Got an opening weekend ticket for THE ODYSSEY but not for IMAX

Platner very much is a discernible type, but it’s not “flawed but basically decent working class joe.” It’s “prep school creep with a sadistic streak and an ironclad confidence that it will never catch up to him.“

How has Spencer Pratt’s head continued to get larger while his face has remained the same size

Glad I stopped listening to the Pod Save bros years ago lol

If for whatever reason you used to be a real piece of shit, and now you look back on that period of your life with regrets, that is good and laudable, and also, there might be some jobs that you shouldn't have. I do not find this to be especially complicated.

www.maptap.gg June 4 93🎉 99🎯 98🔥 95🏅 92😁 Final score: 949

Trading Luca for nothing is the greatest sin of the Mavs front office, but not keeping Brunson is a close gd second

Ban Knicks fans from Texas tbh

The Internet runs on cat pictures

The people who need bone marrow transplants need them very badly, and the donation process has become much easier than it once was! Joining a registry is very easy! US: www.nmdp.org/get-involved... UK: www.anthonynolan.org/help-save-a-... Elsewhere: wmda.info

Some of y’all are “calling balls and strikes” when you should be catching strikes to the balls.

www.maptap.gg June 3 93🏆 96🏅 91👑 98🔥 97🔥 Final score: 956

first of all, props to *anyone* who can get seven years. but this rules. it’s up there with the pEoPlE aRe GoInG tO gIvE mY kIdS dRuGs At HaLlOwEeN. no, they aren’t. and addicts don’t leave their shit somewhere. and those are both true for the same fucking reason.

I was at like 17, for the record

Prompted by the IT guy who just remoted into my laptop: what amount of tabs would you consider “a lot” to have open?

If the rules didn't let you drink from the water fountain just because of who you are, then you don't get to drink water. I hope y'all are voting for Steyer

Always love to performatively demonstrate that I have fascist friends

www.maptap.gg June 2 100🎯 94🏅 96🔥 97🔥 95🏅 Final score: 962

May no person who touched this ever know peace a single second of their lives.

It’s Pride and I’m less than halfway through the 2026 Queer Film Challenge, shameful tbh

Just watched this little gem on Criterion, I love that service for many reasons, but the documentaries and shorts are definitely up there boxd.it/eC0k97

New rule, if you're a "how is diversity our strength???" dipshit you are not allowed to root for the team whose star player is an agnostic biracial frenchman representing a majority hispanic city bsky.app/profile/eric...

in Texas the Stand Your Ground law still lists "being offered New York salsa" as a justification for lethal self-defense

Happy Pride

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If you do all this stuff against Liberty University it is actually constitutionally protected free speech in my opinion.

Bug: why do you have that on your forehead? Me: I have wrinkles and I don’t like them Bug: you still look really young … well, kinda young

Happy Pride from the NYT

Watching THE WEDDING BANQUET (original, not remake) and remember when cell phones were the size of small cars

This is an excellent starting point if you, like me, are on a mission to read every book KJ Charles has written (and you should be)

Smoked salmon with chili crisp report for @floregonian.com and other interested parties: Delicious! Next time I’ll maybe use half the tin on toast over a soft boiled egg, this was straight up on sourdough and it was lovely.

The rabbit family living in my backyard is doing way more for my mental health than they will ever know

We’re both 5’9”

Brunson is listed at 6’2” and if he’s 6’2” I guess so am I

that vicious “fuck you” dunk after Spurs had already won was so fucking funny lmao

My brother and SIL live in San Antonio and have apparently become Spurs fans, which is hilarious considering my brother

WEMBY

Alex Caruso is so annoying lol

Okay, slightly cheering for the Spurs because I would like to see Brunson and Wemby on the floor at the same time

Amanda you do not need to look at fabric and patterns, you haven’t even touched a sewing machine yet

Flashback for May 30, 2026 25 points 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟥🟩 Play here: www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

Everybody’s free (to wear sunscreen)

Meanwhile, on Instagram they’ve come for Sylvia Plath.

So I should maybe just give up on reading hetero contemporary romance for a while and go back to my project of reading every book KJ Charles has written

The Vampire Lestat has pulled out of performing at the Great American State Fair.

This Dodge Ram ad with Dana fucking White of all people makes me want to hit myself on the head with a hammer

“Remember when Landry killed a guy?” -Adrianne Palicki, unprompted Yes. Yes we do.

I told Bug I was going to take an intro sewing class and his responses were: 1) can you make me a stuffed Pokémon 2) what’s sewing

BREAKING: Crucifictorious has withdrawn from the Freedom 250 Celebration.