Once again I have potteried too hard and my legs are sore

So I watched A NEW LEAF Friday night and I didn’t get the pun in the title until just now

You’ve just died. The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you. (Checks out)

Keep Trying #art

Good night 🌙

You’ll find it in Balzac

Okay, starting SCHMIGADOON and Alan Cumming! Jaime Camil! Kristen Chenowith! Aaron Tveit! … Fred Armisen 🫠

and another thing: the washington post isn’t mad. please don’t put in the washington post that the washington post got mad wapo.st/47sWzLi

“I was more selfish and crabby than a shellfish” - justice for Lorenz Hart

This story rules

Me on the phone: "Hello Kash Pat—" *clears throat* Me, but this time in Yosemite Sam's voice so no one suspects I'm an immigrant: "Well, consarn it, HELLO there, Kash Patel! I got me a rip-roarin’, rootin’-tootin’ case that’s hotter than a billy goat in a pepper patch!”

Rewatching THE MUSIC MAN because reasons ( @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social ) and the idea of a traveling anvil salesman will always be funny

"Aww, Stupid Lakes need the most attention."

Observing James Watson’s death by reading up on Rosalind Franklin. He’d hate that. Bet he’s double-helixing in his grave.

Watching Force Awakens with Bug and they really fumbled away the chemistry between Isaac and Boyega, huh

A final fuck off to James Watson and to every news source who’s naming him as one of two co-discoverers of DNA structure without mentioning Rosalind Franklin. 🖕

Ben Whishaw, your hair is bonkers but I appreciate you nonetheless youtu.be/8kKR9UakxQQ?...

Look, Mr. Scorsese is five hours, that counts as two movies, okay #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

while I have people's attention today can I tell you about Zakat? I learned of them from Sami Zayn. they do amazing work around the world -- in Gaza, in Sudan, in Bosnia...they have a migrant shelter in Chicago...an org worth knowing! www.zakat.org

The ocean is faithful and the devil’s a liar, looking at you through this fire

New Mountain Goats album day!

Several weeks ago, the Dallas police chief announced that he'd declined $25 million to cooperate with ICE through the 287(g) program. Our turncoat MAGA mayor is mad. He called this meeting to discuss it. This is a great thread detailing how a majority of the full council supports the chief.

Picked up KING LEOPOLD’S GHOST for a little light reading

Look I get publishing a broad spectrum of opinions but I already fed them this morning

its crazy to me that the massive growing gender divide in us politics isn't the ONLY thing pundits are talking about as a result of these elections, yet they're barely discussing it at all

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Why are hiccups

You know what’s great? Cats.

Luka is averaging 41 ppg 🙂🔫

Didn’t think Freddie had it in him

@spooloflies.bsky.social 🚨🚨🚨 deadline.com/2025/11/miss...

I've always loved this anecdote from Mira Nair, filmmaker and mother of Zohran Mamdani, about pitching a studio exec on MISSISSIPPI MASALA (1991) and being told he'd only fund it if it had more white people "I said, 'Well, all the waiters in this film will be white. Of that, I can promise you.'"

Agreed about the outcome being disappointing, but this post is a rich text when it comes to blocking assholes in the replies

Freedom, Safety, and Vengeance

Oh no I forgot to put today’s meds in my bag, guess we’re going back to pre-Adderall days (but thank you to past me for the mini-stash of Effexor I’ve accumulated)

really important element of this basically total victory is that it puts the fear of god in republican incumbents and may bring the redistricting push to a total halt

Does Xanax expire

Confident Texas Republicans *diluted* solid GOP districts in order to redraw the state's congressional map to gain five seats. Tonight's results in Virginia should have them nervous.

Bad week to be a famous sex pest named Andrew

I just got back from a walk. While I was walking through the park, a little white boy and his father flagged me down from the very other end of the park. Now to be fair, I have on my hat on, so I’m easy to spot lol. The little boy drew me this. A month ago. He has been waiting to see me again.

live view from cuomo hq

Elected Democrats spending more time today praising Dick Cheney than Zohran Mamdani is a great case study in abject fucking moral failure.

score one for "the pundits are projecting their own preoccupations onto the electorate"

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

Waited an hour but I voted! No on everything bc fuck those chucklefucks in the legislature

Quoting myself again to drop the link and also note there’s a new T. Kingfisher up there as well www.amazon.com/firstreads/