Real heads know this was the greatest baseball concession on the East Coast.

It’s only just now setting in that they evacuated an area two blocks south of my office because a big-ass building might collapse??? What the hell

What a boner!!!!!

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Team USA out here losing to a bunch of these guys lol

Not a political statement but I’m rooting for Belgium. Sorry! I love Lukaku and I love these goddamned frites, so sue me!!!

Before tonight’s World Cup game, it’s important that people understand that Belgium is the New Jersey of Europe.

Wow they’re gonna red card Harry Kane too because his dumb face reminds the refs too much of those Spitting Image puppets wow

Dos a cero oh no

HOLY SHIT HAALAND

Canadian soccer fans out here asking for “less Rocco, please”

Congrats to Messi and all his close personal friends

Australian team uniforms look fine, I guess, assuming the intention was to dress up like Crayola boxes.

I’ll vote for anyone who pledges to remove all replay reviews from every sport in the world

Drake and Ronaldo in the same building

When Croatia is offsides: “what the hell this is bullshit!” When Ronaldo is offsides: “the man with the flag is infallible.”

Watching Telemundo so I’m gonna need someone to soccersplain why that was not a goal.

Seton Hall legend

Is England just tanking for a better draft pick prior to hosting the 2028 Euros? I don't know how sports work.

DOINK

England go 1-0 down to DR Congo

Unbelievable attack from Ivory Coast. I haven't seen this many corners since I spent that week living in Buckminster Fuller's guest house.

Brave of him to come out and say this. Will be even braver for him to admit that he’s a nepo baby failson whose inability to stand up to the extremists in his party means that he must step down from his position immediately.

This was one of the most "can you read" cases ever before SCOTUS and 4 Justices said that, no they cannot in fact read

He’s going to be fully transparent? Damn I ain’t even mad anymore, that sounds like a very intense and unprecedented procedure.

Instant replay ruined sports ruined sports ruined sports Instant replay ruined sports My fair lady

I wouldn’t worry too much about Brazil’s chances to pull this one out, they’re doing fi…oh god

Well, shit. This morning brings news of Alex Ross's decision to relinquish his post as music critic of the New Yorker. I don't yet have the words to fully convey my awe and admiration at the brilliance of his work, or to gauge the magnitude of his coming absence. h/t @lisairontongue.bsky.social

Ok who’s got the video capture of the clip on Telemundo of that gal who dropped her phone?

Team Canada kits look dumb as hell. Like they were baking cookies before the game and came out of the locker room covered in flour. International disgrace!

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This guy must have hated the NBA Finals even more than I did

Very cool that Team England is spending the night at the hotel downtown in Montclair. Now excuse me while I go set off every single car alarm in the area at 3:30AM.

Hey are you guys going to order or what

TÜRKI-YES

This is the worst multi-season show where I have seen every wretched episode. I hate it and I hope the restaurant explodes from a gas leak in the final episode.

Seven years and fifteen pounds ago, me eating goat curry at Yankee Stadium #tbt

I keep seeing “Haaland” in the news and wondering why the former Secretary of the Interior is playing center-forward for a Scandinavian team.

If Lonnie Bunch can survive and thrive in racist-ass 1960s Belleville, New Jersey, he can survive the racist-ass Trump administration.

A flash flood and road closure in Secaucus three hours before World Cup match time surely won’t affect the thousands of passengers that NJ Transit was planning to divert to shuttle buses

The number of NBA championship teams who have visited the Trump White House since the legendary LeBron “U bum” tweet is zero…for now.

this is also a good enough example to never have anyone ever say, "i can't vote for Bobby Abreu for the Hall of Fame, he only has two All-Star Game appearances"

Wow my Grandpa finally joined twitter

I really picked a bad summer to root against both the Knicks and the USMNT.

None of this is entirely false, but still

Berlin's Philharmonie, the home of the Berlin Phil, will close for renovations in 2032. A feasibility studies obtained by VAN estimates the renovations will take at least 8 years with costs totaling €1.15 billion. It also recommends an interim venue van-magazine.com/mag/philharm...

Wow, even the NJ Transit Customer Advocate is dunking on New York City sports team title droughts

Yes but did they ask Mike Myers for a comment?

Knicks fans, celebrate ya chip with hats & jerseys but please wait for "post-championship clarity" before buying anything crazy. I own a Chicago Cubs commemorative championship light-up Wrigley Field baseball table? Da fuq for?!😂