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I am going to conquer this

Local microbrewery posted to Instagram seeking to hire a soccer-knowledgeable bartender with experience, passion, and one additional skillset that they obviously need:

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Can’t stop Josh Allen from scoring there, he’s a big dumb Frankenstein that just falls into the end zone!

Kevin Patullo I want your head on a platter

Actor reshaped French cinema before retreating from global fame into animal rights activism and far-right politics.

Clayton Tune not nearly as nimble on his feet as his Uncle Tommy

Apocalypse in the Trop-hics (Petra Costa, 2024)

The ESPN score ticker is now giving breaking news updates from the city zoo apparently

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Time for my favorite holiday tradition, texting family and friends to thank them for their holiday cards which were "so beautiful despite the typo"

Apologies to all of the Rahway residents in my replies who are big mad on Christmas having just learned they live in South Jersey

I’ve successfully made it from Thanksgiving through this morning without hearing the wretched “Little Drummer Boy”. I feel so invincible, I could run through a brick fucking wall!

I searched for an English translation for the lyrics to the Hungarian folk carol “Kiskarácsony, Nagykarácsony” and frankly, I don’t even care if this is correct because I love it

“Apocalypse in the Tropics”, the 2024 Petra Costa documentary about the influence of evangelical Christianity on far-right politics in Brazil featuring brief archival footage of the nativity scene from Pier Paolo Pasolini’s 1964 film “Il Vangelo secondo Matteo”, is a Christmas film.

Merry Scransmas to all who celebrate cc @footyscran.bsky.social @brian215.bsky.social

My dad tried to sneakily pay for dinner tonight by quickly rustling through his wallet to hand his Amex card to the waitress when she approached with the bill but he moved too fast and slipped her his Costco card.

Currently seated in my row at the Seton Hall game in Newark is the Buffalo Bills of New Jersey gubernatorial elections, three-time loser Jack Ciattarelli.

Watched this last night and it was a good twenty minutes before I realized it was a documentary. If you can stomach the graphic portrayal of the abhorrent animal cruelty inherent in bullfighting, you'll find a masterpiece.

Eleven years and counting with Bill Murray’s Celebrity Christmas Karaoke Spectacular

Kinda hard to take Jared Goff seriously when it looks like he’s wearing footie pajamas out there

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Bears just ran a Berman Play (a play that made me go WHOOP out loud and annoy everyone in the room)

Comedian Jo Firestone made a “humenorah” out of Gen X men at the Yo La Tengo Hanukkah show last night but the funniest part was when a guy born in 1980 tried to get on stage and was roundly booed by the gray haired flanneled audience. “Too young!”

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absolutely wild move by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov to allow comments on the dropbox folder with the epstein photos

From the year of our lord 2024 but nevertheless

My train home got canceled so I walked uptown to catch a bus that’s still thirty minutes off so I’m drinking a N/A Guinness at the worlds grimmest Irish-American pseudo dive bar: McAnn’s at the Port Authority Bus Terminal. There are *regulars* here.

My Rob Reiner story is when I went to a ticketed event at the local high school to see Mr. Reiner get interviewed by Stephen Colbert at the Montclair Film Festival in 2016, I peed at a urinal directly next to Stephen Colbert just before the event started. That’s my Rob Reiner story.

Excited that my firm's special holiday hot cocoa bar will include one of my top all time favorite hot cocoa toppings

Fred Trump lived to be 93. I suggest we all pump the brakes on fantasizing about it happening until it actually does.

Checking out the vibe in downtown Montclair today

Hearing reports that Rutgers ate that shit

ya can't park there

I don’t know where in Westchester County this is but I think I need to get there and party with these legends

Consider an enormous shrimp penis for your next holiday party www.nytimes.com/2025/12/10/d...

This game is so bad I just canceled my Fubo free trial two days early

Welp, someone I went to high school with has made the cover of Time magazine.

Getting real Tecca chair company vibes from this profile of noted New Jersey pork roll company, Taylor Provisions

UK drop not steep enough IMO

This mixed metaphor is killing me.

Offense coming back on the field

NUTSA

The spiritual heir to my old Blogspot site "Cars Crashing Into Buildings"

It took me about 10 minutes to leave Spotify and move to … Qobuz. Almost everything about it is better. There’s a couple quirky irritating experience things and also I will never say “Qobuz” aloud. They can change the name! Also I don’t know who they are but they really care about new music.

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I searched for an English translation for the lyrics to the Hungarian folk carol “Kiskarácsony, Nagykarácsony” and frankly, I don’t even care if this is correct because I love it

I guess Mattingly should have taken HGH to fix that creaky ol' back if he wanted to make the HOF

/eyes go completely black LEEDS