Everybody better be ready for me to talk at length about this video in every meeting tomorrow!

Extremely harrowing story!!!

what if … phones … and 3G … were destroying your sperm …. *chugs colloidal silver* www.cnn.com/2026/06/12/h...

happy pride 💕

Bless whoever at Amazon got Lana out of her alligator hut to record this excellent James Bond game theme song, maybe capitalism is good

Nation Eagerly Returns to Wetly Coughing, Sneezing on Fellow Citizens

Pablo Torre Finds Out won a Pulitzer for the Kawhi story, I love it

DC, Maryland, Virginia

The Epley maneuver should be the fakest science ever — oh, you think I simply need to move the crystals in my ears to feel better??? — but every time it’s amazing.

This worked on me.

10/10 departure, Hanya undefeated

The research on weed is depressing. www.cnn.com/2026/03/16/h...

The only good story of 2026? www.cnn.com/2026/03/02/b...

Theyre Maaloxing Topo Chico www.cnn.com/2026/02/20/f...

Finally some good news!!! www.cnn.com/2026/02/16/t...

Unhinged levels of film today at @metrographnyc.bsky.social — imagine locking in for nearly any triple feature here but also imagine choosing between Safe and Body Double 🥹

I invented gawker stalker and it was all day after posting. Half the sightings were sent in by celebrity publicists desperate to let everyone know their clients were seen at Nobu or whatever, but that didn’t stop some celebs from claiming their safety was threatened

we said all along that they wanted Gawker dead not because we embarrassed a pro wrestler but because the Epstein story is one Gawker was covering a decade before most other people caught up & was just one of many stories exposing powerful people and their misdeeds

Among the batch of newly released emails from Jeffrey Epstein: Epstein telling Peter Thiel he would “gladly share…expenses for the Gawker suit.” This was sent the day after @rmac.bsky.social and @mattdrange.bsky.social reported in Forbes that Thiel was behind the lawsuit that would bankrupt Gawker

2026 is really amazing. www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...

Language!

www.cnn.com/2026/01/27/u... The surveillance industry is ramping up. “Hey you, you were protesting three months ago. You just refuse to learn?”

Good luck to this mayor, who is by his own admission muscle-free www.cnn.com/2026/01/25/w...

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“I’m not having it. And I want people to know that I’m not having it.” www.cnn.com/2026/01/24/s...

CNN: DHS officials have come to FEMA staff and told them to limit the use of the word ice…they are worried that by posting something like, watch out for the ice, that it's going to become a meme….

From the live blog: www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...

One notable thing about this reporting js that sending photographers to places is helpful to understand situations.

I know there’s a lot going on in the world but this is going to create so many gay people 🥰

How much more in your face can it be? "Why are you asking me for my paperwork?" "Because of your accent." "You have an accent too." "Where were you born sir?" "Where were you born at?" "Put your hands behind your back."

Here we go. www.cnn.com/2026/01/16/p...

They have quite an operation going. www.mprnews.org/episode/2026...

“organized gangs of wine moms”

Incredible piece about protesters from different US cities who all have one thing in common: they lost an eye during a George Floyd protests in when police shot them with "less lethal" crowd-control weapons www.narratively.com/p/the-shot-i...

This one has legs.

My show is on. 🍿🍿🍿

Look what they took from us

The amount of things that happen in the first episode of Alias would take up a full Apple show’s first season now.

I know there’s a lot going on right now but why is panettone so confusing? It’s not a pastry, it’s kind of a bread, it’s not dessert, but it’s not breakfast. Who wanted this!

Finally some answers about Stanley Kubrick, Jeffrey Epstein, pedophile cults, “Eyes Wide Shut” and of course the moon landing.

This should not be possible.

I need to self-harm with this.

It took me about 10 minutes to leave Spotify and move to … Qobuz. Almost everything about it is better. There’s a couple quirky irritating experience things and also I will never say “Qobuz” aloud. They can change the name! Also I don’t know who they are but they really care about new music.