That disgusting bitch is eating better than me, sleeping better than me, receives free health care that I do not, and routinely plays with a God damned puppy. If Maxwell gets out of prison, I should get her cell.

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My favorite part of this is how quickly Russo goes from "I just want to give back to wrestling in any way I can" to "DID I JUST WATCH TWO EPISODES OF RAW FOR NOTHING?!"

man this gif is going to get so much use

Epstein is like the evil Forrest Gump, somehow present and responsible for every terrible thing of the last twenty years.

It'd be cute if his mom were the one directing his PSAs. I wonder if she is because they're really good.

Toni Storm calling for a “hair vs hair” apuestas match has the delicious twist of Toni being unhinged either Yuta is gonna go even more Young Boy status with a buzzed head and plain black trunks for the foreseeable future or we’re gonna get a deranged onslaught of merkin-based comedy

You walk into this bar and show your ICE mugshot, you don't pay a dime.

…he’s also correct. there’s a middle ground between mailing lists and going full on prepper-status.

do not sign up for these things. any data will be tracked. I’m not saying “don’t go”, I’m just saying a little opsec these days is pretty important.

motherFUCKER this is 20 years too late! screenrant.com/neon-genesis...

Now I want to know which CNN reporter or producer doesn't know the word "sycophant."

WoW patches are always a bit messy but my special little matching and curated outfit somehow got deleted?! absolute CLOWN SHOES MESS right now. guess I’ll just sit here and pout.

greatest steam update of all time, because of one unnecessary detail

something something “dril gift of prophecy” etc

Fuck Bari Weiss, fuck bootlicking regime propaganda

second best announcement of the day first being Pete Carrol getting binned lmaooo

me 🥰

@tinalope.bsky.social oop

AI is pretty much a mansplainer you can’t escape from.

absolutely wild move by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov to allow comments on the dropbox folder with the epstein photos

the first good poem written by AI

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

🚨NEW DOC ALERT🕹️ The Making of Disco Elysium - Part One: Foundations www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH6m... After over 18 months of research, interviews & editing our Disco Elysium series is here. In this first episode we focus on the cultural and personal foundations of the world of Elysium.

Once again my putrid Las Vegas Raiders have chosen to roll around in their filth

I’m fuckin’ wheezing exceptional work wonder if anyone on the team has actually seen Evangelion or if the A/V Club has a vendetta and are assuming they won’t get their asses kicked if the players DO watch after this this honestly raises so many questions but the production value is A+

HELLO IS THIS THE TRUCK NUTS COMPANY I HAVE AN INCREDIBLE BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU

don’t normally do the “YouTuber Reacts” videos but I’m watching a turbo-babe doctor follow along with “The Pitt” a scene pops where a doc is trying to rock a piss and someone interrupts them due to an emergency; YouTube Man Dr. Mike said “this makes me miss the ER” Doctors AND wrestlers = SICKOS

let Skye set herself on fire, Coward Tony don’t just let dreams be dreams she’s a goddamn sicko give her everything she wants let all of them go fully ripshit to their heart’s content

yeah but does he have a spokesman deal with Honey Bucket like Big Dumper? no? so who’s the REAL winner here? pffffffffft

bus is almost completely full of people in Thorns or Riveters gear hell yes

how the hell did these hackers get in? they must be good...

someone posted that Yuta’s beard is “nasty business” and it will stick with me forever

it was never even a question in my mind that David Byrne would be on the right side of this shit

oh my god, The Tweet is exactly ten years old tonight

post-Chauncey era going great

those dorks in DC aren’t havin’ any luck fucking with Portland so they thought they’d hit the city where it hurts… but none of us care about or really even *like* Chauncey, so… lol lmao they IMPROVED the Blazers one game into the season LET’S GOOOOOO

Oh no, they are gonna think Hangman is leader of Antifa

CURRY MATCH

just gonna keep this alert on my phone for a hot minute

once again I am asking Will Prestige to lower the goddamn house lights