Every story about Kash Patel is like "he frequently arrives at work dressed as a Teletubby, likes to huff aerated phenobarbital through an inhaler, and once interrupted a hostage negotiation to ask his aides what 'FBI' stands for. But West Wing insiders now worry he might someday go too far"

F: Abbot M: Shen K: Robby

Oh no another game to add to my rotation

The only reason cats do this is because they can. I'm not even sure they enjoy it. They just want you to know they can do it if they have to

Somehow I managed to be the first journalist Sepideh Moafi spoke to about #ThePitt Season 2 finale. We had a great, in-depth chat about her research for Al-Hashimi’s seizure disorder, which moment ended up on the cutting room floor, and much more:

I am trying very hard to not live tweet the season finale of The Pitt and you all should applaud my restraint

Bug keeps laughing at this headband but I see nothing strange about it

I’ve been here long enough I get three weeks vacation a year, why in the world would I work on my birthday? Find me somewhere with a book and a hot tub.

Genuinely funny that Sonia Sotomayor issued a public apology today for her mild criticism of a conservative colleague on a specific, substantive issue, and then a few hours later Clarence Thomas picked up a mic and was like ALL LIBERALS ARE AMERICA-HATING COWARDS

Phillies position player pitching?

Weird. The same team that's the *only* team without a Pride Night.

Best part of Lord of the Rings trivia so far is the team that called themselves Proudfoots so that when the announcer called out their name they could all simultaneously yell "Proudfeet!"

Well here it is, friends. The *definitive* Catholics Fighting Crime booklist

i’m like 17 months away from this level of not caring about anything anymore

Produced by Mel Brooks!!

www.maptap.gg April 15 97🔥 98🎯 80✨ 92🏆 58😑 Final score: 805

"Someone tried to strangle Sneako", "Clavicular just had a drug overdose", I refuse to believe that understanding any of these headlines is better for me than chain-smoking

Fuck cancer Hug a friend for me today - if you can’t hug them physically, tell them how much you love them

Look, everything is terrible but the Real Housewives of Rhode Island is an unexpected delight in these trying times

Update: the new Cat Sebastian (STAR SHIPPED) is a delight and maybe has busted this slump

for whatever it’s worth I believe him

Kid drove all the way from Texas for this, at THESE gas prices, no less. And to think they say Gen Z are unmotivated.

Very important typo I just made

On episode eight of Love Overboard and only boring people are left, I want more snarky lesbian Gabby Windey and fewer small town cops named Kief

If only it was Pine-Sol @katieaki.bsky.social

Most people won't even stop watching a TV show or listening to a musical artist, like the easiest possible thing. When it comes to confronting someone in real life, especially someone with any kind of power, and then dealing with the aftermath of that confrontation? Sorry to tell ya!

Happy Praying Mantis Appreciation Day, to all who celebrate… CHILD PRAYING MANTIS: Dad, who are we all praying to exactly? DAD PRAYING MANTIS: Depends which religion you belong to CHILD: So not all people follow the same religion? DAD: No, son… we’re in sects

the first printed suit lining i've seen that i like. fabric is from carnet. can obviously be used for suits or sport coats. from my friend RJ, a fellow bespoke fan and cat lover tacky? yes, but no one ever sees the lining and it's cats in tailoring

They can do it and so can we

Shaking the hand of my Bojangles biscuit artist

Went to Lowe’s for a pot and some soil, came out with those and a tomato plant and a hydrangea and some calla lilies

Yes, the Grink was there. I'm getting to that. He was on that island with me. And I wouldn't be alive to tell my story without him.

A rainy day and a snuggly boy

Flashback for April 11, 2026 28 points 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Play here: www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

Man, we have the same conversations every time a major story like this breaks. It’s exhausting. It is SO HARD to publish a story about gendered violence for a whole host of reasons, a main one being that victims (rightly so!) don’t want to talk.

Don’t trust the Santos hater

Hello, I made you a feed of your cats watching the Artemis II splashdown bsky.app/profile/did:...

Better than "framing jobs as more masculine," men shd shed the toxic masculinity harming them in every area of life. The reason they won't take the available jobs is also why they fail in school, suffer from loneliness and high suicide rates, and can't find dates, intimacy, or offline friends. 🧵

on a scale of 1 to 100, my support for democracy and protecting everyone's right to vote is 99. but i admit it used to be 100 before reading some of your tweets

The free speech warriors in the Idaho statehouse passed a law banning pride flags, meant to target flags at Boise’s city hall. So the Boise mayor took down the flags themselves but refashioned the flag *poles* to display rainbow colors idahonews.com/news/local/b...

Back in those days when all the men wore hats

I wish the romance community held more space for thoughtful commentary and criticism on genre trends instead of framing it as an attack on readers and authors, because I would love to talk about the renewed popularity of conservative-coded tropes like cowboys, small town rural settings, etc.

Anyone but Michigan, alas

Hey chat is it good when your supervisor says that you’re frustrated and angry and justified in feeling that way

Why is there not a “shut the fuck up, Sanguinet” gif

Being excited to say the r word is the biggest loser shit imaginable www.nytimes.com/2026/04/08/o...

On Confederate Surrender Day, I give you the Liberator's take on Jefferson Davis: "We believe Jefferson Davis to be the worst man in all history. He was a repudiator and slaveholder. He has been a secessionist, a traitor and rebel....He has sedulously endeavored to subvert our free institutions."

dog people are getting away with entirely too much www.curbed.com/article/dogs...