We just did a 2.2 mile walk to and from the ballot drop box to exercise our legs and our right to vote.

This is the most traumatizing thing I have ever seen on the internet.

Seeing this Gmail preview got me way too excited. Turns out it’s just same shit, different day.

That video of Emily Swallow and Tem Morrison is delightful. They’re delightful. Please bring the delight back, Star Wars. Ming-Na too! And hell, renew The Acolyte and make more Skeleton Crew while I’m out here asking for stuff. It’s my birthday in three days. Make it happen, Trapper.

Restaurants need to stop with the QR code menus. I came here for a meal, not to day trade crypto.

Me finding out BigHit is releasing #ComeOver on all platforms June 12 as our #Festa song. #BTS 💜

BAN PRIVATE PRISONS. And stop calling them detention centers.

#Poetry #Painting #Summer It is morning, and again I am the lucky person to be in it Mary Oliver 🎨 Kaoru Yamada

#Nature #ART by Anna & the Willow. The Huntress of Skipton Castle Woods #SkiptonCastle in #NorthYorkshire, #England.

Vermeer’s Girl With The Pearl Earring will be shown in Osaka, later this year, and the press conference was as Japanese as you’d expect #Vermeer

Me at the Calistoga mud spa

Pin-tailed whydah male, hanging out in our Glendale yard, caught with iphone camera. #birdwatching #birdsky

You. Stop. Take a deep breath. Focus your eyes on something distant. Get a glass of water. Stretch. Get a large cake shaped like Tokyo complete with candy people and pretend you are Godzilla and smash the fuck out of it. Have a cup of tea.

I am so proud of the seven members of BTS. I'm so proud to be their fan and supporter! 🫶🏾

This shit looks like Lex Luthor is president and he is building a portal to trap Superman in an alternate dimension.

Jimin’s post on Weverse. 💜😭

It’s really frightening.

Worst crossover ever: The Killing Field of Dreams

So I can’t believe that not only am I not in Vegas for BTS but also Namjoon and Hobi were eating ice cream in the hotel where we always stay and where I have eaten a lot of ice cream. Waaah! 💜🍦

Hate when they ask “oh Kuya what’s the occasion,” like maybe the occasion is I was hungry and just wanted 50 lumpia and 20 turon to have in the house

We are very far off the cliff, folks. @CBS should be avoided entirely. Shame on them.

Everybody thinks when he's rich he'll be a different kind of rich person from the rich people he sees around him; later on he finds out there's only one kind of rich person, and he's it. —Thornton Wilder, The Matchmaker

Introduce yourself with 10 bands/musicians you’ve seen live The Beatles The Four Tops (original) Ike & Tina Turner Laura Nyro The Byrds James Taylor B-52s Johnny Mathis (w Erroll Garner) Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young BTS

St Cuthbert and what is probably intended as St Denis compare heads, two of the panels on the 16th Century pulpitum in Hexham Abbey for #Woodensday and #WallPaintingsWednesday.

BTS was great. But wow the fans. I remember back in the early 90s feeling so safe and connected to the Phish scene. Like every show was a love fest of like-minded people. That's what BTS is now. Except everyone is sober, so no one pushes, shoves, talks during the show, spills shit on you.

Not me being the Well actually ARMY, but the race #Yoongi ran in SF (and ran splendidly!) was not a marathon. It was a famous 12K (abt 7.5 miles) run called the Bay to Breakers that draws crowds of wildly costumed runners. It was an amazing feat (on a show day!) but a marathon would’ve been insane.

The Fourteenth Amendment, written in the blood of the Civil War, says in Section 4 that this is blatantly illegal: “[N]either the United States nor any State shall assume or pay any debt or obligation incurred in aid of insurrection or rebellion against the United States.”

Bluesky glitched me out and I couldn’t log back in for a couple of hours and when I did it was in light mode and I was blinded.

GIVEAWAY! Dead Weight is coming out next week and to celebrate I'm giving away two copies that have been personally bitten by Uggi and will be personally signed by me and shipped to the winners wherever they live! To enter just like and share this post and I'll select the winners on May 26th!

One of my biggest obstacles is that I only like salads when they’re made by other people and cost $16.

Dear BigHit, please put Come Over out as a single. We will take that track to number one on every chart. Bonus points if there is an acoustic version.

QRP with the doctor you'd trust leading the hantavirus response instead of RFK Jr.

“This is a movie. Everything about it is so big and movie-like. We’ve taken these characters and this story and scaled them up to be of a size suitable for projection in a large auditorium people pay to sit in. Movie.”

The Impact on All Life Will Be Catastrophic….

I’d be red-faced if I didn’t catch that.

happy mothers day to our goats!!! mother aniseya and mother koril u will always be iconic #RenewTheAcolyte

Fashion tip of the day: To deal with clothes moths, fill your wardrobe with thousands of tiny spiders, the moth's natural predator. To deal with the spiders, fill your wardrobe with scorpions. To deal with the scorpions, fill your closet with RFK Jr. This way, you avoid harmful chemicals.

Either #Bluesky *does* have an algorithm of sorts — whatever passes by your eyes most frequently you will get lots more of — or something is wiping out pets on a much higher-than-random frequency. Not OK.

A Mexican newspaper published photos of ARMY who turned Yoongi and JK into Mexican national heroes: Vicente Sugarrero and Benito Kookarez💜💜

Best film adaptation of The Odyssey, wrong answers only.

If you’re reading this, drop a pic of the member that caught your attention first. My son sent me the Daechwita mv and said You might like this. (He was right.) A couple of months later I caught up with the rest, but AgustD is imprinted. 💜

The real person behind this fake account.

My 8yo asked if I would post something to Bluesky for her, then grabbed a piece of paper and made this So here is your advice for the day:

Ohhhh Min Yoongi is that your fingertip in the frame oh honey I love you never change

Jimin’s Instagram story:

Be happy with me.

Top 15 shows ever, instincts only (this was tough) The Twilight Zone (original) China Beach I Love Lucy Columbo ER Buffy the Vampire Slayer Battlestar Galactica (2004) The West Wing Pushing Daisies Goblin (Guardian: The Lonely and Great God) 30 Rock The Pitt Andor Firefly The Simpsons St. Elsewhere

A lot of Star Wars fans come up to me and ask me to say "Luke, I am your father." And I'll remind them that the quote is actually, "No, I am your father." Then I use the force to choke them within an inch of their life while they weep and beg for forgiveness. - James Earl Jones

That’s a sex club Todd, you’re going to the buffet at a sex club. That is not economical and also do you REALLY think the other people wash their hands?