form a mind-picture of Puka Nacua’s attorney, Levi McCathern you got one?

Eat shit, lol, and long live The Onion.

FINALLY some good news

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

New: As David Ellison prepares to take control of CNN, legendary CBS News producer Mary Walsh, who is exiting, sent a goodbye note to colleagues. In the note, Walsh writes, "We’ve been told to aim our reporting at a particular part of the political spectrum. Honestly, I don’t know how to do that."

Bluesky is not the commons. Twitter is not the commons. You can’t have a privately held commons. That’s not what words mean

again??? good thing we're here

Hearing reports that yes, it is

Ofelia Torres, the teenage Chicago Public Schools student whose fight against cancer while her father was detained by ICE came to represent the federal government's overreach during Operation Midway Blitz, has died. Brave young woman. I will never forget her. RIP.

Wow, you don’t say

Probably not ideal that we’re left with only the NYT as a load-bearing institution to maintain the Fourth Estate. Independent journalists and local outlets are critical, but it takes infrastructure beyond their resources to report out certain national and international news stories.

The 70th Street bike lane is in the Epstein Files. buff.ly/97ywL08

apropos of nothing, "go birds" can technically include all biological species of warm-blooded egg-laying vertebrate, including ospreys and sea-dwelling buzzards

Sad to see this. Dan was an amazing addition to the NBC Philadelphia team a decade and a half ago, and wonderfully funny and intelligent voice to follow on social media since. He always seemed to beam good vibes.

deion sanders and charles woodson levels of db backpedaling

RIP Greg Bovino

Here is a wonderful two-page sequence Sal Buscema drew of The Punisher making bacon, then using the bacon as a means to kill four people.

Pro Football Hall of Famer John Randle posted a statement about ICE as text overlays on various portraits of himself and I kind of love it

NBA star Tyrese Halliburton speaks out

Worth noting that one reason you’re benefitting so fully from the Star-Tribune’s timely, extensive coverage of unfolding events is that it’s a metro newspaper that hasn’t been systematically starved to further enrich shareholders and executives.

Caleb makes the new Best Throw In Bears History every week

$13 million a year (And yes I have an alert set for him DON’T ACT LIKE YOU’RE NEW HERE)

Zac Taylor seeing Mike Tomlin, John Harbaugh, and Kevin Stefanski fired when he hasn't made the playoffs in three years

Aaron Rodgers, in extreme slow motion. 🎵: Secrets and Lies (radio edit) by Jonatha Brooke

DHS Releases Watchlist Of Mothers Driving Cars https://theonion.com/dhs-releases-watchlist-of-mothers-driving-cars/

Great day to have functioning eyes and a working brain

My very smart colleagues are doing excellent coverage of the ICE shooting in Minneapolis today. I would urge you to follow along with local sources familiar with the area and the residents here.

happy martyr supreme day

if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now

Wishing a Joyous, Healthy and Happy Hanukkah to all who celebrate.

I’m running for Congress because we need leaders who will fight, not fold. I recognize this moment, and I’m ready to meet it. #FightDontFold #LanderForNYC #LanderForCongress

For any Dimension 20 nerds out there, we WILL be bringing the dome to Capitol Hill if I win.

The Handbasket's independent journalism holiday gift guide is LIVE! If you want to support indie media *and* give someone a unique gift, consider a paid subscription from this [by no means exhaustive] list of awesome outlets doing the work and doing it right:

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

Comic books routinely list 3 levels of editors. But in journalism, you have to know someone in the newsroom to know who edited a story, let alone who assigned it. That’s crazy, and it’s easily fixable. If journalism wants to fix it.

If women are underrepresented in STEM, it's at least partly because men like this offer mentoring, then embarrass themselves by assuming their mentees must be into them, then decide the best solution is to cut ties, which sends the signal to other faculty that the mentee must not be good enough.

"Scared of Charlotte" is a whole new level of "scared of cities" that I'd never even considered possible

Tonight is many things, but it is among other things, vindication for Lindsey, for being brave and speaking up about Cuomo's abuse towards her and other women.

stay tuned

Once more, for old times’ sake

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Will the Bengals finally make a change at GM? www.cincyjungle.com/cincinnati-b...

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In October, 'Washington Post' editorials fail to disclose Bezos interests My story for NPR www.npr.org/2025/10/28/n...

Amazing how every single detail is basically something The College Football Internet predicted 10 months ago, yet also a baffling surprise. This shit was DOGE: The Football Staff. Big Bels