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I guess that’s one way to avoid the bad optics of tear-gassing people praying.

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My dogs name is Ruby, but she also goes by Rhubarb, Ruru. Mono, Moobear, Rubear, Rubat, the Duchess, Bunny Butt, jackrabbit slim, the weasel, weasely-wease, and Duchess Rhubarb von Wiggle Bottom

It’s getting colder so I’m trying to grow my hair out for winter. We all have experienced that awkward “in between” stage of hair growth, but it was pretty low of my wife to look me in the eye and say “I think we need to get you a new nose hair trimmer”

In other words, unless ingested, a footlong from subway is harmless.

You got treats?

I don’t know for certain if my coworkers chicken salad has gone bad, but it is at least chaotic neutral judging by the smell

I’m not sure how this is sooo wrong and sooo perfect at the same time, and yet…

The best part about being a tree hugging empathetic lefty is knowing the conservatives have to spend time with each other and I don’t.

translating this in indie terms: each baseball team has 10 johnny marrs and 16 morrisseys but you root for the smiths as a whole

weekends run the duchess’s battery to empty. Preemptive crash out before the family gets to go relax at work.

Getting, losers. We’re going mousing!

Lets get Rick Scott, a man so familiar with the healthcare system that he swindled the hell out of it, to weigh in on the development of a GOP health care sustem

WHO robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

this comment brought to you by the folks that think Dear Leader’s double wank bukakke shuffle is the pinnacle of dance moves

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“If they won’t chap my ass, I’ll just do it my own self” is a helluva ethos

Jettison those Cowboy fans while you’re at it. No one needs a constant stream of whining on about Jerry Jones

I don't like to brag but I do think our cat Jim is probably better at stretching than virtually any other cat in Britain.

Why not both dot gif

100% this point. I tried to tell my autistic son that he wasn’t alone, but it wasn’t until we took home to the protest that it really sank in that there are tons of folks, of all walks of life, that are in this together

He’ll, the right beshitted themselves over the conspiracy around Jade Helm, i can only imagine the tsunami of rage, urine, and butt hurt had Bamz sent any semblance of an occupying force.

Mash up bands: Rich Kids on LSDMC

If you're a fan of both biology and engineering, here's an exploded view of an armadillo.

For the record, Mike Johnson appears to be channeling Herme the Elf extra hard when he is standing next to Thune

In a strict sense he is right, the government of Argentina isn’t the solution (the us govt is in this case) and the government in Argentina is definitely a big problem for Argentinians

The founder of Antifa’s concubine is still on the loose, though

Bark hard, crash hard

“I am a career prosecutor. I suborn perjury; I don’t ever commit it myself!”

You don’t have to be called Steve or Stephen to work at Blackpool, but it does help.

“So you’re really going with the Micheal Bolton box set? It’s your money, mate. Shame you didn’t spend it buying some good taste.”

They don’t even NEED additional dem buy in, they could change the rules in the senate but they realize a)how to lay blame on the dems, and b)want the cover of dems on this steaming pile of crap so they can spread blame later as needed.

I don’t see how a fake Cuomo could be worse than the ”genuine” article

The fearsome wyrm Daug perched atop her hoard.

Chapman leaves the bases loaded. Red Sox beat the Yankees, 3-1. in Game 1.

Who’s your favorite Jedi? (Wrong answers only)

Ope this is going off Ok folks! My Congressman is a MAGA clown who's on multiple ag committees. As a farmer, I need ag policymakers who tell Trump no. So for every donation to Kim Hardy, who's running against my Congressman, I will post one (1) ag fact. secure.actblue.com/donate/nc07s...

can you imagine sitting in that audience as a three-star flag officer — decades in the service, multiple post-grad degrees and a virtually unequaled level of command expertise — and being forced to watch this dunderheaded dry drunk give an off-brand jordan belfort seminar?

The whole thread is great, mind you, but Erin has really crushed it with this one.

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Grandpa, what did you do in the war? Well Billy, I was part of the elite Spunk Brigade, and the stories I could tell you would make your scrotum crawl.

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I feel like this is where the rubber meets the road and separates the true believers from the grifters. Will Walsh, posobiec, libs of TikTok, and Alex jones take a pay cut and join the thought crime police or will they keep the hate-based revenue streams?

Maybe Hegseth is calling the military leaders back because he forgot his Signal login.

A pep rally eh? I can see the digital camo cheerleaders now: “1,2,3,4 Cut your hair, prep for war 5,6,7,8 Shine your boots and don’t be late Gooooooooooo WARFIGHTERS!!!” Inspiratiinal

Who wouldn’t want to dine on a well done steak while YMCA drifts down from the west wing and sipping the finest cardboardeaux with Judge Janine followed up with a digestif of bourbon shots with Secretary Warfighter?

Is Miller trying to position himself as the heir apparent to MAGA? He’s been spending more time in the public eye of late and it makes sense if you are trying to establish a thousand year reich that you would put Nosferatu in charge.