how does anybody in this godforsaken world get any work done when their hands are cold

really hope this is one of those cases where neeson was intentionally misled by the producers, like when kate mulgrew and lawrence krauss got caught up with that weird geocentrism documentary in 2014

good morning i just ate half a chocolate bar i found next to my laptop for breakfast

somebody show this photo to robert & michelle king and maybe we can get EVIL back on the air

fun fact that's now relevant because brad lander is running for MY congressional district, he and i used to go to the same kickboxing gym (although not concurrently i don't think? it was a few years ago for me and its also hard to remember faces when you are sweaty and tired)

Every time John Hodgman shows up in The Knick it’s like

hamnet is shakespeare in love but for sadness send post

ever have one of those days when looking directly at your computer screen feels Bad because it's not even 10am yet and i am having one

getting the little curlicue swirl on a Dairy Queen soft serve order JUST right (i worked there in high school)

does anyone remember that tweet a few years ago that was like "getting verified on twitter was a big deal because it meant you were either a major household name or an associate editor at a blog" because i want to quote it for something and i don't know where to find it anymore

this is SO low on the list of things that sucks about the Netflix/WB deal but its wild to me that WBD spent so much time working on their own back-end ad tech platform this year and if the deal goes through it's almost certainly gonna get scrapped or swapped out for Netflix's instead

you know that episode of 30 rock where liz lemon has an actor freakout and starts saying stuff like "you can't negotiate with me!!! i know all the tricks!!!" sometimes that's what i feel like when my therapist tries to get me to be nicer to myself

Thought I was gonna be cool and not post any screenshots from any app-based recaps but ow this one got me

Street Fighter (1994). Taken as a whole the script is a mess, but each individual one-liner is written and delivered with almost genius levels of camp.

oliva nuzzi is a reverse leonardo dicaprio send skeet

Wake Up Dead Man was excellent and I cried a little during some of the Josh O’Connor scenes but yeah you can DEFINITELY tell that Rian Johnson (and probably Nathan, too) were raised Evangelical and not Catholic

@defunctland.bsky.social loved the new video! Its not as cool as a Nemo interior but I wanted to share proof that Disney brought two BDX droids to the afterparty for their annual TV upfronts presentation in NYC this past spring. bsky.app/profile/vqne...

Happy anniversary of the random funko pop quiz

If I don’t see a knitting or crochet pattern for Al Roker’s Rumi braid hat on Ravelry by the end of the weekend I’m going to lose It

i count my blessings every day that my centrist parents moved more left instead of right when MAGA kicked off, but it IS still very weird to me that as a result they now actively watch Jimmy Kimmel and South Park. Like that is not something I would’ve predicted in high school even a little bit

I don’t follow marvel comics much anymore, somebody’s definitely already done a soft reimagining of gamesmaster where he’s a challenge YouTuber a la Mr. Beast, right

Where no The Man has gone before

ok but what if we got it in trump's head somehow that they should make a sequel to morbius

the best thing about this cross stitch piece I finished recently is that the designer is French and thus named the pattern “Kamaison”

really upset by how good BOTH versions of the KH snapcube theme song are. i came here to make fun of gummi ships not wrestle with my own preteen nostalgia

i already shared my most important star wars opinion five years ago and it still holds true today

what if i made an incredibly silly purchase decision

big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see

john wick definitely killed somebody there that night, right

I was just reading the transcript and had to go back and listen to this part specifically to see if some joking tone was being lost in print. There wasn't! I think maybe he DID think these guys were fans of Polymarket!

I wish we as a society would consider re-adapting Animorphs into a TV series. Like why are we wasting all this money on Welcome To Derry when we've already got a perfectly good vehicle for fucked-up body horror and war crimes featuring a bunch of 13 year olds, just sittin' there gathering dust

It's hilarious to me how much the Hunger Games prequels whip ass in a way that the HP prequels could never, in no small part because Suzanne Collins a) knows how to write for a visual medium b) still writes a book FIRST, and c) is EXTREMELY consistent with theming (fascism bad!!)

A rare plug from me because this story was surreal to report on as a former Uproxx reader (who dropped off after they laid off all their TV reporter, cough cough): www.adexchanger.com/tv/uproxx-ta...

can't believe olivia nuzzi and ryan lizza didn't make it. their celebrity couple name coulda been zzzzz

i was born 20 days after the twin peaks premiere so it was the last cool pop culture thing for adults that my parents knew about for decades. they used to say "darn fine pie" all the time and i didn't realize it was an explicit (albeit modulated) reference until i saw it on tumblr gifsets in college

[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison] 🎵Baba Yaga 🎵Walking down the street 🎵Baba Yaga 🎵House with chicken feet 🎵Baba Yaga

how am i only just now finding out that bluey episodes are only 8 minutes long

I have this but for recipe videos that start with “Did you know…??” Like yes, I DID know that if you combined ground beef, garlic, crushed tomatoes, onions and carrots then you will have a delicious pasta sauce, I‘ve eaten food before and understand that it is typically made of ingredients

if they're gonna recast natasha lyonne on poker face then unfortunately they're gonna have to recast patti harrison too. gotta maintain the homoeroticism of the relationship dynamic or else the whole thing falls apart

days like this make me wish the good fight was still airing

I SWEAR i watched Santacon go from a charming oddity to an absolute nightmare in real time. In 2009 it felt like 50 guys in costumes wandering around Soho together, and by 2013 it had forcibly conquered Greenwich Village and razed all the sports bars therein

It's not all bad news, Liz! I'm a reaction image now! They're putting together a shared-universe IP and they need a replacement after the little girl in front of the burning house got arrested for insurance fraud.

when new yorkers all experience something on social media it's like a rat that got ahold of a brazil nut. when upper midwesterners all experience something on social media it's a breathtaking dance of radiant light and color across the entire night sky

Walking Circulatory System for Senate Minority Leader

You know where these ticket prices make more sense? Corporate events.

today i learned (thanks to a youtube short) that cynthia erivo's confirmation name is perpetua, which whips ass

the pluribus pilot scratches the same itch for me as the guy who didn’t like musicals does, which is: what if joining the hive mind seemed kinda nice, actually

petition to start calling border patrol agents "lunch boxes" because that is where you are supposed to put a sandwich