Again, turkeys are 70-80% off from today onwards and last a year in the freezer. If you’ve got a chest freezer in the garage that’s good soup, stew, and smoker meat for the whole winter for a really good price.

If you give Jonathan Bailey a leaf stone, he evolves into Ryan Reynolds.

Fox News be like “Gender is binary but predatory behavior against children runs on a SPECTRUM.”

Young conservative Asian men in the USA are proof that you can truly be anything in this country; even f*cking stupid.

Me refusing to respond to an urgent work email on a Sunday.

With all due respect to Jonathan Bailey eating a popsicle, the Padma Lakshmi/Mellissa King duo — whatever that may be — is hands down the hottest moment of 2025.

If your Asian parents start comparing you to Mamdani remember to counterpoint with the fact that he was allowed to persue a liberal arts degree in Africana Studies and was a musician before stepping foot into politics.

Florida is a state that answers the question: can a country get appendicitis?

Mamdani is now going to implement Shakira Law. A blanket ban on lying for all hips is now in place, wherever and whenever.

Mary Sheffield isn’t just the first Black woman to be Detroit’s mayor. She’s also the youngest Black woman to be the mayor of a major US city (being a city with a population of 250k or more).

I hope he’s in the White House just prolapsing with rage while watching the news.

I said brrrr… it’s woke in here

Some great news to wake up to across the board. Coming into the holidays with just a little bit of hope.

Lately, I think a new greenish flag of mine for electing a state official has been the fact that they are ineligible to run for president. I want a politician who is here to do the task at hand without worrying about how their actions can affect a run for the presidency later on.

If the leader of your church is wealthy, you do not go to a Christian church. You go to a capitalist church that performs Christinan drag.

Americans will never truly embrace any kind of substantial societal betterment until we stop thinking of poverty as a punishment that was earned. This “deservedness” is the seed of morality that grows in a capitalist mindset and that permeates everything from education to politics to worship.

I hate gay Halloween because what do you mean you’re In Need of Six Eggs?

Making Campfire Oatmeal with Acorn Squash youtube.com/shorts/P37Gt...

Damn. There’s so much going on in the US right now and I have to wait till I’m already back inside to talk about it 😭. I don’t want to get stopped at the border for being too sassy.

Coming to China for the first time since before the pandemic I’m taken aback by a general optimism in the air. Like a feeling that things will be okay and that life and the small things can still be fully enjoyed and appreciated without a mental caveat or reality check.

Minorities manage to hold onto their cultures even when they are the smallest group in a country. If your culture is under threat because you’re not *majority enough* then your culture wasn’t that rich to begin with.

Has anyone seen my emotional support cocaine?

I need a drink but I’m waiting till I’m on the plane and in the air so I can get two drinks worth of drunk for 1 drinks worth of calories. Follow me for more health and wellness advice.

Conservatives blaming trans people (who want nothing to do with them) for how horny they make them

50° to 60° is the sluttiest temperature range for men because there is absolutely no reason for a shorts and sweater combo besides unfettered hoeism.

Turns out your assumptions about what republican group chats are like is correct www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

This administration is going to be the death of me and right before it’s over I’m going to find out that f*cking snail was somehow behind all of it.

The first real sign of fall for me is when you switch from bottle lotion to tub lotion.

A classic.

Every now and then I think about how the world is the way it is because a handful of our billionaires desperately want to be cool.

Earlier this year, Dr. Jane Goodall sat down for an interview for Brad Falchuk’s new Netflix series, Famous Last Words. The premise of the series is to interview people on the condition that the interview not air until the subject has passed away.

Pete Hegseth saw a Bel Ami video and was like “That’s what I want for the United States Military.”

Chef @jonkung.bsky.social dropped a bowl of miso-corn noodle heaven that wrecked my taste buds… and then wrecked the kitchen. 🌽🍜 Holy shit Chef, spectacular broth AND spectacular dishwashing chaos. Worth every slurp, and worth every scrub. 👏🔥

"Cringe culture was much more nefarious than we thought. It had people afraid of showing that they care, and that does not translate into any kind of action. But it’s OK to care. We have to try to make that cool." - Chef Jon Kung, Detroit-based chef, content creator, and cookbook author

NO KINGS* *exceptions include:

Ted Cruz has done a lot of terrible things but nothing more terrible than make me listen to Tucker Carlson and realize that I’ve been nodding in agreement for like a full three minutes.

Just a PSA that I am NOT on Red Note. I’m not selling my book or meals or meet and greets or anything on red note. We’ve reached out to them with no response to get the account taken down and apparently it’s got nearly 30k followers.

I did a video on plastic free alternatives for some of your most used kitchenwares and disposables youtu.be/SMcnWHDt8Ik

Shota Omakase is a gorgeous little spot in Williamsburg. I stumbled on the place last year on charismas day and asked if I could interview the chef someday. He said yes!

I admit I do watch my own videos over and over but only when my dogs are in them.

Shots from my camping trip last week

#teslatakedown I made some protest art.

That time I made dumplings with Governor Gretchen Whitmer for lunar new year. youtube.com/shorts/6RKVH...

Welcome to “Throw That Sh*t In There” the cooking show that understand that you’re tired and maybe a little depressed and want to go back to lying down as soon as possible. youtube.com/shorts/vvrWT...

Eating 200g Protein Without Meat? I Tried It for a Day | JON KUNG youtu.be/g4S_BwrpDT8

The last line. The last f'ing line. @jonkung.bsky.social youtube.com/shorts/zanam...

Gay people: the judgment-free period on freaking out and bleaching your hair has been extended to November 7, 2028 or the end of the world, whichever comes first.

Abandoned thoughts of doom for a few hours today and focused my energy and hope into a new batch of Chef @jonkung.bsky.social’s fragrant chili oil. Loads of Sichuan peppercorns but also used Aleppo chili flakes. So much mala goodness just in time for Lunar New Year!

Just last week Sam Altman and Marc Andreesen were saying us poors would have to accept new levels of poverty in order to reorganize society around AI instead a single Chinese developer wiped out $1 trillion of hype overnight by releasing the free Flappy Bird version lol