I miiight be the only adult I know who is super happy about the surprise ANIMAL CROSSING update that's happening in January. But I'm really happy about it!

I'm missing Gord Downie today. It was nice to know he was out there, that the Hip were always only a couple of months from touring.

This is Digby Lafayette Tindall-Johnson. He's my best pal. I can't imagine a better dog.

Had a fun night at The Mystery Shack.

I replay BIOSHOCK 2: MINERVA'S DEN every year or so. It's so comforting.

Child 2 had a sleepover last night, and when I asked the kids what they wanted for breakfast, one of them asked for three poached eggs. I did, in appreciation for the sheer audacity.

Forgot to get candy so each kid is getting a single page torn out of Blood Meridian

Listening to the Elephant Graveyard video on YouTube about the death of comedy and it's exactly as good as people have told me it was.

I need some guidance. Help me, William Knifeman!

Hey, I'm in another book! I helped out on a story by Jeff Parker and Tom Fowler in the new STARDUST ANTHOLOGY. What a fun book! Mike Allred, Jesse Lonergan, Zander Cannon, Jay Baruchel; all sorts of cool folks! And me!

One thing that never stops stinging, even as you grow older, is the knowledge that you won't fit into a certain group of which you would love to be a part. It always sucks!

You, a normal person, are happier than most billionaires.

I held the door for a woman (and her baby) last year, and she must have decided that I deserve to die alone because I wished her well and she said, cheerfully, "Have a lonely day!"

Got some sweet comics last night.

My wife told me I shouldn't have bought these, but I thought the conversation was low stakes.

Hi, this is what Eric's mom made for his sister's Halloween party....... It's rice crispy treats. Eric refused to eat them lol but they were delicious

I don't think life is supposed to be this hard all the time.

Epic fail! This is a must-see.

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.

the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist

Shout out to the pudgy white kid I saw this morning with the mussed-up brown hair, whose parents let him out of the house in a neon red t-shirt and burgundy pants.

Today is a solid mix of angry, unhappy, discontented, disappointed, mad, and plain old screaming-into-the-void furious.

October 14: Hair

I like to spend part of my evenings looking at a cool thing that I own. Tonight's Cool Thing is Combiner Wars Victorion, from 2016; the first female Transformers combiner team. I think she's neat!

FINDS THEM AND KILLS THEM "Finds Them and Kills Them (Osh-Tisch) looked like a man, but wore women's clothing and had the heart of a woman.... she was brave and good." ― Pretty Shield Her strength as a warrior is what earned her the name Osh-Tisch, which translates to “finds them and kills them."

I was complaining about WEDNESDAY to my sister because I think it fundamentally misunderstands the entire concept of The Addams Family, and she said, "Maybe to you!"

Looked great, killer cast, wild choice to film in seven colours, and cinematography by Vittorio Storraro! A very original comic movie.

October 10th: Sink

I hate that a Canadian is getting so thoroughly dunked on, but Drake really did this to himself.

October 9th: Wide

I was just thinking about this the other day!

Can the AI bubble burst, please? I'd love to throw it on the pile of things I don't have to think about, like NFTs or televangelists.

October 8: Yummy

October 7: Suit

AI still can’t do this

What is the point of AI? It all seems so pointless. The horrible sub-clipart drawings especially.

October 6th: Ballerina

Had a dream last night that camels shed their skin.

October 5th: Eyes

October 5th, 2025: Scorned

We've been watching PLATONIC on Apple+, and the episode "My Wife's Boyfriend" is the funniest thing I've seen in months, maybe years. I was howling.

October 3: Bark.

listen, anybody can make a comic. anybody. but most people aren't dumbass enough to bother. and I think, as a demographic, that makes us really special

Watching SLOW HORSES with my wife and Shirley Dander, the stab-happy little drug-loving lunatic, is my favorite character by far.

I have seen no better theory.

October 1st, 2025: Killer Smile

Child 2 got into her chosen high school, so I bought her the biggest possible balloon to celebrate.

Friendship is really good for me.

Ah, there goes the fabulous Claudia Cardinale. Man, she was great. Glamourous, spiky, intense, vulnerable and blessed with a rare grace and presence on the screen. An icon of the Italian golden age.