is Cheetos dust the Holy Spirit

Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”

Send in the car!

Clinicians who actually saw the horrors of COVID (and didn’t get infected, because masks fucking work 🤷🏻‍♂️) are pretty pissed at this. Especially the @newyorker.com - I expect better 🤦🏻‍♂️

regime perverts

love the action movie "neck twist" kill move works every time

I blame Toad the Wet Sprocket...for this and everything

has a cop ever actually ever told another cop "it ain't worth it man"

Some of you will believe any horrific allegation about our president merely because it's fully consistent with who he is

and to all a good night www.allrecipes.com/costco-kirkl...

going to win all the $$$

I gave Tadej kudos please clap

one does not simply have a wonderful christmastime

is Face/On a: [ ] Prequel [ ] Sequel

who wants 2 CDs?

the person who wrote 12 days of christmas

imagine not believing this is butter

we all knew what Elf on the Shelf was working towards

I was soooo hoping that the person doing the redacting would be pdf illiterate enough that this would happen. Small mercies.

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

Again, from Michael Grynbaum, here is Sharyn Alfonsi's full email. It must be read:

It’s great that 60 Minutes correspondent Sharyn Alfonsi is coming right out swinging. Not having a second of this bullshit! I think coddled hacks like Bari Weiss have no idea what to do with righteous fury like this except, if anything, somehow play victim. Let’s see!

Please join my professional network in the Epstein files

i really think there is legit political space for running on "we are going to dismantle ICE"

all I want for christmas is the ability to rewind the ads I am forced to watch

...and the moon lights up the bay...

when it comes to swingers, i prefer blue line

what if AC/DC was trying to cover Jingle Bells but realllllly messed up

The future is now!

Officials in Tennessee aren't just banning books, they're now demanding information on who checked out contested (largely LGBTQ+) books, including names, addresses, and "household composition." A librarian who was given the directive has come forward asking for whistleblower protections.

"The drink tasted like a Cosmo someone had strained through a French Vanilla Yankee Candle." "Wealth has always been about signifiers, but no one said they had to be this lazy." defector.com/two-nights-p...

Commissioning a custom version of this card that's exactly the same except it says Alan Dershowitz on the knob of the bat instead of Fuck Face.

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go. ...if I die, I die.

Finally, luxury is attainable for us all. I need to buy some Andes Mints.

The Epstein file is the only thing Trump has ever taken his name off of

Things are going great over at X, The Everything App

Absolutely LEAPING onto TikTok now that it’s owned by Larry Ellison, someone who has my best interests in mind

Just want to point out how funny/sad it is that the same people who will refuse to refer to a trans woman as "she" have no problem calling ChatGPT "she."

Here is a link to Golden Years Dog Sanctuary rescue. Scroll down on the available dogs page. 💖 goldenyearsdogsanctuary.com/available-dogs

Please help us find a home for this angel! She is the sweetest and very loving 🐕♥️🐕♥️🐕♥️

99% sure that the Egg Nog came before the Chicken Nog

Unbelievable. This would be a terrible blow to American science, writ large. It would decimate not only climate research, but also the kind of weather, wildfire, and disaster research that has underpinned half a century of progress in prediction, early warning, and increased resilience.

Reminder that if anyone is setting you up online to do some crime, THAT PERSON IS A COP. ALWAYS. WITHOUT FAIL.

Primary them all and block anybody who comes with the “at this crucial juncture the most important thing is that we win.” if they believed that they wouldn’t do this and with friends like them nobody needs enemies

a wealth tax is a winning issue.

Ooh baby heaven is a place on earth spoiler alert it is roast chicken and mashed potatoes

never watched Mad Men...embarking S1E1 now