screaming crying throwing up CLAY

I know I cry over everything but I will say that my Sorry, Baby crying was cathartic in a way movie crying usually isn't, congratulations to everyone involved with this exceptional movie

Did not watch halftime show, am hearing Bad Bunny married all of us to him through the tv? Woke is too much now I fear

OK, but counterpoint: one of the cats at the rescue got taken in off the street during this cold snap and if he lets me I gotta go hug him this morning

Saw The Princess Bride in rep this morning and watched the new Muppet Show special just now, meaning I bookended my Saturday with happy tears and I think that's kind of nice

Last reskeet: fanfiction is for the love of the unhinged, "someone out there is going to feel the way I do about these imaginary guys and damn it, I'm gonna help them in their journey" game

Fanfiction doesn’t exist to be “good” it exists because something went horribly wrong with you while you were watching a tv show and you’re gripped by madness

Drank an alarming amount of Mr. Pibb in reaction to some frustrating news, which has to be one of the sillier ways to react to frustrating news

From @acyn.bsky.social (posted on X) "Reporter: Do any of you have a favorite animal? Child: My favorite one is a gold snake that can move. It has gold eyes, and it has a super-duper tail… Reporter: Mr. Mamdani, the second question for you. Mamdani: Yes. It’s also the golden snake."

The antichrist in the series is named Nicolai Carpathia, that's just the kind of thing you never excuse from your memory

Sorry to all the normies who are only now finding out what Kermit sounds like these days

Talking Heads' "This Must Be the Place (Naive Melody)" if parentheticals count, Carly Rae Jepsen's "Let's Sort the Whole Thing Out" if they don't

Wondering if anyone else here belongs to the Nitehawk Williamsburg Marty Supreme Two Timers Club

The littlest hobo

when your public moment of vulnerability undergoes memetic semantic degradation

I saw a few Polar seasonals at a bodega in Woodside and picked up a couple and I would like to register the opinion that the brown sugar clementine flavor tastes like an affront to God Here's me and my horrible son

It’s so funny that this guy’s entire thing is “Oh are you triggered by what I have to say about marginalized people” but he loses it when someone more well-liked than he will ever be talks about an actual injustice

Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/

I just think being Fozzie Bear's ghostwriter would be so spiritually rewarding

If I Had Legs I'd Have Big Plans to Order an Ice Cream Sandwich During the Second Act of the Film

If I Had Legs I'd Have Big Plans to Order an Ice Cream Sandwich During the Second Act of the Film

This was what got me started on @quorators.bsky.social in the first place and I've been trawling the back catalog ever since, go listen

it's like SUPER cold for North Carolina today but I went to the farmer's market and on the way back I saw people 10+ years my senior, which is saying something, holding up NO ICE protest signs and I said hey fantastic job it's cold and they said "not as cold as in Minneapolis" blessed people

You only do this on purpose, right? Otherwise I'll feel like an insane person

Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her

last night i dreamed i was on a tv show called BOVINATIONS OF BEEF and it seemed to just be about how everyone was mad at me

Spotify has determined the only song I enjoy is Minnie Riperton's "Les Fleurs" and I think the app is actually making a great point this time

Nothing but respect for MY president

Just gazed longingly outside like I'm awaiting my husband's return from war because I know it's too cold out there to run but it looks SO NICE

Shout out to Johnny Sack, a guy who heard that someone might have insulted his wife once and decided to blow up the entire New Jersey/New York mafia over it

Find someone who looks at you the way Gordon Cole looks at Tammy Preston after she accepts the invitation to join the Blue Rose Task Force

Megyn Kelly after hearing Peter Bjorn and John’s “Young Folks” for the one millionth time in 2006

Everything is bad but they're doing a Sopranos exhibit at Moving Image and that's certainly SOMETHING

It's also very easy to email your reps if you're phone shy and/or need to be quiet in your work environment. Flood their answering machines, flood their inboxes, and tell them how insufficient they've been in their messaging!

I'm taller than him

“billboard”

one whole year of spheal posting

normal dog, switzerland, 15th century

I do not romanticize Minnesota, even though I loved living there very much. It has the same problems most places have, and much work to do. But I am incredibly proud of everybody there who is working so hard to come together and take care of each other. It’s quite a thing.

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Lover of the Russian Queen

Let people enjoy Delroy Lindo

the entire timeline has spoken with one voice. and they're saying "Delroy Lindo"