I was looking forward to grabbing one for my living room. But at $1650 CAD, I just can't justify it. Actually had a decent spot in the queue for once. Cancelling. Sigh

Am I the only one that gets a streamer advertising their schedule about every third post when in the discover tab? Or is it because I look at too much p.. pictures of cats?

Trump was a cognitive test. America failed.

Secret Service Tackles Blood Clot That Jumped White House Fence

“Bust a Move” turns 37 today — a milestone in crossover rap. People called rap “music that you slam your door to after you argue with your parents,” said Young MC. “My record wasn't necessarily rebellious, but it was clever enough to grab in a decent segment of people who didn’t listen to rap.”

Stephen, now that your contract with CBS is officially over, we wanted to personally send you this letter about why we think you should partner with the MeidasTouch Network.

I have two last wishes: 1: I want my remains scattered around Disneyland 2: I don’t want to be cremated THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

I'm being told this is authentic - it's by the people behind this DDOS attack on @bsky.app

k*ll the headlights and put it in neutral

The best time to save your game is immediately after saving your game, just to be sure.

Now is the time of year where we’re shown everyone who died in the past year. Only three more days to make the list!

I JUST discovered the AMC series: 'Kevin Can F**k himself', the other day. It's really good. Trippy take on the multi-cam sitcom. First episode just turns on you pretty quick. Now to binge the rest of season one.

Listening to November Rain, while theres Freezing Rain falling outside. Free skating!

repost this if you can’t wait to go home and lay down

What if everyone masturbating disappeared at once? Call that a fapture

Silly shit. Stupid shit. Because I'm praying for rain And I'm praying for tidal waves I want to see the ground give way I want to watch it all go down Mom, please flush it all away I want to see it go right in and down I want to watch it go right in Watch you flush it all away Learn to swim.

Logging in to a notification with a big highlighted Jerry post is not the way I envisioned my day starting.

I really dislike sounding like one of those conspiracy morons, but does this not seem all quite convenient, and timely? Btw: (Murder is wrong, even if it's against hateful twats)

People in my city that take the bus, but bathe in cheap perfume have a special place in hell waiting for them.

I just saw a huge flock of seagulls on my way to work. Man… I ran.

WU-TANG FOREVER 👐🏽

Very striking how every right-wing conspiracy freakout was just a prophecy of what they planned on eventually doing - whether it was Jade Helm or FEMA camps, the moment they had the opportunity to make these imaginary monstrosities they came up with come to life, they did

Speaking of Jaws day...

Welp. Making mashed potatoes, so that I can glutton the fuck out. Mmmm, Moist

One day you’re young and the next thing you know you’re setting your phone font size to “billboard”.

10ish (12) ago.

also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think *anybody* could predict for where this ad goes

@georgetakei.bsky.social what's happened to your FB page? I somehow found myself on FB (I know, lol). And it's just all over the place now. I mean whatever I follow you here and you're awesome. Was just curious.

Check your kids’ devices to make sure they’re not in a Signal chat with Pete Hegseth. Talk to them about the dangers of sharing national security secrets online.

The problem with most machine-based random number generators is that they’re not TRULY random, so if you need genuine randomness it is sometimes necessary to link your code to an external random process like a physical noise source or the current rate of US tariffs on a given country.

the Dunkin’ logo has never felt more accurate

correct you if you’re wrong?? bitch this is the internet i’ll correct you even if youre right

they should invent transcripts for audiobooks

I've been around since AoL(puntz 4 DayZ), dial-up connections, BBS messages, etc. And one rule has always stuck with me: "Don't Feed The Trolls".

(π) ∨ cream (π)

Living through troubled times has shown me one thing about my petty disagreements and that’s that I was right, fuck you

I’m giving up for Lent.

(2025) What’s the difference between measles and plane travel? Measles can stay in the air for 2 hours.