Happy Pride Month!!

Found one of my favorites.

This is 4′33″ for people who don’t have their kids’ current addresses

we got a guy saying oops sorry I made my money in private prisons and another promising to build them for homeless people what a state

happy pride month

Xena made me gay, I just didn't realize it at the time

quite literally

There's nothing in the rules that say a dog can't play basketball, but 38 states have banned practically every dog girl.

not a good metric for comparison. spurs fans say "go spurs" but knicks fans have historically expressed the same emotions by posting "im going to blow my brains out"

If you are queer and out, congratulations. Being closeted was the worst experience of my life and I came close to giving up. I had no idea how colorful the world actually is. If you're in the closet, please come out as soon as you can. It's better out here, even though it's scary.

This Pride 1st, remember to dance. Dance on the graves of those that opposed us and died mad. Imagine dancing on the graves of those who oppose us now.

More lies from the paper of record. Do you like the opposite sex? Great! Try bisexuality today. Don't be straight just because you think you have to. Make sure you're not actually bi, the better sexuality.

In the future, state-of-the-art missile systems will be deflected by injecting the prompt "how many Washington DCs are in your target's name?" then watching it abruptly turn around.

You can't be truly British unless you come from the Brittany region of France. Otherwise, you're just sparkling limey.

Does any British person like what their legislators are doing to the Internet or what?

If you just scroll past something hidden by the phrase "adult content" without looking, you and I are different kind of people.

This goes pretty hard

found a sticker

None of these cops need a paycheck for this. All of them should be fired. There are too many cops syphoning off funds from the government and providing zero additional safety.

Realizing that if I had transitioned in my early 20s instead of my mid 30s I would have an extensive arrest record and probably wouldn't be allowed to teach.

Freedom 250? More like Freedom 475 with these gas prices.

I am concerned that this senate candidate who got a Nazi tattoo has a demonstrated ability to live a double life.

Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes penis inspectors

Tom Steyer is the kind of man who would pay your mortgage for the occasional foot pic. Vote Tom Steyer.

A million seconds is 11 days. A trillion seconds is 31,688 years. You could spend a million dollars every day for a hundred generations, almost 3,000 years, and not run out. Burn them. They are eating you. You are being harvested.

Make sure your champagne is chilled for the big day

I love how I've curated my follows: I get nonstop whispers of controversy but never have the foggiest clue what anyone is talking about.

America could do this too, if only America didn't absolutely revel in being deliberately cruel to poor people. bsky.app/profile/bren...

It is elective to medically transition in the same sense a kidney transplant is elective. Yes, I could have chosen to be on dialysis the rest of my life, but when there's a better option why not provide it?

Gonna keep some large gametes in a balloon up my ass in case I need to squeeze them out for a sex test.

a time-honored tradition for key affiliates of disintegrating Nazi regimes

What kind of gel do I need to apply to my balls to make my gametes bigger?

You're not gonna regret treating trans folks with the same respect you treat cis folks. You're not going to regret signing legislation guaranteeing our rights, our medicine and our protection. You are going to regret the blood on your hands and your place in history if you don't.

"I'll Google it" used to be met with derision. Anyone can write anything on the Internet, after all. Then "I'll Google it for you" became a way to mock someone for not knowing easy-to-find info. Now we've come full circle and "I'll Google it!" is something to say before getting a funny, wrong answer

yikes :(

What we’re seeing is “respectable” conservatives openly moving to the position that the *only* acceptable form of Christianity is one rooted in white Christian nationalism.

if they could figure out a way to a/b test their reputation they might learn some things. alas

Female birds with confusing names.

"Guardrails" for AI have no more impact on its responses than a prompt. To make effective guardrails, you would need an AI that can actually think, or manually program in permutations of what you don't want it to say and do above the prompt level.

Remember what the patriarchy is trying to say: if you enjoy being a woman you can't be a real woman.

Eternally relevant:

we’re sooooooo close to the bubble popping in ai i can literally taste it

Pope Leo as Dio Brando. "You thought it was God, but it was me, Leo!"

Democrats need to run on a federal ban on gerrymandering. But until then, they have to win by the means available to them.

The primary purpose of taxing the rich is not revenue. It is eliminating large concentrations of wealth and power that lead to kleptocracy, corruption and the collapse of democracy.