Based on the rest of this paragraph it sounds like the vibe COULD be better???

Mariners fans could have had a pennant and an MVP but instead they’ll have to settle for…

They caught Keith Van Horn and Lucious Harris shaving points

In 2015 Jeffrey Epstein received one issue of Jackie “The Joke Man” Martling’s JokeLand newsletter.

I would absolutely eat a blue jay.

My hometown! Real heads know it’s flipped back and forth between Democrat and Republican mayors for the last thirty years.

"only nixon could go to china" but for Trump being the only President who could kill the penny. Dems knew that if they did it, it would trigger an avalanche of right-wing stories about how profligate spending had inflated away the value of currency or whatever targeted at nostalgic boomers

What says Thanksgiving more than me (and Ken) on your TV? Surprise! I'm going to be on #Jeopardy on Thursday, November 27.

Just watched this on a NJ Transit train. Not a great move honestly.

Grateful for this kind Foot Locker employee for illegally streaming the Eagles game on TikTok tonight while the Disney-Google dispute continues.

Cory Booker retire bitch

Can’t believe they didn’t overturn that one with VAR! God I hate this wretched sport

Love Daniel Barenboim but his Beethoven’s Seventh is the goddamned Amtrak compared to Kirill Petrenko’s TGV.

I think it’s just terrific that Kanopy has Paul Schrader’s FIRST REFORMED listed under the special category called “Noirvember”.

me thirteen minutes after starting a movie at 10:30 pm eastern time

Under new head of Paramount David Ellison, the studio has drawn up a list of actors who opposed the Gaza genocide and will not allow them to appear in its films and TV shows. Does this sound familiar? Also, "Ellison is reportedly aiming to take over Warner Bros. next."

Finally found my breakout role! #astarisborn

Trust me, I absolutely fucking hate it

There are too many domestic flights and most people don't need to go so many places so far away so often, just stay home and relax with your housecats, they'll miss you if you are constantly flying on airplanes.

Uhhh, is that blob supposed to be New Jersey???

"The boyfriend" looks nice and the girls seem to have eaten their spaghetti and meat balls!

Jim McGreevey losing Jersey City mayor??? 👀👀👀👀

Congrats to my former classmate Abigail Spanberger too, I guess.

A glimpse from the Andrew Cuomo official watch party at Ziegfeld Ballroom, via NYPost's Matthew Fischetti

Did anyone else hear Terrance McKnight belch loudly into the mic on WQXR in NYC after announcing Offenbach’s Overture to Orpheus in the Underworld?????

Probably the first bit of info to make me feel good about the goober-nut-oriole election.

Italian-Americans are safe, we would never eat this dogshit

Yes, I will vote for my neighbor Mikie Sherrill today even though her campaign reached peak cringe by touring the state last week in something called the "Driving Down Costs Bus".

Paid 300 dollars for a best wishes in retirement video for my uncle and this is all it said??

I am going to spatchcock and oven-roast the Limu Emu.

I can sympathize with the NYC marathon runners waiting on the Verrazzano Bridge for the race to begin because I am also anxious to get the hell off Staten Island as soon as I arrive.

Can’t watch the NYC marathon because of the YouTubeTV-Disney dispute but I *can* turn on IFC and watch that classic of independent cinema….Kindergarten Cop?

I can’t believe it’s been six years since I’ve been happy with the outcome of this wretched sport’s championship

Baseball bad

It's midnight on the East Coast which means this game has now entered The All Souls Day Zone.

Pages making that catch has the same energy as Trump getting shot in the ear and standing up with the dumb fist in the air, I refuse to explain this.

When @iracane.bsky.social and I invented the Shrimp Alert it was supposed to be fun. The last 20 minutes for me were the closest myself or anyone you know came to understanding Dr. Frankenstein

Inshallah, make that Mookie Betts' last plate appearance of 2025.

SPORTS

looks like a fart cloud coming outta his butt I'd be smiling too!

I am going to spatchcock and oven-roast the Limu Emu.

God I wish this was the Brewers so I could just root for both teams to have fun instead of hate-watching to make sure the Dodgers fans suffer a great indignity! God!

Literally Twins

Are you watching the World Series tonight? Well, here's a fun fact to share with your fellow fans: In this week's podcast, @benzimmer.bsky.social explains how "jazz" was baseball slang from 1912. Yes, "jazz" started as a BASEBALL term! 1/3 🎧 pod.link/173429229

Fun li’l flick

“The last time the lasting historical footprint of a World Series was left by the losing team was the night of Carlton Fisk's waved-in homer in Game 6 of the 1975 series.” Ummm, this is “Mr. November” erasure!