Seared tuna steaks for dinner then decided to sauté some onions and cherry peppers as a topping - ended up aerosolizing the capsaicin and causing full-on chemical warfare in my house against the wife and cats.

Instant replay ruined sports ruined sports ruined sports Instant replay ruined sports My fair lady

They’re going to make outlaws of all of us. We will all have to go to Canada to get our Tylenol and other sundry painkillers.

I’m a baritone saxophonist and Eagles fan who just learned this particular man has this particular talent

New HBO show from the Delco Cinematic Universe is dark and disturbing as hell, heed my warning before watching if you’re not prepared to both hear Mark Ruffalo pronounce the word “hoagie” and see him ravenously eat one in a Kennett Square safe house.

I wrote about Bernie Parent, nonpareil among French Canadians who came to Philadelphia and stayed here forever. defector.com/you-couldnt-...

Me, after watching sixty-four different TikTok videos filmed from various sections of the Linc of the Eagles’ walkoff blocked field goal attempt from yesterday:

The ideal Horitaki Salata contains vegetables from New Jersey, olive oil from Italy, oregano from Turkey, and feta cheese from (checks label) Wisconsin???

Birds

Bluesky is great and a wonderful place to exchange ideas and learn from one another, except on College Football Saturdays when it becomes an unredeemable Perverts Paradise

Just tried an N/A version of Stella Artois and it tastes absolutely wretched. In fact, it tastes exactly like regular Stella Artois.

According to his interview with New Jersey Monthly, Republican gubernatorial candidate Jack Ciatterelli has only ever been to one concert in his life:

what is this Slate-brained nonsense Sorry but I don't remember hearing our greatest president ABRAHAM LINCOLN on any goddamned PODCASTS

Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score

Oh, so there’s actually a TV show called “Nobody Wants This”? I thought they kept referencing the idea of another season of “The Bear”.

"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys

How many people had to decline hosting the Emmys before they offered the gig to this fuckin guy?

Imagine committing a vicious and heinous crime that instantly dominates the news cycle and entire culture, evading the cops and the FBI for a whole day, only then to get narc’ed out by Kelvin fuckin Gemstone

They're missing the playoffs

For every ten minutes of scoreless overtime, another ball gets thrown onto the pitch

He might have been a jilted lover!

No better time to post Hunter S. Thompson on 9/12/2001. www.espn.com/espn/page2/s...

The first message on the fan marquee today was, I kid you not, "The Yankees welcome supporters of The Kennedy Center." I laughed very loudly.

Fully done with this team. Fuck Randy Levine!

Defector is a great blog but it remains dumb as hell that they call blogposts “blogs”. Jorn Barger must be spinning in his grave!

Winning the Yankees fan vote by announcing that Aaron Boone has been relieved of his duties.

It's been known for a while for anybody with a memory. Bert Convy, "Drawing CSAM is against the rules, and Donald J. Trump has been escorted out of the building."

Either Jamie Dimon is a huge liar or they treat him like a mushroom at JPMorgan (kept in the dark and fed a lot of bullshit). Neither is a good look!

Went to sleep during the weather delay but woke up to a Birds win

Any Eagles fan who hucks a vanilla milkshake at Tony Dungy on live TV will become immortal in my eyes.

Dak Prescott

Any Eagles fan who hucks a vanilla milkshake at Tony Dungy on live TV will become immortal in my eyes.

NBC ain’t winning any Sports Emmys for sound production tonight lol

hwuch

i paused it so that it looks like his soul left his body

Trent Grisham has more grand slams during this season alone than Juan Soto has in his entire career.

Love Coco but I’m an Osaka-head through and through.

i love being stupid. every time i go to new jersey i'm like damn i'm tony soprano now.

Zack Hample sighting 👇

BUD SELIG IS STILL ALIVE?

Made the mistake of ordering medium spicy instead of hot spicy from the Indian place last week and made the mistake of ordering hot spicy instead of medium spicy from the Thai place this week. It’s all relative!

These photos are absolutely haunting, and the detail afforded by using a view camera lets you sit with the chaos until you make out that there's a car nearly submerged in the swimming pool, a picket fence poking out of flotsam.

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him

Not sure why Unc from The Bear is in charge here but I sure do like what he’s saying

Forbidden sugarcubes

Welcome home! Now time to deploy to Chicago to kidnap a roofer