My favorite local theater is doing a Lost Films of COVID series so I got to see Red Rocket in 35mm tonight and that film is straightforwardly pro-smoking propaganda

PRO TIP: you can bring Nerds Gummy Clusters to a bar and they won't even throw you out

I present, once more, this MASSIVE DUCK, who I will not be posting on Twitter.

MULHOLLAND DRIVE COWBOY: Now... you will see me one more time, if you do good. You will see me... two more times, if you do bad. me: Terrific. first off thanks for this opportunity. definitely going to do good, that is a no brainer for me. regarding a second meeting, not SURE that is necessary

People were super normal about it

Alden Ehrenreich in Hail, Caesar!, share if you agree

Found out one of the other members of my grief group refers to us as her sad gay friends and I'm going to start using that

wife forgot to refill my water dish before going on vacation :-(

Underrated MST3K episode: S9E3 The Pumaman

I don’t mind saying and I think you’ll believe me that the 1984 Oscar for Best Supporting Actress should have gone to, jointly, Lynn Mabry and Ednah Holt for Stop Making Sense.

As an award-winning college journalist I feel I have the authority to say that student newspapers fucking rule

Continuing to play Disney Dreamlight Valley but with one of my thumbs pointed down at all times so everyone knows I don't agree with the parent company's decisions

I'm at this show right now and the play itself is alright but it is truly mind-boggling to be in the same room as this MFer

Being totally normal about this, staunchly committed to my No Stanning Politicians stance while still raising my fist in the air

The Thing (1982, John Carpenter)

The entire team at JABberwocky would like to give a HUGE congratulations to @brandonsanderson.com — over 50 MILLION copies of his books have been sold worldwide! 🎉📚 awfulagent.com/brandon-sand...

I think I bored my therapist today but I did give him the little gift of pointing Garrus' face toward the camera after I put him in my lap, also known as the Naughty Zone (he was being a monster)

WOLF: little pig, little pig, let me come in PIG: not by the hair on my chinny chin chin! WOLF: what PIG: i said go away!! WOLF: no say what you said before PIG: seriously fuck off

Someone could come over and do all the dishes in my sink and I wouldn't even be mad

@barefootjim.bsky.social @dylmdav.bsky.social @sethdmichaels.bsky.social need the big fans to know that Craig thinks Open Door Policy is the best Hold Steady record

Begging a single executive in the C suite of a streaming platform to recognize that the theater experience Means Something

There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys

Josh O’Connor in WAKE UP DEAD MAN, a real “ohhhh I get why this guy is in everything right now” performance 👍

billionaires could do amazing things every week but don't. elon musk could launch 52 sodas a year instead of fake mars bs, but we are never going to get beverast, the first good soda to taste like eggs, the most important can of the day

Just ordered a sympathy bouquet and chocolates from Edible Arrangements and I'm really curious if they'll censor the "Fuck 2025" in my note

every time i see that water tower i remember the animaniacs are trapped in there by david zaslav. Yet every story leaves it out

"We won't go until we get some" implies a dystopian reality in which they have not gone, sometime, somewhere

Pretty hyped to see the Hold Steady four nights in a row and have it not be immediately after my mom's passing

Why it matters

New York made me nicer, I will not elaborate

Every year my Spotify Wrapped is like "Good job dipshit, you're still listening to Jeff Rosenstock way more than any normal human woman would"

If you're enjoying Heated Rivalry, may I recommend a movie about a heated rivalry with homoerotic undertones, starring Al Pacino and Robert De Niro

She just found out about the Mad Men vomit hose thing

Fondly remembering the hot gamer girl who worked at the Gamestop in halifax and kept calling mass effect 'massive effect' until a grown man who kept correcting her got so mad he stormed out of the store in tears. Hope shes thriving

no i'm not doing the heart hands thing i'm miming that i need you to bring me a burger

dying on everest must be so embarrassing. hey look everybody, I'm bad at my hobby

AND MY CAR'S OUT BACK IF YOU'RE READY TO TAKE THAT HUGE WALK

Not to brag but my friends got their kitchen renovated and I'm about to go eat lasagna in it

new knives out is the best of the bunch imo

If they were too cowardly to call it 2topia, they could have gone with Zoo2pia

Yes

November 30th December 1st

Saw the trailer for the Will Arnett-starring, Bradley Cooper-directed movie about a guy going through a divorce and coping via standup comedy yesterday, and I'm still having trouble reacting to it

I don't usually go in on gender essentialism, but I do think that Balatro is a game for boys

Injured in the line of duty (a very cute tabby scratched my thumb when she decided petting time was actually playtime)

Went to see Wake Up, Dead Man and The Running Man today. Hollywood is doing great things in the Movies with "Man" in the Title space

My husband and I have been trying to scare each other with the June Squibb cutout he got me for my bday

Was not prepared for the basenji in the dog show to be named Kissy. I'll be recovering from this one for a while