what it’s like inside my skull all day

The discourse has finally arrived at “is circumcision correlated with guys who like fire trucks too much,” a subject on which I am an expert, this is my moment.

2025 is over eggnog’s here

I am so excited to hang out with Rachel every day! variety.com/2025/tv/news...

me rn

This woke business is getting out of hand.

Watch ICE illegally arrested Chicago Alderman Jessie Fuentes inside a hospital emergency room—simply for asking them to show a warrant for a man they detained.

Brilliant and fascinating. nymag.com/intelligence...

Does it matter what your therapist thinks about Israel? The war has divided Jewish New Yorkers from each other — and from their analysts, writes Julia Edelstein.

We are coooooked.

Honestly she seems cool, why didn’t she run.

The Alien Earth subreddit is the angriest place on earth.

How does he always do it? The VISION.

Interesting. www.cnn.com/2025/09/13/b...

I love him so much. 🥺 www.vulture.com/article/dean...

Threads is so jacked, it’s still Taylor Lorenz 24/7 over there, they should be secretly paying her $8,000 a month.

Honestly yes.

Haha wow WOW i am going back in my sarcophagus www.thecut.com/article/ghb-...

I need Michael Winterbottom to do this for Hulu in eight episodes.

I will also do literally anything to get out of a 50-minute conference call www.cnn.com/2025/08/27/u...

bees in the train

Michaela and Mariah (who are 30 years old) seem to have been in Europe much of the summer and Cara’s in private equity, so she can take a black car home, since her dad took her Manhattan apartment earlier this year so he could be qualified to run for mayor, but I’ll keep an eye out for them.

Just went outside for the first time this week and I was really struck by the audio fidelity

💅

I'm officially out of a job--they eliminated mine, and I'm taking severance instead of a wildly different title they offered me that's not at all what I was hired to do. Solidarity forever 🌺, and while I take a breather someone come up with some good ideas of work I could do.

This helped me feel culturally sane again.

Why am I rooting for her though. www.thecut.com/article/food...

The new Amaarae album is so out there, she makes Charli XCX sound like a fucking nun. 10/10, album of the summer. youtu.be/ZU9BNJRuuGA?...

The Bluetooth nimbus around the Grand Central Apple Store would absolutely vaporize Naomi Wolf.

Cologne is a curse.

BARS

Partial to the theory that the Sydney Sweeney situation is an opp by Astronomer and Coldplay. www.cnn.com/2025/08/02/e...

This is why I pay for New York Magazine. nymag.com/intelligence...

Wait do you gays know about this open.spotify.com/album/0xhEFd...

The air quality is so bad in New York that people are literally calling 911 to report smoke conditions to the fire department.

“Hulk Hogan was the first to take on establishment media and beat them” is an incredible take. nypost.com/2025/07/24/m...

“Cuomo told business leaders and other honchos at a Hamptons breakfast hosted by supermarket mogul John Catsimatidis” 🤣🤣🤣 nypost.com/2025/07/19/u...

Well they did it. www.thecut.com/article/mens...

Now Google suggested results are just “whatever dumb kids are googling for some odd test.”

I know there’s a lot going on with Mecha-Hitler and war and measles and stuff but did you know a cappuccino at Blue Bottle is somehow now $6.80?

I regret everything good I ever said about New York City and its piece of shit subway!

Interesting actual possibility that if [an American president] sees [that thing] that he could then twist it into a reason to deport [that person] and then that will likely trigger a [historical type of conflict].

Who wants to news some letters careers.wbd.com/global/en/jo...

HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND DAWG

Same.