Moon astronaut just said, that he saw a "dinosaur print" inside "the terminator" so uh make your peace with god

dinner’s ready

i quite enjoyed Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice

the Alan Elrond dude gets off by saying stupid shit and having people yell at him guaranteed there’s no other explanation

artemis two of deez nuts lol

anyone who types the word ‘tankie’ for any reason other than self-description is a fucking moron

Downtown. 2nd Ave. If you accidentally left your gun and your sword downtown, cops found it.

This site is slow as shit because the holier than thou leftists are using up too much precious data dunking on nerds instead of quietly listening and learning

I fully believe that 99% of us who keep thinking about how cool it would be to go to space would straight up lose our minds and have a nervous breakdown if we ever experienced what being there is like

This whole thing smacks of imperial decline I cry as I overturn The Atlantic’s table and turn the nerd prom into the prom of shit

The pope is tweeting like a wide receiver. cc: @dennycarter.bsky.social

he’s gonna drop a fuckin nuke huh

the Artemis II crew just posted a new photo. what the fuck

why do they call it Kiss Cam and not Box Score

quebec has 3 days to get pure maple syrup flowing though the st. lawrence again or we will seek regime change

Sir, a second bird is at the feeder

the concept of a German saying uwu

hey kitten, bring daddy another beer from the rusty budweiser cooler

gross triblive.com/local/valley...

woo hoo Konnor Griffin future Yankee/Dodger fml

those Artemis II people escaped and ain’t ever coming back lucky fucks

my mother in law came downstairs 8 (eight) hours ago and hasn’t stopped taking the whole time everyone left the room and she’s still fucking talking

what’s a picture of your boobs that had you saying “this website isn’t dying“

If you trip and fall in a crowded public place, just lay there until all of the people are gone.

Will Stancil is the reason usage on this site is down because he’s fucking exhausting

The Denial of Saint Peter, by Caravaggio, 1610

Isaac Chotiner: You say the two cats who live in your house are "Jerks" and you don't care for them Me: Absolutely. They are the burdens of my life Chotiner: It seems you spent an hour searching for special food for them and paid more for it than you do even for your own food. Me: That's--Hold on,

my wife can’t climax unless i get a new viral post. something about me being “less of a man”, anyways idk. hope this goes crazy. send.

yes but consider this: who cares. i posted on the age of conan forums. do you think i give a shit

privatised water companies are a fucking crime, but posh assholes eating shit during their boaty boat race is fucking hilarious

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PSA to the lads: when your wife texts you at 3 am saying where the hell are you and addressing you by your full government name it is time to go home

Guy who’s only seen one animal:

i went to big ass lake and everyone knew you!

What the hell 😭

shout out to the guy who subscribed to my patreon, DMed me ‘hello’ three times in a row, then unsubscribed and put ‘no feet’ as his reason for doing so in the patreon exit survey

East Liberty. Larimer Ave. Caller says that there is a guy in the park selling food, playing music, and generally enhancing the experience of those around him. Caller doesn't like this.

the best tweet? the woman reading this

I probably think of this once a week

I will not start going to mass again no matter how based the pope gets