On episode eight of Love Overboard and only boring people are left, I want more snarky lesbian Gabby Windey and fewer small town cops named Kief

If only it was Pine-Sol @katieaki.bsky.social

Most people won't even stop watching a TV show or listening to a musical artist, like the easiest possible thing. When it comes to confronting someone in real life, especially someone with any kind of power, and then dealing with the aftermath of that confrontation? Sorry to tell ya!

Happy Praying Mantis Appreciation Day, to all who celebrate… CHILD PRAYING MANTIS: Dad, who are we all praying to exactly? DAD PRAYING MANTIS: Depends which religion you belong to CHILD: So not all people follow the same religion? DAD: No, son… we’re in sects

the first printed suit lining i've seen that i like. fabric is from carnet. can obviously be used for suits or sport coats. from my friend RJ, a fellow bespoke fan and cat lover tacky? yes, but no one ever sees the lining and it's cats in tailoring

They can do it and so can we

Shaking the hand of my Bojangles biscuit artist

Went to Lowe’s for a pot and some soil, came out with those and a tomato plant and a hydrangea and some calla lilies

Yes, the Grink was there. I'm getting to that. He was on that island with me. And I wouldn't be alive to tell my story without him.

A rainy day and a snuggly boy

Flashback for April 11, 2026 28 points 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Play here: www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

Man, we have the same conversations every time a major story like this breaks. It’s exhausting. It is SO HARD to publish a story about gendered violence for a whole host of reasons, a main one being that victims (rightly so!) don’t want to talk.

Don’t trust the Santos hater

Hello, I made you a feed of your cats watching the Artemis II splashdown bsky.app/profile/did:...

Better than "framing jobs as more masculine," men shd shed the toxic masculinity harming them in every area of life. The reason they won't take the available jobs is also why they fail in school, suffer from loneliness and high suicide rates, and can't find dates, intimacy, or offline friends. 🧵

on a scale of 1 to 100, my support for democracy and protecting everyone's right to vote is 99. but i admit it used to be 100 before reading some of your tweets

The free speech warriors in the Idaho statehouse passed a law banning pride flags, meant to target flags at Boise’s city hall. So the Boise mayor took down the flags themselves but refashioned the flag *poles* to display rainbow colors idahonews.com/news/local/b...

Back in those days when all the men wore hats

I wish the romance community held more space for thoughtful commentary and criticism on genre trends instead of framing it as an attack on readers and authors, because I would love to talk about the renewed popularity of conservative-coded tropes like cowboys, small town rural settings, etc.

Anyone but Michigan, alas

Hey chat is it good when your supervisor says that you’re frustrated and angry and justified in feeling that way

Why is there not a “shut the fuck up, Sanguinet” gif

Being excited to say the r word is the biggest loser shit imaginable www.nytimes.com/2026/04/08/o...

On Confederate Surrender Day, I give you the Liberator's take on Jefferson Davis: "We believe Jefferson Davis to be the worst man in all history. He was a repudiator and slaveholder. He has been a secessionist, a traitor and rebel....He has sedulously endeavored to subvert our free institutions."

dog people are getting away with entirely too much www.curbed.com/article/dogs...

"sorry I can't come to your once-in-250-years party. I'll be busy doing something it would actually make much more logical sense to do four days later. I bumped it up on purpose so I could throw it in your face. eat shit forever, amen" there is no hater on earth like a hater from Chicago

Squash to cleanse your timeline

This is true, Jim Bowie was a criminal and fraudster of the highest order and his arrogance defying Houston's order to evacuate killed ~185 mother's sons at the Alamo. If Taylor Sheridan portrays him as some kind of rakish hero, it tells us FAR more about the director than it ever could about Bowie.

Supreme Court justices rarely criticize their colleagues in public, when they do, they never single out any one justice. If Sotomayor's willing to just come out and say it like this, they really, really, really, hate his guts.

So if the cops or prosecutors violate someone's rights, I want them to pay for it. I want them to pay for it even if it benefits somebody who is guilty as hell, because enforcing those rights protects everyone from the tyranny of the state.

having given it due consideration, i have decided that "government by the stupidest most hateful morons to ever walk, or really more of sort of ooze gelatinously, on the planet" is a bad form of government and we should try something different

Never going to regret unsubscribing from their stuff after November 2024

every day that it doesn’t happen brings us one day closer to the day that it does

Read these threads and also Forget The Alamo www.goodreads.com/book/show/55...

So how should I be reacting to … *gestures at everything*

Oh this is great: there’s now an #Artemis II Lunar Flyby Gallery on the NASA images site: www.nasa.gov/gallery/luna... (thx @dpmanchee.bsky.social for pointing it out)

Update: done. I love having three weeks of vacation a year.

I'm becoming too acquainted with the feeling of dread, coupled with anger that the people best positioned to stop all this choose not to on a daily basis

Congrats to my Michigan friends (I think? I haven’t watched any college basketball this year)

So I’m already taking two days off to go out of town for my birthday, but what if I took off the day before also to chaperon Bug’s field trip

From THE EMPEROR OF ALL MALADIES. 1) Today I learned, and 2) 😭

Why am I unable to read fiction right now, it’s all memoirs and depressing nonfiction

At the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, Inc. annual Hunky Jesus extravaganza in Dolores Park, the festivities began by canonizing three locals on the stage where the pageants would take place later. I was one of them and my saint name as you can read here, is Esperanzapedia.

I don’t know which is more unpleasant, David Harbour’s face in the DTF St Louis ads or the entire existence of the HP reboot

Jump Street

Happy Easter. youtu.be/PFiiq2sFD7E

BTW @alexkirshner.com is right: if you can't have three good days in a major professional sports team sized American city, that is a skill issue on your part. Every one of them has enough food, drink, things to do and see to give you a few good days. Every single one.

Chicago, I’d live there in a second