfield in Champions League games age 42.

america is an ideal worth fighting for

Me not understanding a thing you’re talking about with Alexi Lalas cause I’m at Telemundo