bad actors like wurman are why i think it is important to place the birthright clause in the full context of section 1 and section 1 in the context of both dred scott and the two decades of antislavery and abolitionist agitation and political thinking that proceeded it

the electoral left needs to lean in heavy on anti ai and anti data center policy

Pictured (L-R): Sylvester Stallone, apparently stung by an entire beehive; Paul Stanley, revealing that the KISS makeup was load bearing; and Donald Trump, recently poisoned by the Joker

Who has made this 🤣

And not no weird little shitty Big Ten title. Not one of those sneaky 2010s years where nobody else was eligible. The former losingest program in college football history is now the only undefeated team in Division I and the #1 seed, all secured by beating the undefeated five-star Buckeyes

By the way, we’re gonna need to do this fast. Everybody in Silicon Valley with a clearance needs to piss in a cup within 48 hours of the new Democratic administration taking office.

Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.

In 2021, a friend and I determined the peak Indiana Football experience we could hope for was to make a bowl 3 out of 4 years. Indiana has beaten Ohio State for the first time since 1988. Indiana won the B1G. Indiana is #1 in the country. Indiana is going to the Rose Bowl.

Like all prophets they called him a madman.

the happiest man in the world

Watching by far the greatest moment in the 127-year history of Indiana Hoosiers football. Sure seems like conference titles still matter

Hey you know what the last 3 minutes of the Big Ten Championship really needs? More commercials.

if i was an indiana fan i would snort 60 tons of cocaine and swordfight a cop probably

Me if Indiana loses: They have a better Best Win than Georgia and a better loss than Georgia. Keep them #2 Me if Ohio State loses: #9 or something. Send them to Oklahoma where the football is unpleasant. That'll teach them

I'm not sure it's in the self interest of America's tech bro billionaires to suggest that we bring back public executions to punish the most destructive people in our society.

I hope DeBoer has strong windows at home and someone to start his car.

Lynchings, he wants to see people lynched.

Sneering douchebag: "You're gonna be famous on the internet!" The Internet:

Crazy how these graphs always diverge when Reagan takes over.

ffs please stop trying to win over the voters who call Democrats the enemy of the country, vile, pedos, etc. Kamala ran a campaign on courting conservatives and how’d that go for her?

1. How’s this NOT on Fox Nation? 2. Is Costner telling the story? Is he playing someone in the story? I was unaware they had quarter zips back then.

Jeebus Fox people are shameless. DOJ has been making it up as it goes from the start on how to apply the Jan6 pardons. And Cole would fit solidly among those who were pardoned.

Feels like this is a bigger threat to women’s sports than a trans person competing. But you don’t hear outrage over this kind of direct abuse from conservatives.

Trump pardoned Roger Stone's coke dealer this week.

This is great. Very few people want to go to jail, get disbarred or die for this regime. Make them fight you. They will cave. www.ms.now/news/minneap...

“Don’t replace the culture war with class war” is such a fun way of saying, “Please don’t unionize, I just bought a yacht that parks inside another yacht.”

Trump loved Philippine’s President Duterte who is currently at The Hague awaiting trial for his war on drugs that featured extrajudicial murders of suspected drug dealers.

yeah the key to understanding all of this is they genuinely believe their own shit that Dems import voters as immigrants and by killing immigration, the democratic base is non-existent little to no attention on their side about actual demographic politics

Here's who has come out against the Netflix/Warner Bros. deal: -Writers Guild -Directors Guild -SAG-AFTRA -documentary filmmakers -theater owners So all of Hollywood. They aren't opposing this because they secretly want a Paramount merger, it's because the deal will harm their livelihoods.

Couldn’t Sam Altman just ask ChatGPT how to make itself profitable

Should be between Pavia and Mendoza. Sayin shouldn't get it because he has the best supporting cast money can buy, basically playing QB on Freshman difficulty.

Every legal story now is either Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach or In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport

I hope the takeaway from this is that ChatGPT and ai in general needs to be stopped because not only is it massively harmful the environment and communities to maintain it, while being harmful telling people to commit suicide, we see here that if it has a physical form, it would harm you.

*white cis smoke rises* a new right wing grifter has been anointed

Forty years ago, 90% of media outlets were spread across 50 companies. Now, just 5 companies control 90% of the media market. This consolidation hurts consumers and helps oligarchs. 🧵

The way anti-vaxxers and conservatives have carelessly thrown away children’s lives has unironically made me feel we should reclaim the “pro-life” label and start yelling at these people for killing kids

What exactly is there to discuss? 14th Amendment is pretty damn clear: "All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside."

There is no reason to be polite or decorous about this any more. The current Supreme Court is corrupt. US democracy cannot survive unless it is reformed.

Is this man made of cocaine?

Palantir’s stock price went up 120% this year.

Cotton is a fucking blood thirsty psychopath and everything about this operation is illegal under US and International law.

This is a very good and unflappable job by John Berman of CNN. Worth watching whole segment. h/t @gottalaff.bsky.social

Under current and future Supreme Court doctrine, Congress cannot insulate public-health experts from being replaced by an anti-vaccine secretary or president. The unitary executive theory kills people.

this article goes to some hilarious lengths to normalize the fact that Paramount's new executives are assholes

In some ways Johnson feels worse than even Trump and Vance, who are just a narcissistic criminal and a narcissistic striver, respectively. They may be awful people but they still feel human. Johnson feels like a walking representation of the uncanny valley, like a ski suit being operated by ants.

You think Mike's knees are sore all the time?

Truly the stupidest cult. Obsessed with a drug that doesn't work against an infectious disease that they don't even think is real.

as you dig through coverage of the Netflix Warner Bros merger, play a little game with me: notice how many of them mention, at ALL, the two decade history of disastrous previous Time Warner mergers, and the massive layoffs, price hikes, and quality erosion that resulted

In a country of 340 million people we could absolutely find a dozen bleached blonde ladies named Pam who killed someone, which proves that all bleached blonde Pams are vicious killers and should be expelled from the country. Someone should get on that.