this one is called goose horse

I contain multitudes I am a multifaceted individual I can enjoy both a cold wet diaper and a warm wet diaper of my own making

turned myself into a cat girl in d&d tonight morty *hic* the tail makes my diaper look seven times larger mortyyy

bits of wool strewn about my domicile...

When you both have a praise kink. Whoops.

Ringing in the holidays.

diaper with no boosters feels like underwear…. I need multiple inches of padded bulk against my lower regions

It's funny how Zohran's tactic appears to be showing up to things that are well-known problems and going "wait why haven't we fixed this yet"

Yes Princess, call my name...

all day I have thought about the burrito in the fridge I’m coming babe I’m coming for you

ough the darkness it’s trying to get me to be sad but I must not give in plus in like 30 more minutes I can sneak out

very diaper baby coded moogle

nope! I’m a Leo actually that’s why I’m so gorgeous and humble and everyone loves me

I don’t currently have any pets. I’ve considered a cat but I’m much too persnickety (read: anal) about cleanliness so I’d probably drive myself crazy trying to clean up pet hair and litter my bio dad had English bulldogs though and they were pretty cute

me with my SAD light at my work desk cranked to maximum like the cold darkness of the outside can’t get me here

Undressing is slightly easier than getting dressed up.

Once again they did not ring the bell and instead just left some kinda card. I hope they will redeliver it or their “terminal” isn’t particularly far otherwise I’m just writing it off, $22 wasted.

all your favourite apps, including copilot! idk who your marketing guys are but I don’t think anyone has a favourite app and if they do it’s definitely not made by Microsoft

My diapfluencer sample pack is apparently falling prey to what I call the “end of shift” problem with couriers where they say “ehh I couldn’t get into the building” despite there being a note on the front door with the code for entry” which means they didn’t even try

you can’t improve upon perfection

IM - THE - BASCH FON RONSENBERG

Also sheep

this being said, hmu with them tmi Tuesday requests for some lamb lore or something work might be busy but it’s also boring

😭 I’ve only been here for half an hour and everyone’s just like “well I could send a ticket but I thought I’d just appear in your office” cmon guys I’m so busy

Not even off the subway but I’ve already got people asking if I’m in the office yet 🙃

you can tell The Economy is doing Great when soup and tuna are under alarmed doors

#PrincessCrown #プリクラ Princess Gradriel

me omw back to the office after a month of naps and quadruple-boosted diapers

Alright so uhh, lesson learned, don't buy anime tapes from garage sales

🥱 on my way back into the office for the first time this year stay tuned for my usual whining and soft-tantrums

*sheeps sheepishly*

#Storm Storm repost

FF12 has me stuck in a new prison every few hours

enjoying four boosters again love that thigh spreading bulk

how does one get diagnosed with IBS you may ask and the answer is they put a lot of tubes in you but not in a sexy way unfortunately

IBS baby oh yeah

Just found out about groove billed ani

I do not want translucent ui it’s hard to read I guess it does make me want to use my phone less though so, an upside

one of the funniest things thats been happening to me more and more recently (i promise promise i post this with love its just very funny)

Somnophilia is a pretty underrated kink, I feel like folks have been sleeping on this one

Hey Telegram what the hell please stop breaking the UI for one minute please??

once again I must wash my hair

The first two hours this morning

every day at work

ペンドラーのむちむちおなかに抱きついてちっちゃい爪で抱き返してほしいよな…

computer, order more diapers get the pink ones

Street Witch

I love you moogling attendant