When the kids try to prank Dad, but he saw it coming the whole time.

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The voting laws that people like me support—universal vote by mail, same day registration, and automatic registration—increase turnout but have no partisan effect either way. The SAVE Act is designed specifically to have partisan effects (mostly bc they’ll implement it differently in blue states)

I was in a store today that had Fox News on. I was in there for maybe five minutes. In that time, they had no fewer than five different clips of either Republican electeds or Fox pundits saying Democrats have refused to fund TSA. And this was literally just a five minute sample of their programming.

Either that or we have the colleges, nonprofits, medical researchers and everyone else screwed by Musk and Rubio sue for $10 trillion come 2029 and we fund a future for ourselves that way

As a reminder: Flynn pleaded guilty in the first Trump term; was pardoned by Trump; he sued for politically motivated prosecution; and now Trump II admin settled and agreed to pay him an undisclosed sum of taxpayer $$$

Elizabeth Banks

My man clearly had to fight with Cigna over an MRI

Oh we’re doin a 1984 huh?

We need to stop prioritizing parking lots over people. Today, I assembled a roundtable to discuss our Building Up Illinois Developments Plan — and the consensus was that we need to act fast. Looking forward to passing it and getting to work in our neighborhoods.

Just kill the draft. Its not even an event like the NFL (which should also kill the draft). Salary caps will maintain whatever parity is, maybe you limit how many rookies you can sign each year, and teams already give out dumb contracts, so who cares if it goes to a rookie.

just insane looking back on it how much of the media got away with framing 2024 as "the right is for free speech, the left is for censorship"

So it is a war then? And why are we still bombing if we've already won? Why are we moving troops into positions to invade? Does the DoD still need that $200B too?

This is such a bullshit, twisted statement.

I can't return this car I stole because I'm currently driving it.

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From the freaking Heritage Foundation's own database. In *just* presidential elections (11 since '82) over 1.3B ballots cast. So the fraud accounts for 0.00000123% of all votes cast. Again, this does NOT include midterms and special elections, which would nearly double that number.

NASA might have been the coolest organization on planet earth — a real life/larger than life organization that the smartest people in the world respected, kids dreamed their whole life of working for, & even Hollywood couldn’t make larger than it already was. So of course Trump ruined it in a year.

some Coinbase customers are horrified that the Coinbase app is encouraging them to gamble they're so close

A natural follow-up would be, "what are you basing that on, Mike?" There is no evidence of voter fraud, whether it is in person or by mail. It just does not happen. A serious person wouldn't continue pushing Trump's pathetic lie like this.

I can’t get over all the journalists and centrist pundits who sneered that “Twitter isn’t real life” when it was full of weird leftists but now insist it’s a vital window into the public mood when the entire site is Nazis, illegal porn, bots, and Belarusians calling themselves “Iowa MAGA Farm Guy”

The Beltway press decided that loud + angry = brain good because it makes their job easier.

He hasn't coached at any level in 5 years while having a very successful career as president of the Celtics, yet we're still doing this with every open college coaching job huh?

The theme of public excellence is something Mamdani emphasized in his inauguration address. One big potential he mentions here is inhousing tech talent rather than spending too much on contracts that don't deliver.

Funny thing about American mass media is how woke content is broadly popular, routinely pays for itself, and sometimes goes blockbuster, whereas right-wing content is a narrow niche that rarely reaches breakeven, never goes blockbuster, and usually requires immense subsidies for it to exist at all.

The first bombing of this unlawful war was murdering 170 schoolgirls. How many fishermen in South America? How about that dairy farmer in Ecuador? They both deserve the Hague

1/Compare what DOJ is investigating…

"The best example of the news media deciding somebody is unfit for office, because of their mental fitness or unfitness, is how they treated Biden in 2024. Biden was old and rational. Right now, Trump is old and irrational, but he’s not getting the same kind of treatment." — @markjacob.bsky.social

If/when OpenAI crashes and burns, Altman needs to be the one who suffers. He's the one who hyped up this unnecessary and massively unsustainable tech. He should be the first billionaire to go after when the bubble pops and crashes the economy.

What this means is that Sora was losing so much money that the one billion from Disney was a rounding error. Staggering losses that would boggle one's mind on how OpenAI will ever find a business model that is profitable.

He should have spent the rest of his life in prison and the reason he isn't is bc John Roberts personally intervened to prevent that

Honestly, good, gotta deal with that moon.

it is fascinating to watch this bill all come due at once. pickle-brained Discourse Types convinced themselves she had mass appeal because they personally liked her brand of bullshit and never understood that the propaganda that works on them is not broadly appealing.

this goes for so much of the right wing ecosystem. the same guys who scream “DEI hire” would sink to the ocean if they weren’t kept afloat by their far right sugar daddies

There isn't a widespread appetite for Fox News. If you wanted to watch Fox, you'll watch Fox. You're not going to settle for Diet Fox

Ron DeSantis 1) Picked the state senator from this seat to be his LG, 2) Almost immediately had a massive falling out with him, 3) Had to be sued to hold a special election for this seat, and 4) Lost it anyway

There is one party that is explicitly trying to curb your rights as an American, and it sure as shit isn't the Democrats.

The mask is completely off. You can’t meet these people in the middle. We’re not working toward the same goals. They hate America. They hate democracy. They hate freedom. And they hate you.

We really don’t deserve dogs.

I’m sorry, is Cumming Parade a place or….?

Looks like it was a narco trafficking compound in exactly the same way Alex Pretti was a domestic terrorist.

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An unaccounted for part of the economy is how much young people virulently hate AI, despite how aggressively it's being forced on them. They realize it's making their friends dumber and ruining the world and they want nothing to do with it. From the Penn student paper: www.thedp.com/article/2026...

Midwestern dads insisting it would be faster to drive there* now *literally anywhere in North America

Is Hegseth gonna be asked to condemn these statements from his pastor? Cause plenty of Dems have been called to answer for far less from their mentors or religious leaders. apple.news/Aj-LlyfkMQn2...

Is he applying the testosterone supplements to his hair?

worst guy you know made an excellent point dot mp4 anything to help get startup dorks out of the gene pool

Meta posted a revenue of $201 billion last year. This is not a punishment, it is a fee to cause harm to your children. This is the threat to kids, not trans people or drag queens.

Exactly why moving to the center doesn’t work. If people want right-wing shit they’ll vote for right wing parties, not Right Lite