My favorite Christmas “movie” is a book and it’s called the bible.

an organisation run by and full of fucking morons www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/d...

WHERES MY XMAS LADBABY!!!!

Sometimes when working from home I will grab myself a "coffee" for Zoom meetings. Except it's not coffee. It's a mug of Bisto gravy. I have a problem, don't I?

people with door mats like “wipe your paws! <3” make me laugh. how very basic.. my door mat says “wipe your balls” cause i’m edgy, and also i like to catch the mail man squatting on my front porch, looking like an buffoon.

An unusual burl on a fir along the North Country Trail in Baraga County in Michigan's Upper Peninsula for #ThickTrunkTuesday!

people wishing that Nolan used more accurate armor for the Odyssey are not appreciating just how stupid mycenaean greek armor looked

Circling back

Husband always impressed with how clean I manage to get the toilet seat. Don't have the heart to tell him I run it through the dishwasher.

beer mom

The day when all our dreams come true is getting closer.

every wiki article about classic UK comedy like "Father and Sons was a comedy duo comprised of Reg Father and Tommy Sons, who appeared on a record breaking 18,450 episodes of The Light Applause Hour. Reg Father died in 1988 of Cigarette Fever. Tommy Sons remains alive in prison since 1997"

Good morning Bluesky. It's chilly, so get yourself a nice warm beverage to start your day.

12 days of Christmas is how my father died but sure, go ahead and sing that song you piece of shit

Walking into the holiday party buffet singing: Get up, come on, get down with the Thiccness Get up, come on, get down with the Thiccness Get up, come on, get down with the Thiccness Oh-wah-ah-ah-ah!

Im not here for a long pig, im here for a good pig

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the Patriots making the playoffs is like J6 pardons for Stoolies

looking for a last minute gift at williams sonoma

The time for winter pspspspspsps has arrived

BLUESKY HAS OFFICIALLY BANNED THE USE OF GOATSE

merry pitt/crit-mas

'Tis the season! theonion.com/ho-ho-ho-im-...

Lawrenceville. 40th at Butler Street. Caller says that there is a truck flying a large America flag with people in the back of the bed. Caller doesn’t like this.

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#Merry #Clerksmas #SnootchieBootchies #Snoogans

Big Chungus has lasted almost 20 times longer than the Confederacy

how to handle the what now

my Real Dolls gonna have a real Christmas

we saw all this fucking bullshit 100 years ago and had to blow up the world to deal with it and no one seems to have learned any fucking lessons

Mike’s hardest throbbing lemonade

Strictly Come Gooning

I’m coming around to the argument that BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA is the best movie ever made

The piss tank on the ISS is now 68% full.

Brendon McCullum retire bitch

i just wanna say this: liberals are ruining this website. i shouldn’t have to spend several hours arguing with an army of blue morons trying to explain the most simple bit of satire. if you’re a literal grown adult and you can’t read words and say “oh that’s a joke” then you shouldnt be online.

Mueller, She Goatse

NAP agreed with mother-in-law #LibertarianismFUckYeah

performing Lysenkoism on my Funkos

it's the holidays and my in-laws are here time to get drunk early, retire to my office and play Paradox games all night

hell yes i do not finish any buttholes

Pornhub is a Christmas movie

the guy from Little Britain is a creep no fuckin way

in this house we cherish the holiday classics 🎄

This rules lol