He said “TANGLE YOUR TUBES UP!” Tie ❌ Tangle ✅

'The "uncle" who Frodo said got rich by adventuring with Dwarves is actually a distant cousin, he clarified on Monday.' - Lobelia Sackville-Baggins, The Shire Post

Feeding America has a page where you can input your zip code and it'll show you all of the food banks near you overlaid on a map. If you need it, it's there. If you don't need it, think about donating money if you have it and your time if you don't. www.feedingamerica.org/find-your-lo...

Let this be the craziest sentence I read today

Shame. Shame. Shame. www.wunc.org/term/news/20...

“We’re out to remind people that we’ve been here for 20 fucking years now, and aren’t going anywhere,” Barham tells Rolling Stone. Two decades since founding his North Carolina outfit, frontman Barham has his sights set on a new album and a bid for political office.

two thumbs up to this man!!!!

all of my friends are the most beautiful and interesting women in the history of the world and i have seen every one of them date an absolute worm of a man they met in person and not on the apps i simply cannot take straight men's complaints at face value

this is basketball excellence

hey I haven't seen this mentioned anywhere but - if you're using Chrome and you don't want this gross little AI Mode button to pop up in your address bar, paste "chrome://flags" into your address bar and search the flags for "AI Mode." find "AI Mode Omnibox Entrypoint" then you can just disable it!

A year ago I cofounded @theflytrapmedia.com w a bunch of extremely talented feminist writers/artists. We're celebrating our first year with a 15% sale for new subscribers, as we need 950 new + recurring readers to be able to pay ourselves this year + set us up for another year of feminist badassery.

absolute workhorse of a reaction image from over 100 years ago

🗣🗣🗣🗣

Amber Ruffin's cackle is a gift from the lord

lmfaooooo

Currently at the grocery store and I would just like to take a moment and wish all of those who voted for Trump bc they believed he would lower grocery prices a hearty 'fuck you'

The most Minnesotan protest sign. #NoKings

folks can complain about the effectiveness of scheduled orderly mass protest but to think about it another way its the closest thing we have to the opening scene of A Muppet Christmas Carol where all the muppets sing "there goes Mr. Dipshit, there goes Mr. Ass" to Scrooge and it clearly bothered him

at first glance, these two signs appear to be giving opposing advice.

Cary NC #NoKings

Charlotte. #NoKings 👑

I am inspired by the massive turnouts in big cities, but also these small rural areas that are showing up for their communities and fighting back against fascism.

Black Mountain, North Carolina

The scene at No Kings in Raleigh, where protesters have been met with a near-constant stream of supportive honks for the last two hours.

dispatches from our nation's capitol (not my sign just my photo)

🐂 Phenomenal turn out here in the Bull City

Here is a Reddit threat that explains how to disable Copilot in Windows, which I've just followed: www.reddit.com/r/WindowsHel...

This video is fucking bonkers!

Dr. Jennifer Caputo-Seidler “began noticing many doctors asking how to treat polio. "Today, the people who are training to be pediatricians, they're not taught how to recognize a case of acute polio when it comes in… the doctors practicing today have never managed it." @jackiantonovich.bsky.social

Should add really that if you're a smol newsletter bean who would dearly love to NOT be on Substack, then I will happily roll (and manage) a Ghost install for you for cost + a small maintenance fee. I'll talk you through setting up your own mailgun and stripe. Do that and you keep ALL your revenue.

I don't listen to the ringer's Prestige TV podcast very often but they did an episode about Battlestar Galactica a few weeks ago and I'm listening and am reminded of two things: how angry that show made me, and how much we loved it 😂 clearly a rewatch is upon me

It’s 10 hours and 7 mins 😭 amen amen

"To come back now, as you can imagine, being more comfortable in yourself makes these sorts of projects more enjoyable,” Page added. “To get to have a Chris Nolan experience again now meant so much to me selfishly.”

Baby, I’m not flirting… I’m just nosy.

oh no I need a little baby

it is more important to read books you actually enjoy reading than books that are Literature

It’s 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousnesses of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4

If it wouldn’t be a good story if you told it in chronological order with a single narrator, it cannot be made a good story by jumping around in time and switching narrators every chapter

On Lt Columbo Day never let us forget the episode where Columbo explains to a fitness guru how Mrs Columbo is thick, that he likes her thick, and how he will do anything within his power to keep her thick

Railroad baron-ass cat. “The American people will come to understand the telegraph, then become reliant upon it”-ass cat.

Cancer: You may not get everything that you want, but that's just because the universe hates you.

rewatching The Mandalorian from the beginning - why? great question - and I'd forgotten just how silly AND gross this show can be, in the best way

This is a man that missed the entire plot of one piece

tfw you just don't wanna leave the house today! no reason at all besides it's a little grey outside and your puppy is a little cuddly and some days, you just don't wanna!

Should have been Woody Allen.

local doggy chews through leash, runs through fresh poop, is considered Very Naughty yet still receives TWO toys from pet store; how does this happen? our investigative report

ESPN literally had to blur the screen when Cathy was giving the championship trophy because a ton of fans were flipping Cathy off in addition to the boos.

i think this country could do a lot of healing if they brought quaaludes back