The hot drinks are slowly going away 😭😭😭

ME: oh a little Zohran video for St Patrick's Day, probably just celebrating Irish culture, maybe a few green beer jokes ZOHRAN (2 minutes in): ...and that's why King Leopold I of Belgium is a big wet bitch. Furthermore...

Man look at this photo of Toshiro Mifune this is out of control

Why Do Some People Still Wear Masks In 2026 And On A Completely Unrelated Note Why Is Everyone In The Office Sick Right Now Apart From The Guy In The Mask?

Every episode of Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex: [Motoko enters the room] Shut up, threes. A 10 is talking.

I'm listening to the audiobook of "Kill Your Darlings" (Steven Weber just absolutely nails it, btw) and the backwards structure delivers two absolute gut punches in the final stretch - one, literally in the last two minutes.

What do we think is in this (small, taped up paper bag) my mother included in the items she sent ahead for me? It jingles, but just a little. There is something squeezable but doesn't squeak. The tape says TOY on it but may or may not be a clue.

"LLMs simply don't make mistakes like the ones you see here in this passage from Blood Meridian by Cormac McCarthy" is jokerizing

Psst. Hey you. There's free stuff in my ko-fi library for you to use in your projects - even commercial ones. Don't tell anyone I told you 🤫 ko-fi.com/alderdoodle/...

hell even the hot Shakespearian gargoyles were telling you to read:

What *about* women?

I love this and the bitchiness but, also, "The Great Mouse Detective" /is/ actually a better title. Maybe especially because of that lol

not even i

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

One of the things I like least in life is sitting around while a group of other people are very busy. Just give me some work to do! Let me help! (It is graduation today and I have to be here but I have no job to do)

Most of my immediate family.

Me (a White person): [speaks or understands a little Japanese] Japanese Person: [in Japanese] WOAH, SO GOOD. Me: [in Japanese] No, no, I'm bad at it actually. Japanese Person: [in Japanese] No, you're good at it! Japanese Person: [speaks more Japanese] Me: ..... [in Japanese] I don't understand

電車あばさん update: I told her her coat was stylish/lovely as we were walking into the station (she replied something to the effect of "not bad for a grandma!"), she gave me a boiled egg before we got on the train XD

Boss: And who should be the face of this sexy new network for teens? Me, first time I've spoken all meeting:

Portland, OR folks: anyone know of a local jeweler who makes charms for charm bracelets? My MIL wants to start collecting charms for my daughter and asked if I knew of a local source and I have no clue. (James Avery was the place when I was a kid in Texas and this was a thing.) #pdx #shoplocal

Put on a Creepy Nuts playlist and absolutely burned through (simple) grading.

Don't worry, guys, it was smaller than a cat but I still probably wouldn't like it biting my ankles

I propose to make universal the old policy of the Blackfriars conference at the American Shakespeare Center: If you do not end your paper on time, you will be forced to exit, pursued by a bear. Literally, a bear will come take your paper from you.

it's aromantic awareness week 🫵 BE AWARE 🫵

4. Dressing up

I miss cheese

valentine's day isn't just for couples, it's also a day to celebrate love. for instance, i would love it if housing prices came down.

can you imagine how disappointed you’d be if you knew nothing about this book and only picked it up for this particular cover

Also: Some dinosaurs appear to have had quills. like porcupines or something. So all you paleoartists out there, new skin unlocked. www.naturalsciences.be/en/science/n...

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You know what never gets any easier? Contacting someone you've just met to ask if they want to hang out. Absolute terror, every time.

The Ankh-Fourpork Pizza (pulled pork, chorizo, pepperoni, and bacon) 🍕🍽️🍜

If I win the lottery there will be signs

Don’t worry guys, everything is very cool and normal at the Wegman’s parking lot!

normalize showing up unannounced at your friends' place for breakfast on a normal weekday morning like in sitcoms

I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.

I want to see it *so badly* *weeps in English Subtitles Unavailable*

love that early american colonial vinyl siding

Perhaps you need a bright orange calendula today? 🌱

When I was a kid my parents were redoing the carpets (necessary) and they took me to the carpet remnants place to pick one out for my bedroom. I found one from a movie theater. Images of popcorn and film strips atop on an 80s kaleidoscope. I was not allowed to get it. One day though. One day.

YOU ARE A REGULAR GUY

Love Through a Prism 👀

Happy large boulder the size of a small boulder day to all who celebrate! 🎉

I've been tapering off sertraline the last couple of months. 100->75->50->25 pieces of cake. 0 is a BITCH, though. Mostly sleep impacts (and my guts). Blrerg