By the way—the drivers themselves aren’t where most of this money is going.

easily one of the funniest guys america has had in decades

Mamdani pls ban the supermarket circular 🙏 STG 98% of these wind up floating around the neighborhood for weeks — just total waste and pollution

just an incredible sentence to read on the internet

Zohran Mamdani getting results. bsky.app/profile/spec...

man who moves to one of the most congested, transit-rich parts of brooklyn insisting double-parking his car 1.5-3 hours a week is “a net positive for the neighborhood” is the kind of character you’d create as a parody of carbrain

"Ooh. Everybody okay down there?" - Jim Deshaies Boog Sciambi remained silent on this one after a full moon appeared at Tropicana Field.

While you Soy Boys are messing around with Photoshop I'm over here tailgating someone on the BQE on my way to meet my family that I resent, like a real man.

Can't stop laughing at Ric Flair trying to list off ways he's been good to WWE and the second thing he thinks of is "Remember when you loaned me money? I paid it back."

The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.

oh you have a job

I'm having a day and this is exactly the endless laugh I need. My guy, you live in a city with some of the best transit infrastructure in the world. Take the train like a normal person.

I did not think I could like Mamdani more.

He never even apologized! He just disappeared and acted like it never happened!

Think about all the other women who could have had careers in comics but a man with some power decided to be a fucking creep. This is unfortunately not a one time deal and there are way too many weirdos out there.

Image is publishing Jason Latour's work.... why? Reminder Latour was credibly accused of some heinous shit — especially towards comic newcomers. Like, is this not enough to blacklist someone forever? www.tcj.com/the-2020-rep...

He is in the small minority of residents in that he owns and uses a car regularly. But he knows that he is the normal one because he is white and his family still count more even though they don’t live in the city.

What Thom Paiva means is that he is white and bought into what he thought was a fully gentrified neighborhood of DINKs and is frustrated to see children and immigrants using the streets that are his rightfully as a Long Island native whose family left the city in the ‘50s.

Sgt. Bilko

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

This guy has literally threatened to run me over with his car because I dared ride in the car lane when the bike lane was blocked. Also the street sweeper came by at least twice *today*.

Never had to use this meme for a person who voted for a democrat before.

Death, taxes, and car owners freaking out about their god-given right to parking

Sickos dot png

look the world may be on the verge of the apocalypse, but we still have time for the unhinged rantings of a car owner.

Absolutely fucking mental video, and the cyclist in this video said he called NYPD and tried to file a report but they refused to take the report without any injury. 70-something motorist who said "the sun was in my eyes". old.reddit.com/r/NYCbike/co... old.reddit.com/r/NYCbike/co...

buddy we already heard those words.

Counterpoint: NYC lacks the street space to accommodate AVs in Manhattan (which is where robotaxi companies most want to be). The city’s future depends on added density and better transit. Not AVs.

Thank you, Mayor Mamdani.

“But there has to be a path to redemption for people like Louis CK..” Let me stop you right there: no there doesn’t. You made that up.

youth mobility = adult relaxing I'm in this fight to do less more often.

Has anyone studied the psychic toll of years spent waking up to the unhinged rantings of a vicious madman who could kill us all — and then going about one’s day per usual?

I'd say Los Angeles, but it's not a city.

girl take us with you

Here is my take to save WM: broadcast vince geting arrested for real.

I rest my case.

HP is not the only book by a longshot with a narrative where a kid knows they’re different and is punished for it by a rigid society and then finds out that their difference is a good thing and there’s a place and people that accept them. But it was the most popular one for an entire generation.

So when cis people are like BUT YOU DON’T KNOW HOW MUCH THESE BOOKS MATTERED TO MEEEEEE, they sound completely ignorant of how much these books mattered to so many trans, nonbinary, and otherwise genderqueer people.

And then this bear shows up at your house and is like hey YOU WERE RIGHT. YOU ARE A DIFFERENT THING FROM WHAT SOCIETY HAS BEEN TELLING YOU YOU ARE, AND ACTUALLY YOU SHOULD BE CELEBRATED FOR IT. And then the bear takes you away to a magical place where your differences are accepted.

And they don’t really know why but it seems to have something to do with toxic masculinity???? Maybe???? And there are all these signs that they’re different and every time one of them happens, or they try to embrace their difference, society punishes them.

I think one of the things cis people don’t get about the Harry Potter thing is how much the beginning of the first book IS a trans narrative. You’ve got this kid who doesn’t fit in, who knows something is wrong with them and who is getting mistreated by people who are supposed to love them—

So Erin Reed blocked me over this one but I’m going to take a few minutes to point out why this “reporting” is so bad and repost a few times to hopefully spread the word. TL;DR Erin either doesn’t understand anything about NYC law or politics or is outright lying about what’s happening here.

peak NextDoor post

The Supreme Court ruled that nobody is a U.S. citizen Chief Justice Roberts stated “No person can be in this country. We all have to leave. Now.” The judges packed up their robes and are getting on a boat

I feel like the image is the result of an AI prompt for “British Food”.

Ordering food delivery in NYC is unethical. nyc.streetsblog.org/2026/03/31/m...

introducing the 2027 hyundai zardoz. the penis is evil

@mayorofseattle.bsky.social Non driver advocacy is exceptional