Baturday Bat World Sanctuary

This is who runs this account

Sorry, I can't quick-releasing my tow ball assembly

Stay safe, Maine #PSA

the world is not very good right now but you could Rosalía's insane BRIT Awards performance 70x like I did, it helps

here is my statement on current events ( endless screaming )

that's cool we should send them all to an island with nothing but knives and let nature take its course

When did everyone decide it's spelled "ageing" and how can I personally stop it

meet me at the geese if u want an asswhoppin

Cream chipped beef 🥺

If I was Inspector Gadget, I'd be 90% hotdog-related devices

“Me clipping my own toe nails”, where the heck is AI?

Like I always say: if you remember having electroconvulsive therapy, you didn't have electroconvulsive therapy

still unclear to me how the species made it this far

Nothing to see here just the US President making a syphilitic Al Capone sound like Mr. Rogers at a petting zoo

Wait until they test the toilet seats.

Philadelphia, you are the best

Sharing, watching, liking, upvoting, etc., the James Talarico interview because I like the idea of the FCC blocking the interview backfiring. youtu.be/oiTJ7Pz_59A?...

JFC, cut that shit in half and you’ve eradicated hunger, provided healthcare for all and made education free for all Americans. What the fuck are we doing?

Europe: Go fuck a couch

Love English

A timely valentine from Dr Grammar: pronouns have histories.

Speaking of presidents using autopens, Thomas Jefferson did it first. Got an objection to that? blogs.illinois.edu/view/25/805641

I just tried to update the software on my iPad and now it won’t even turn on so no way I’m having hip replacement surgery

Child stars from the 1970s: You won't recognize them today!

me: they’re just- wife: don’t say it me: ... wife: I mean it me: ... wife: ... me: lion there

Nick Fuentes: “The number one political enemy in America is women. … They have to be imprisoned.” www.mediamatters.org/nick-fuentes...

Recently, there have been several stick-ups and one Axe murder (in the first Degree). Management has made no Secret of the need to increase security, but still haven’t found the Right Guard. Finding themselves underarmed, the crime wave continues to roll on.

I don’t really know what I expect in posting this, but maybe some people see it and can learn from it. I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.” 1/

A lot of people are asking very good questions about the age for starting colorectal cancer screening. These guidelines are set by the United States Preventative Services Task Force (USPSTF), which had 2 out of 3 of their meetings cancelled in 2025 by RFK Jr. He also wants to fire every member.

A washing machine that warns you when it detects little balls of tissue paper in your pockets

The bad typos will continue until the cows come hole.

My weekend

My only resolution this year is to have more frivolous fun with art and I’ve been doing some of my best stuff.

That time someone said, "Oh you're one of those science is right idiots" to me and I just knew in their head they were actually using "your" and not "you're".

“Hey, who’s the new girl?”

I don’t know about you chuckleheads but I’ve been making my own gasoline from chardonnay, Morrissey CDs, and tenacity

Hatching

For all the scolding of the left by punditry from 2015-2024 for using the word "fascist," it's really something that they were self-identifying privately as fascists.

Shoji Yamasaki // LITTERED MVMNTS

Sometimes democracy survives just because a penguin had a shovel and boundaries.

If your takeaway from this is that the normal police are consistently “better” in these situations I fear you need a wedgie

@infinitescream.bsky.social do you agree?

Jake Tapper? You out there?

Basically Trump’s Davos speech is just a thousand Twitter comments in a trench coat.

You... are my muse. No. Wait. My mule- No! My muse. I dunno. Either way, I'm gonna ask you to put a bunch of drugs up your butt

I'm not sure this is cleansing at all but the answer is [gestures wildly]. We get our strength from each other and every day I am moved to tears by people's courage and generosity.

They’re eating the rare earths!