Boxing ain’t even my thing; I just love consequences.

Jane Austen was born on this day. Let us all take the coach to Bath and celebrate with a dance?

Thank you, Namjoon. 💜

HARD BOILED DETECTIVE: another cruel sunrise over the city of the damned. another corpse. another widow. another cup of black coffee to drag my sorry ass back to life- *sputtering* ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin DETECTIVE: ME: are you getting apricot notes

my couch sits six people and yet I, a grown ass woman, have to fight a 60lb medium sized pitbull every evening for the luxury of 1.5 cushions. everywhere I sit, that's where he needs to be

Reminder: women's hockey ☺️

Read the alt text, always read the alt text

Opens internet Reads two headlines Ok, that’s enough internet for today

Haaland casually blowing a snot rocket in the world's ugliest city kit before nailing a PK, this team is so stupid and I love them

Sunday morning SL cleanse?

reading to the dog about Jesus. the cat is here too but i can tell she isn't listening

JUST BECAUSE MY NOSE GLOWS

The reason the early 2000’s emo scene was so great was cause half the band members were in love with each other. Want the scene to be good again? Everyone needs to get more gay.

I know it makes me a radical Marxist or whatever to ask this but how much money does FIFA need

me and @inastraightline.bsky.social on adventures

You will be visited by three spirits

the hubris of believing you're strong enough to listen to Jeff Buckley whilst driving in the dark

SHXNDNCNDNCNFNV I LOVE WOMENS FOOTBALL!!!!!!!

it's not a Waffle House, it's a waffle home

He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him

I’ve got good news: you’re gonna get the women of Burn It All Down’s thoughts on today’s FIFA embarrassment in the form of a podcast episode!

to all my best friends:

Jodeci teaches us sometimes you gotta holler at it

Due to some very sad circumstances, this lovely pup Luna is now in need of a home. If you're in the Atlanta area and you're looking to bring a dog into your world, Luna would be a fantastic addition to your family. If not, please just share this for a signal boost. lifelineanimal.org/pet-details/...

you can be the most reasonable, intelligent, measured person on the planet and 3 minutes of a migraine will have you looking longingly at a drill and considering whether trepanning was honestly that bad of an idea

Claudia Black hive, assemble! Have I ALSO done a viewing guide/feature on Farscape? I mean, have you met me?? www.ign.com/articles/201...

Here’s my Spotify Wrapped 🎵✨

I'm James Caan, you're Al Pacino. Toby, you're the guy who shows Pacino how to make tomato sauce.

in my heart of hearts I believe someone had showed Teen Girl Squad to Tom Stoppard before he wrote The Coast of Utopia

Klay learning ⬇️⬇️

Men died for this

and you know I could never love a man who was out of his wits.

Please help reunite this sweet lost dog petcolove.org/lost/pet/fou...

with alt text, because everyone deserves a good cry. come over.

"For your charcuterie board party, plan on about one ounce of cheese per person" my GUY have you ever MET CHEESE BEFORE, I would NEVER limit my friends to ONE SINGLE OUNCE OF CHEESE.

I don’t like being referred to as a Yankee but I’ve realized this is not at all because I’m Southern, but because I specifically resent being associated with traditional New England Protestant culture and its flavorless foods

Tomatoes are a rich source of lycopene (werewolf dick)

“In every friend group, there’s one person whom the other friends keep a separate text channel to complain about. Now imagine if that friend had a video-sex affair with the nation’s leading vaccine denier.” 👨🏻‍🍳 💋

Hey hey thehairpinarchives.com

Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.

Here is a list (updated Oct 2025) of libraries who offer cards to non-residents. I checked my library (non-resident cards available) and 2 of Krista's books are available as an ebook. And if the library doesn't have the book you want, you can request they acquire it!

There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.

hook the beam up to a stationary bike and let russ power it

man, shut the fuck up www.wired.com/story/the-cl...

sometimes people like a stream that leave you meets a boulder 🤝 halfway through the wood

I was looking at protest photos from NC and if this isn’t the shadiest, most southern ass sign… I love you, Durham!

This is a production. 10/10 😭😭😭 THE LEAVES 🍂 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I continue to be jealous my dog cannot read

here it is, the archived link for @hels.bsky.social 's cold oven turkey that I make every Thanksgiving web.archive.org/web/20201117...