Absolutely dying at the Air Lorraine Motel 7s

I'd wager this is the angriest statement ever issued by the Nobel Peace Prize people...

thinking about the pope pacing back and forth in his apartment at 3:30 am yelling at the tv

ICE ended up returning the man, Saly, after realizing he’s a fucking US citizen with no criminal record, per his sister-in-law. These fucking animals.

Listen, warm horchata is a commitment.

Release the Epstein files so we can stop deluding ourselves they’ll make a damn bit of difference.

Jimin’s Baby Chick chicktail 🐣😍 #BTS

Joon’s obligatory STOP ME BEFORE I SPOIL! #BTS

Oh like Tae doesn’t eat in *every* outfit … #BTS

Jesus. www.startribune.com/ice-raids-mi...

Not giving in to doomerism today, but certainly heavily into a “How in God’s name did we get to this point?” mood.

To celebrate BTS’ 5th Album, ARIRANG, here’s the Bangtan Bomb of them rehearsing and performing this most emotional of Korean songs. (Could there be a better title for this album and tour than this folk song of climbing the mountain of struggle toward hope, together?) youtu.be/FIboLdbZMEA?...

Oh, Weverse, those servers were cranking waaaay too hard this morning. 😂💜😂💜😂💜

It says something — about me, or the world, or me and the world — that slime mold photos are my new favorite things to look at.

The animating force at the heart of US conservatism currently is incandescent rage at the mere idea of women's autonomy and independence. An image of a smiling woman who looks insufficiently deferential for their tastes riles them up enough to tear up the social contract.

I am not going to do anything but watch this for the rest of my existence.

White supremacist talking points. No dog whistles.

Baby Armys, or anyone who has not attended a concert recently, please be aware that as soon as the dates drop for the BTS tour tomorrow, third-party retail sites WILL start trying to sell you "seats" immediately. THESE ARE NOT ACTUAL SEATS. Please read up on "speculative seating" and be safe! 💜

Today alone I saw. -CDC drops flu shot advisory for kids -EPA now only considers biz costs, not lives saved, in calculating environmental regs -HLS advertises joining ICE as father-son bonding -ICE asking neighbors to out immigrants -Noem quotes Nazi retaliation policy: “one of ours, all of yours” 😡

This 🧵 is everything.

KO'ing everyone's 401k the week they started bragging about murdering citizens in the street on camera is the behavior of people who are on actual drugs. Not metaphorically, it's the behavior of people with underlying mental illness on uppers and steroids who are starting to feel cornered.

Today in Oh Hell No

Drop someone ANGRY

Yeah, let’s stop considering the opinions of actual experts in their fields and just present the news from the perspective of random morons. Honestly, pretty emblematic of modern America, sadly. @radiofreetom.bsky.social may be prophetic.

Happy New Year! We're another year closer to getting our boy back! 🦋 #TheHuntForBenSolo

I just want to fly back and forth to Manila watching this!

Perfect! I’m doing it right now!

Downstairs neighbors are blasting Israel Kamakawiwo’ole’s Somewhere Over the Rainbow at 1 am. Not all that horrible a start to the year. 🌈

Just making sure that 2025 is definitely over

BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins

MAMAMOO is reuniting for a full album in 2026 and a tour! 🥹🥹🥹

Returning to us as he promised two years earlier, relaxed and happy #Yoongi demonstrates his favorite PURRcussion instrument, Tang. The cat came back with cat, and we’re all weepy and joyful. 💜🐱🐈‍⬛

How I’m walking out of 2025

“How will you enter 2026?”

December 25th. The day the Fellowship departs Rivendell to destroy the One Ring. Whatever you celebrate, may you have the courage to take the first steps to defy and endure against the dark, and rekindle light into the world.

Your Christmas elf SUGA PLUM is here to make your day merry and bright. #BTS #Yoongi 💜🫰🫶🎄

Making moms drop their champagne for 12 years.

My son wins the internet.

I have to come back to this.. this is the most tragically hilarious thing.. I've been giggling about it on & off all day.. I just can see it acted out in my head so vividly..

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, is done hidin’, now he’s shinin’ like he’s born to be, oh, his time, no fears, no lies, that’s what he’s born to be

We will be open 11-5 today for anyone who just now realized a murder mystery could make the perfect gift

It never ends, does it, @sarahweinman.com 😡?

Oh man I should buy one then.

60 Minutes, dead at 57. The murder weapon was Bari Weiss.

Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:

The Ghost Story, Alfred Bestall, 1930 #Christmasghoststories

This is blasphemy of the worst kind.

Three years and one month from today, I’m going to grab a pickax and pull those letters off that building, but I’m going to need help holding the ladder. Are you in? Applying for my carpenter’s card today, so it’ll be a union job!!!