The article describes it as an ‘infidelity scandal,’ any guesses on how old the girl was when it started? I know, because she sued him for sexual abuse. It’s quite easy to find. That’s their ‘critical eye.’

Can you imagine his face when he gets fired like 👁️ 👄 👁️

When people were asking each other how often they think about the Roman Empire, I think they were maybe forgetting that empire is the main opp in the New Testament

It also uses data centers [dramatic dun dun dunnnn music]

[winces in entity resolution]

My husband brought home an Oculus shortly after returning from a work trip to Canada, which caused some confusion for our 4yos, who now think that VR is Canada. And that Mark Zuckerberg is soon going to shut down Canada.

It’s almost April and still under 40 degrees, and if I find that groundhog I’m going to beat his furry ass

The Starting Line is probably the most Kansas-coded band that is not from Kansas (this thought brought to you by the 25 year old song stuck in my head)

[astronaut on the way to the moon]: what

There was a ramen place across from my apartment in Taipei that sold 'thick and salty' ramen, which was ramen where the broth was as thick as brown gravy. It sounds awful, but my friends and I still talk about it wistfully, 12 years later.

I know this is small in the grand scheme of things, but the US Institute of Peace website is still defaced and unusable. A lot of analysis is only available on archived versions, and it's bumming me out.

Love how they’re abolishing DH right when the epistemology of cause and effect in large-scale representations of linguistic corpora becomes the single most consequential scientific question out there

I must report that I am once again thinking about Carly Rae Jepson's 2015 no-skips masterpiece, Emotion.

Them: I planted over a hundred bulbs today Me: Omg that’s ranunculus

Steamboat Arabia, a fully preserved and fully laden river boat they dug up in a farmer’s field

He’s still out there, we could still get him

I was at a conference where a foreign spy was outed, partly because he claimed to be a VAP at Cambridge and was wearing new Italian leather shoes. I clocked it right away and said nothing, but a mathematician from MI6 just pointed it out in front of everybody

Cool. Cool cool cool.

Works in lots of fields. I wanted to read a law paper about expanding the use of Magnitsky sanctions, and the author both sent it and connected to me on LinkedIn

I love my work, but the downside is that it makes me tell people I meet in real life things like "A Ming restorationist criminal gang is trying to scam your dad by text message," so, like, I don't have a lot of friends.

Zohran Mandani is the Dennis Rodman of Donald Trump

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

You're not my real dad, U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission 😤

Congrats to BART rider and Oakland legend Alysa Liu on winning a gold medal at the Olympics and making the Bay Area proud!

How to build a nested list 1) Start like this A) Then do this Bird: I live here now 2) Make sure to get the bird out Bird: NO

“Which came first the chicken or the egg” eggs, obviously. They evolved way before chickens. Whatever reasonable cutoff you’re using for chickenness there was an egg that led to it. Easy. Next question. What’s a sorites

I like to point out the exact second I would die attempting each Olympic winter sport, and I think for most ski and snowboard events it would be less than 1 second, assuming I wasn’t just roadkill trying to get off the lift

…So I said it sounds like you’re feeding ICE agents to an underage sex trafficking sting and Dan Bovino started crying

“Chicken wings” was right there

You're absolutely right – this actually *isn't* a place of honor. * I thought esteemed deeds were commemorated here, but that was wrong. * The message wasn't about treasure, it was about danger. That's on me. * I won't sugarcoat it – the danger is still present, and now it's in your body.

It’s always two dumb agents talking to each other and going “01000101 01011000 01000001 01000011 01010100 01001100 01011001 00100001 00100001 00100001”

Gregory Bovino, welcome to the Kennedy School of Government.

I think about this painting so often, displayed in the MNAC as part of a collection of art produced under fascism

Oh…no??

I would also add clergy acting courageously and in line with their convictions and faith to this. I actually don’t think it’s helpful to clarify that you think Christianity is stupid and fake. It’s not relevant, and those are real people, not foils for you.

>looking for a new ai company logo >ask the graphic designer if the logo is a butthole or an animal >she doesnt understand >pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is butthole and what is animal >she laughs and says “it’s a good logo sir” >contract for logo >its a butthole

Funniest thing I could possibly have seen when checking the page

oh no perceived

I think one thing we should all be doing in 2026 is finding in-person community, away from digital mediation, because whether you are interacting with manipulative accounts yourself or not, real people are. There is an overwhelming temptation to believe disinformation that you want to be true.

boldly rebuke vice

One common feature of people who do felonies is that they lack the little voice in their head that says, ‘Hey wait, is what we’re about to do here a felony?’ so they generally have no self-consciousness about writing it down.

I’m increasingly of the opinion that Yale Law School should lose its accreditation. It almost happened to the SoM when the accreditation body realized students were learning next to nothing in class and that it was all just networking 👀

This is why being anti-trans is such a recruitment pipeline for the hard right, imo: if you can challenge your place on the gender hierarchy or in binary categorization, maybe all hierarchy and categorization is fake and malleable and needs to be defended and enforced at all levels.

I think about this post probably five times a week now.

Hi, my special interests are historically important jewelry, murder mysteries, and eliminating forced labor from commercial supply chains

This is slightly off-topic, but one charming thing about Twitter from the before times was when you made fun of the Habsburgs one of them would come into your mentions to defend the family’s honor

Ike Turner Overdrive (This only ruins one of them, one is self-ruining)