A gay hairdresser doesn't know how poppers work?? I mean I get a physician wouldn't, they're morons, but a hairdresser? Stop the world I wanna get off!

Which also then runs into the issue (for the anti-trans crowd): who decides how a body is organized? Hormones? Those will still produce secondary sex characteristics during HRT regardless of being able to make eggs or sperm!

A process which produced one of the all time best tweet threads

when your 37 year old streamer is lowkey 12 years old

oh so now dogs are taking the jobs American toddlers used to do

“All these people have the most obvious psycho-sexual problems in the world and then they want to ban gender studies. Yeah, of course you do. It would explain everything you do.”

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The 111k lines of code:

i had been watching pornography for many years before i realized you could jack off to it

I never watched body cams because it seems idk gross but I started just looking for the ones where the person being arrested looks rich and now I know why people like this

"Bluesky is a bubble" correct come talk to me where I am because I would never put in the effort for you

Jesus Christ

A new Deerhunter album would turn it around

information security is not exactly a bastion of woke ideology. at some point there will need to be a really careful dissection of how stuff like this and funding cancer research got tossed aside like they come with a side of pronouns

Reading the Liberal Currents piece about interracial cuck porn and I guess I'm not really adding anything new to this but the degree to which everything boils down to incels driving themselves insane with fetish porn is genuinely depressing. But also pretty funny

lmao, imagine quitting your job as an environmental humanities professor at a fancy liberal arts college to write faux contrarian takes about Miller Lite

Why didn’t they just ask me? I’ve known where it is forever

great stuff google thank you so much!!!!

The difference being that GLP-1s were subject to years of extensive research and regulation and AI is mostly an attempt to keep the investment train going

Quran verses will be like "i hope for a beautiful day today thank you God" and David Frum will be at 190 bpm in a high rent room on the upper west side going fuck they want to kill us all

UC Berkeley Law creates new AI policy that bans AI for "conceptualizing, outlining, drafting, revising, translating, or editing any work submitted for credit" or exams because "thinking remains the sine qua non of good lawyering (and of a quality legal education)." That's what I'm talking about.

A Florida wildlife biologist was summarily fired for *reposting* an Instagram joke about Charlie Kirk’s death. LibsofTikTok complained. A state official’s false statements in legal proceedings led to sanctions. And now the state will settle by paying her $485,000. www.aclufl.org/press-releas...

the single best post-episode text i've ever received

Tbh i will never turn on engagement except for friends I know in real life. You are in the global town square doing debate I am lobbing stinkbombs at you from my window

There's a cottage industry built around offering advice to young men for money, and and all of it is bad, what young men really need is to buy a cheap bicycle and bike tools so you can fix it and ride it 10-20 miles every day while listening to Moby Dick as an audiobook

I think everybody should try these things out and see how they work so they can accurately comment on them tbh. I frankly think they’re less reliable than even some loud critics say, and it comes from experience.

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never fucking forgive them for what they've done to the computer

He's right it is funny to wonder aloud why former friends distance themselves from people who loudly defend sexualized drawings of children

Honestly this is dope as hell. This is great. Getting WokeScolded is like a billion times funnier than just gutter racism from dimwits who pay 8 bones for the privilege.

"the R slur is coming back" not within slapping distance of me it's not

it breaks my heart that depression has been going so beastmode on you dude

girlboss lawyer puppets HATE to see us coming

Pass the word!

I think we really need to do something about misogyny in this world, and more and more it seems to be not just a matter of justice and social functioning, but existential for the human species.

oh my god they have both been sentenced to death

Murdoch's pet antisemites are working with fascists to compile and distribute lists of Jews tonight:

I see the issue. When we said we would replace human workers with machines you assumed the machines would work. That's on you

I INSTALLED “LINUX”. BECAUSE WINDOWS IS FOR MEN WHO ASK PERMISSION TO EXIST. I CRUSHED THE INSTALLER WITH MY BARE HANDS AND NOW THE TERMINAL CALLS ME “SIR” BUT MY KERNEL KEEPS PANICKING. WHAT COMMAND MAKES THE COMPUTER SUBMIT COMPLETELY? I REFUSE TO GOOGLE

I find it so funny when you hear a Christian rock song and it sounds like a love song a normal band would do but it’s about Jesus instead of a woman

(scrolling Bluesky) I reject the premise. I reject the premise. Granted. I reject the premise. Not my fetish. Granted. I reject the premise. Funny. I reject the premise.

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