Be about 20% less afraid

Monster: The Ed Gein Story is a warped, gross ride. Charlie Hunnam COMMITS, but the story misses the mark by an ocean.

Demercado did a Chad Powers?

Friend gave me a bottle when I was 22 and I spent the weekend on my back working through it with a bottle of V8 Splash and a plastic tumbler. An immaculate buzz.

Jeremy Piven is starring in a movie where he plays a southern fried general in Vietnam battling bad CGI dinosaurs. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixXx...

Sometimes I like to think about how I had to abandon a dozen mint Kobe Bryant rookie cards in a storage unit when I was 17.

That slap happened a long time ago I think he's just milking it now

It's gonna be so weird in 5 years when she's on Dancing With The Stars and we all forget that she's basically advocating we let immigrants die in the street if they get sick.

I’ll never understand people who keep their top ten list updated in real time and post it periodically throughout the year. A top ten needs to be compiled at the last possible moment with three days of stubble while crawling the walls like the withdrawal scene in TRAINSPOTTING.

Turns out the battle for the last wild card spot in the NL was a race to be first into the sarlacc pit. Still would have preffered to have been devoured.

Black Rabbit is like someone shoved James Gray's The Yards into a season of The Bear, but the end result is much weaker than each of those things and a slog to get through. I've never seen Jude Law be less interesting.

#Niners practice squad just beat the Rams

Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival.

Sad to hear about the passing of the Michelangelo of Movie posters, RENATO CASARO. The Man painted so many iconic posters, specially in the 70s/80s: CONAN, TERMINATOR, DUNE, TOTAL RECALL, DANCE WITH THE WOLVES, BLOW OUT, FLASH GORDON, RAMBO, NEVER-ENDING STORY, and the list goes on and on. 1/2

I hereby give irrevocable permission to all democratic politicians to go ahead and just be clear. Just stop asking me to let you do it.

Pete Hegseth addressing his generals about the Warrior ethos today

Meanwhile at the Riyadh comedy festival

Kaleb Horton, again: "It's sad how many RTs you get by saying the world is ending instead of admitting the scary truth that it's not and there's work to do in it."

"Holy shit, I remember the backlash I got for appearing in Alvin and the Chipmunks! You would’ve thought that I had taken money from a bunch of people responsible for funding Al Qaeda!"

Let Wet Leg do the Super Bowl, you cowards!

There have been 6 mass shootings in the USA over the past 24 hours. The casualty count stands at 41. Here’s the President of the United States of America.

here's how time works: GenX hated Blockbuster Video bcz it destroyed so many indie video stores. Millennials loved Blockbuster Video for the same reason GenX loved the indie video stores. Now we're both the same. We all miss our childhood video stores.

The most frustrating baseball season I have experienced in my life. I never could have fathomed the #Mets would fall short of the playoffs. Wildly curious how they respond.

(Loud Ron Darling sigh) #LGM

I really hate the bullpen game matchup madness approach. Does it ever work?

I would really like baseball season to not be over today. #LGM

Folks, we’re all going in the milk. We’re doing pre-cog. And we’re doing it like no one has ever seen,

I can’t believe Kaleb Horton is gone… His life wasn’t long enough. Not even close. But in the time he was here, in all the countless hours he spent writing — for which he was criminally under-compensated — he never typed a single line of bullshit. You did it, my friend.

Revisited this spectacular Kaleb Horton paragraph about crows this morning. "I have met crows that should be in jail" is one of those sentences that's so good you're initially furious you didn't write it yourself before circling back around to just being glad you got to read it.

And now I'm just spelunking around and here's this Facebook post by Kaleb Horton from September 2017. It was three months after MTV dumped its freelancers. I'm sure it would have been a piece there; instead he posted this on FB just to have it written out: Toys 'R' Us as societal microcosm.

#LFGM #LFGBrewers2night

Going to need time to get over the Killing Eve finale. Last season was not great, but they closed with perfection. Heartbreaking perfection.

(Hums 🎶Meet The Mets🎶 while rocking back and forth in the darkess)

Basically, the #Mets can't lose a game until Spring Training, and they have a 1 man starting rotation.

It's good to see that Zach Woods has only become more powerful and based with time.

I'm baffled by how so many film fans (not even critics or industry weirdos like myself) seem obsessed with data. When did fandom become such a numbers game? Why are you so concerned with budgets, Rotten Tomatoes scores, Letterboxd averages, etc?

dude is getting fact checked by the Amish

I fear that Jonah Tong is going to break. He is not ready for a playoff start.

Doug Flutie, Frank Thomas, what are YOU doing in my bathroom? Doug Flutie, Frank Thomas, what are you doing in MY bathroom?

Imagine it's 2002 and you're sitting around watching the Man Show and a time traveler appears in the room and tells you about the past 48 hours

After midnight writing while listening to '60s French pop.

So @jimmykimmel.com's first words back tonight--"As I was saying..."-- were an homage to Tonight Show host Jack Paar, who used those words when he returned after walking out on his show in a censorship dispute with NBC. From 65 years ago: www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrhQ...

"There's a horse in the hospital!"

I want to thank the good lord for giving me an ABC owned affiliate.

I'm sorry you had to see this, John Mulaney

The Blessed #Mets!