“Right in front of my boiled lettuce?”

Please blow up the public comment (included below): BREAKING NEWS (7/15) — The administration wants to destroy Chaco Canyon without consulting Tribal Nations. It’s an irreplaceable historic & cultural site with 4,700 archeological sites that could be lost to the bulldozers of oil & gas development

There’s poop on the lettuce. There’s worms in the beef. There’s glass in the bread. What kind of Upton Sinclair timeline is this

Burn them, burn them all. Also burn those who use ö, æ, ð and þ for aesthetic purposes 🔥🔥🔥

That France v England 3rd place playoff is just gonna be both teams sitting on the grass and sharing a smoke.

Something cool about Yoongi is that he’s really harnessed neurodivergence into a place where he just goes out and does whatever he is currently obsessed with without embarrassment or restraint for as long as he wants and then moves on to a new experience at will. Aspirational for us all

Need something green that won’t give you parasites and explosive diarrhea?

the World Cup final will be between two teams that Cape Verde played even through 90 minutes

¡Vámanos, España!

Spain, our lonely eyes look to you to beat Argentina. Vamos.

what’s the Odyssey about? I’m so glad you asked

What the actual fuck? Look, I'm sorry to keep saying this, but the president is clearly a dementia-ravaged necrotic husk of a man whose addled rants bear no actual resemblance to reality and I, for one, think that is concerning.

I've just seen about 40 kids sneak into watch 'The Odyssey' without paying by hiding in a giant wooden coat.

congraulations to Argentina for somehow being such a despiacble team of unlikeables and xenophobes that they suceeded in getting Indians rooting for an English football team today

Thierry Henry with the shout out to Cabo Verde, the only team that didn’t lose to Spain

infected lettuce entering my body to cause explosive diarrhea

¡EL TIC TAC BOM!

I’m rooting for Spain and I do not think that was a foul.

This dog is the head of the HOA.

The juxtaposition of the story about Mick Jagger being 80 and posts about elder care homes playing songs from WWII because that’s the common assumption about how old the patients living there are is breaking my brain today.

Elected dems be like, "I worked with prolific serial killer Samuel Little and while we disagreed on many things, including his murder of 93 women, behind the scenes, he was charming and personable. He will be missed."

We have reached such a level of freedom in America that the government no longer knows which companies are selling food that makes people shit themselves to death.

Nothing better than hitting peak too hot to turn the stove on weather and now salads might kill you.

I just tripped in the street and FIFA awarded a penalty to Argentina

pausa de hidratación

Not sure what to do with myself now that my emotional support World Cup team is eliminated.

Pretty classy message by the Norwegian Embassy. #WorldCup

Takk Norway! You played an incredible World Cup, your fans were brilliant, and Haaland 🥰. Safe travels rowing back across the Atlantic! 🚣‍♂️🇳🇴

Is Harry Kane standard cockney slang for complain?

Hard not to root for this guy! He's fun to watch, has a great sense of humor and the fans love him. I'm a fan also. Let's go Erling Braut Haaland & Norway! 🇳🇴

Playing in my head now. Time to pillage! youtu.be/k7fsPjLeHrI?...

Choose Norway. Choose Haaland. Choose Ødegaard. Choose Viking spirit. Choose salmon. Choose fjords. Choose the northern lights. Choose red, white and blue. Choose anyone but England. Choose staying up until full time. Choose celebrating every Norwegian goal like Scotland scored it.

Oh, that anniversary's today, right?

We‘re one executive order away from a chocolate fountain.

Five living writers, each of whom has written at least 5 books I’ve read: Kate Atkinson Linwood Barclay Belinda Bauer Lou Berney Elly Griffiths

After a months-long occupation, Minnesota is still recovering from a retribution campaign waged by the federal government. Now, Minnesota stands with Houston in demanding accountability for the fatal shooting of Lorenzo Salgado Araujo. This bloodshed cannot be normalized.

A diarrhea parasite outbreak is what happens when you put a diarrhea parasite in charge of the Dept of Health and Human Services.

Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist. Well, of course. He has empathy even for the lesser pandas of this world, of which I am one.

I was born an American but I’m not a practicing one. Like, I know all songs and whatever but I just don’t identify as one.

tax the rich but also make each of them walk down a runway where they get an extra tax if i think their outfit is ugly

*angrily, bitterly*: "you can't even be a rapist anymore, because of woke"

Yoongi ending ment: " I got here a day earlier than the other members and went to a Metallica concert. Turns out it was their 45th year? Since we're only in our 13th year, that means we still have 32 years ahead of us. You'll keep watching us until then, right?" he said we in this shit for life!!!

The IOC is not giving up the title of world’s most corrupt sporting organization to FIFA without a fight

Pausa de Humiliacion

you and me both, buddy

The definition of a true fan: You’d rather see your team lose fairly than win unfairly.

If you are new to soccer/futbol fandom, congratulations on your timing. Games don't get much better than that. And we've got so much left. Spain-Portugal is a rivalry. Morocco has a few hundred years of reasons to want to beat France. It has been 1,233 years since the Vikings sacked Lindesfarne.

Our food is still better and nothing can ever take that away.