star fox zoom call

"The Switch is so old," you all said. "I need better graphics," you demanded. "Wah wah," you cried. And now, you sit here before Slippy Toad, the slippiest he's ever been, slippier than a fucking banana peel under a kart wheel, all thanks to the raw power of the Nintendo Switch 2—and you reject him?

it also has this one

mcdonalds ceo holding the pussy at a 3 quarter view hand resting gently atop the flower in an morbidly nonplussed tone " i love this product "

Moving Against The Wind and Water

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Happy 40th old friend.

Toriyama would call this "Gnawty Slime"

Letting someone else have the aux

Seeing Zohran instantly getting a bunch of shit done in like a week makes you realize that politicians could always do that on some level if they wanted it bad enough and very few of them actually do.

This game has led to the funniest posting ever honestly I can’t even be mad.

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

I FOUND THE BOOK WITH THE ORB

We just live in a john carpenter movie now.

RIP to a real one

guys guys guys chao garden airride www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy2F...

i'm developing a heuristic for interpreting republican governance

I've already depicted you as the concerned baby about to be crushed by a bookshelf and me as the happy, safe baby sitting next to a sturdy bookshelf

YOU - I don't want to be this kind of animal anymore.

Stranger Than Heaven Announced. Made by RGG

STRANGER THAN HEAVEN

This is a level five Goof Situation, all users report to Riff Stations

so devils in chainsaw man are based off fears right? What do y’all think the “shitting your pants” devil looks like?

The runaway hit of the year climaxes with a Black guy machine gunning Klansmen

I'm only 10 minutes into this 90s anime & they hit me with this.

This passed 215-214. We're going to lose our healthcare because 3 senior Dems have died this year. We lost Roe because Ginsburg didn't retire. We lost the election because Joe ran for reelection. Our country is being destroyed because geriatric Dems can't retire and let go of power.

MAGA were able to kick 14 million people off of healthcare because three Democrats in Congress died of foreseeable causes. It’s time for Democrats to stop treating public office as a retirement home.

They wanna ban porn in a country that has truck nuts

Miyazaki: Yeah that horrible mangled rat with sigils on it is like our Pikachu www.nintendo.com/us/whatsnew/...

PLAYING HITMAN AS LUIGI IS INSANE

Sakurai has been reunited with his son Kirby. Please stop asking him about the future of Smash.

Donkey Kong bananza is easily the most exciting thing I've seen in years, I've wanted a new DK game like this since I was a kid. OH and bloodborne 2 was cool

OH MY GOD THIS DONKEY KONG GAME

NEW YOOKALAYLEE??

Kirby Air Ride 2

Bloodborne 2 and silksong in a Nintendo direct what the fuck just happened

NINTENDO ACTUALLY HAS BLOODBORNE 2

If this isn't bloodborne 2 yes it is

B.b.b.b.bbbbbbbb blokdborne2????!?!!???