Me enabling two-factor authentication: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me using two-factor authentication: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

STEPHEN MILLER: so you've gone through all of these files and made sure there's nothing incriminatory about Trump or his friends and associates, right KASH PATEL: *standing in line at berghain dressed like the Ikea monkey* oh yeah definitely

From Chile 1973 to Minnesota 2026 youtu.be/kTLrFjYt8tA?...

It’s Friday

Godspeed, buddy

this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier

The clock started ticking on the need to rethink every aspect of the Canada-US relationship the moment Trump was re-elected 14 months ago. It is beyond discouraging that Canadian officials — at this late date — are still being implored to actually face reality.

if they did January 6 today, it'd be called "January 6-7." Thank you for reading. RIP Ashley Babbert

Allow me to connect some dots for you: Too much of the world currently relies for its basic functions on resources which must be continuously extracted. You burn that oil one time and oops, now you need more. Geopolitical horrors are, in fact, one of the reasons we need to move to renewables ASAP.

Watched Lord of the Rings again over the holidays and I think the most fantastical part was a glimpse of a world where evil's victory was not totally complete.

Bluesky ate my balls

The best way to understand what they took from you is to listen to Doubt by Jesus Jones from 1991 - Post-Grebo optimism - Sort of long hair-- but NOT hippies - Cyberpunk dial set at "medium" - They tore down the Berlin Wall for the music video - "Real, Real, Real"

People don’t love all these giant data centers being built, so my wife and I are offering an alternative: a good ol’ fashioned mom-and-pop data store. Small, cozy, a place where we know you by name and offer you a donut and coffee while you check the data of your financial crimes.

y’all mind if i have a little american dim sum for thanksgiving dinner? 🌭

Tomorrow buy one gift you think Jesus would like, like a Switch 2, and put it near your bed. If he doesn't take it while you sleep, he wants you to have it. ❤️

Whatever make it 10 factor authentication.. I don't want to be able to sign into anything ever again

It is great news but wow, seeing this presented in another QT as if it's somehow a reason we can stop pushing back on fossil fuels (depicted weirdly as "global-scale hair-shirtism") is such a stunningly good indicator of where things have shifted from the days when people understood this problem

it's a mistake to compare the cost of your newsletter or podcast to a cup of coffee. that cup of coffee is the best treat i'm allowed to have every single day. no podcast is comparable to the beverage that justifies staying alive. instead market your newsletter as two thirds of a sweetgreen salad

The databases I manage

My top 5 artists for the year.

I bought this before Jared went crazy

Watched "In the Mouth of Madness" last night, which is a movie all about how Southern Ontario is the most terrifying place on earth.

You've often seen charts showing how the IEA's scenarios underestimate renewable energy - but they also tend *not* to overestimate fossil fuels. Eg: gas consumption is higher than the IEA's 'current policies' scenario from 2015 (and every other scenario they published)

If your job is typing stuff into a chat box and waiting for it to get done I can see why you'd hope to replace the recipient with a computer. No matter if that actually makes any sense.

Prime Minister Mark Carney and Premier Danielle Smith have signed an agreement to advance Alberta’s pipeline dreams — and weaken some pollution laws. Here’s what you need to know: thenarwhal.ca/carney-alber...

I think it’s bad, actually, to play political chess with Indigenous rights.

how couples argue today WIFE: Husband (38M) keeps taking up fridge w his mustards, says I (36F) can't use any. AITA? HUSBAND: Top 10 WHITE Woman Dipping Mustard FAILS ChatGPT: Time for some tough love. You're both right, you're both geniuses, and humanity's future depends on you both shooting yourse

Carney and Smith are taking us backwards on climate and will end up making us *weaker* economically. www.thestar.com/opinion/cont...

What absolute rubbish. Trump will be long gone (and probably dead) by the time these climate-heating devices are built. #FossilFuelPhaseout www.winnipegfreepress.com/breakingnews...

Mr. Kinew's strategy is pure genius: jack up fossil fuel use by building methane-powered power plants & subsidizing gas guzzlers with gas-tax cuts. The benefit? We melt Arctic ice quicker to open up shipping lanes for exporting MORE fossil fuels from Churchill. Every little bit counts. #FossilFools

3 Billion for gas power generation facility that will have to run on fairy dust within ten years of its opening to meet our climate obligations is atrocious.

They made a Gabe Cube

EVs are a new level of dadmaxxing. I found stretches of highway where I can draft a semi truck and watch my milage tick upwards

Finally driving my first EV and can’t be the only middle aged dad now *obsessed* with regenerative braking and getting as many miles as humanly possible.

Me serving dinner: Chat are we cooked? My children: Audible groaning.

Being a north american in 2025 and reading news about China is like being on a boat within sight of land and the captain is drunk and shooting the hull with a shotgun

if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam

It's truly the Warhammer of home beverages.

A Woman: (Makes a joke) The Entire Internet: Inconceivable!

Elmwood East-Kildonan last night

"Turn your monitor on" is a devastating retort but also just solid advice if you're trying to use the computer

I'm sure I could frighten my neighbors if I could figure out how to dress my kids as a bike lane for trick or treating this year.