They should make Spider-Man #1000 be about some stupid bullshit like, "Uncle Ben comes back and he was secretly The God of Responsibility the whole time" and if you buy it CB Cebulski breaks into your house wearing a kimono and rants to you about why he hates Mary Jane Watson

Mark Millar's a maggot; he puts chemicals in our food supply that make people say "wow, The Boys is such a great show, it's a shame that the comic is terrible and Garth Ennis is so problematic. I will shit myself and cry if Antony Starr doesn't play Albert Wesker."

that piece by kamala's digital guy at the bulwark is sooooo funny it has everything. from "like a paragraph on palestine but a shitload on AI being the future" to "casually admitting to violating campaign finance laws in talking to and strategizing with PACs"

Updated NERD INFERNO signing tour: Three down...not sure how many to go. Hope to see some of you out there somewhere. - Austin Book and Comics, Austin TX - May 23rd - Forest Hills Comic Con, Queens NY - May 31st - Four Color Fantasies, Winchester, VA - June 20th - ???? - July - ???? - November

This is a level of evil I frankly kind of struggle to grasp

Star Wars should introduce a character named Jorr Jlookus who drives an exceptionally long land speeder

elon musk spends two-thirds of his time spreading racist pseudoscience and hating trans people and here is Ezra Klein in 2026 saying Musk is relentlessly focused on the only things that matter to him: EVs and going to Mars. I'm sorry but the guy's just very very dim

ive watched this part like a dozen times now

computa make the person readin this have the greatest day imaginable

[Handing a pint of ale to the loudest 08th Team fanboy in the bar]: What's the matter, "realism" boy, afraid newtypes might free your soul from gravity?

"We call them 'Corpse Grinders.' Basically they eat dead biomass. As they digest the mass, it outputs salt and carbon particulate into the air, which rises up, seeds the clouds, and creates rain." "You know a lot about this stuff..." "We should. We bred them." New board from my personal project.

When radioactivity was discovered, there was a rush to market for all sorts of radioactive consumer goods. There were water jugs made out of uranium glass, for example. I think about that a lot these days whenever I see AI products being marketed to consumers.

Gonna get real into Yar's Revenge. I'm gonna be the world's #1 Yar's Revenge fan.

Man, Second Coming is a mean way to start a Doom episode. It kinda makes Hell Beneath look reasonable and laid back.

tbh i've been extremely depressed and not doing well at all the past few days and i'm starting to really lose hope that i'll be able to find something that works out at the end of this month.

Read some absolutely wild statements about Pragmata over the past couple days and had to remind myself that it is a game about beating up robots on the moon

people will never feel like the economy is good when they can see complete ruin as a realistic possibility in their immediate future, even from a fairly secure present.

one thing about all the arguing about money is it doesn't account for *precarity*. say you really are getting enough money, more than before even. GOOD money. more than just matching rent and food increases, better. does any part of you feel like this will *last*? that it's *stable*?

I think this has gone beyond "closely related"

Dick Tracy lookin ass

To everyone asking for a template: voila 🤲🏽 I even added a frame! Just in time for somebody to put live-action Maui in there Please meme responsibly 🫶🏽

One reason to not allow a mini-gestapo to exist in the first place is that a quarter century later people will look at a fully grown gestapo and go "they suck, they're nothing like the fucked up thugs I grew up with, at least those guys have a standard."

what’s going to happen if they actually do this in any real numbers is that a lot of folks are going to be harassed or groped in a way they have never encountered before just because they went to the airport and that’s something that really sticks with you

“battle pass” bullshit is the worst thing to happen to video games, publishers straight up telling you to your face that they don’t think you’re smart enough to realize they’re forcing you to either play their game like an unpaid part time job for very low value content, or pay them outright for it.

This is incredibly irresponsible journalism. You cannot write this headline without acknowledging all the times Elon Musk has promised to pay for things, then didn't. Let's take a stroll down memory lane. 🧵

Alex from Streets be like "born in a Brooklyn, some people's fave, fuckin my cousin is all that I craaaaave"

jc denton: my vision is augmented. jc's personal HUD: [bonzibuddy, dominos delivery tracker, fry's electronics ad he doesn't know how to turn off]

“this just proves MJ would average 50 in today’s NBA!” my friend if you dropped Michael Jordan into the 2026 NBA his career would last exactly one day after he found out about FanDuel

this @keithstack.com comic is both 4 years old and topical again which is giving me low-grade anxiety

This is all prisons. Ask me how carefully I dress as a woman when I go to teach. Anything that strikes you as inhumane or hellish about ICE detention they already do in “regular” prisons.

It's 2026. Puberty blockers have been banned on the basis of a fake study conducted by a generalist paeditrician. Hormones for under 18s have been banned on the basis of a fake review conducted by a head injury specialist. Both remain available for cis kids because that's 'different' somehow

I hate it when people call the US the richest country in the world. It's a few disgustingly rich people and a lot of people working themselves to the bone just to survive.

Not gonna lie people responding to the epstien files with stuff like "omg the crazy right wingers were right all along" is sooo wild because like... they weren't, they were just observing the ill effects of capitalism and explaining it with antisemitic conspiracy theories. Pls learn about socialism

Israel has been committing genocide for over two years and it is now currently engaged in an illegal war of aggression, likely a prelude to further genocide and yet multiple British cabinent members are still "friends of Israel". en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labour_...

they knew they could get away with it because they practiced all those times on the “narco-terrorist” boats, where they also killed the survivors, and nobody sent them to The Hague about it so they are running completely unchecked right now with full use of the arsenal. I do not know how this ends

Organizing your community to fight for a better future will give you hope. I promise. The work is fulfilling. The work is necessary.

On top of the concentration camps, kidnapping, and murders, the news now reports ICE is buying microwave tech to kill the car engines of first amendment legal observers. And Democrats are still not even asking to claw back the 2025 budget increases.

If you have the means, I would also be grateful for a donation to our escape fund. Our finances have been ravaged by a number of things, so we need your help to get somewhere safe. gofund.me/91c357379

much like The Bouncer, as an aesthetic object, dino crisis 3 is clearly the greatest game ever made. the fonts.... the shiny spaceship.... the health bars...... mmmm that points counter. it is the turn of the millennium and video games are the greatest art of our time. then you play it and it sucks

if you’re cis and you don’t get it this is LITERAL TORTURE it will result in dead trans people and with their other goal of making us “sexually explicit” for existing you see the pipeline right? we exist -> we’re jailed for it -> we’re tortured and die WE NEED YOU TO STOP THIS

I'm done thinking about stupid shit on here. The New York Times op ed page. Romantasy novelists applauding 9/11. From now on I'm thinking full time about a French private investigator with a hook for a hand named Le Chat Diabolique (The Diabolical Cat) who I just made up. He lives above a bakery

you cannot be pro war and expect to be treated as an equal or a friend in any society worth living in

It's hilarious that they've convinced themselves that there's a massive, under-served audience segment just yearning for more right-wing content if only someone would give it them. It doesn't exist! The people they're talking about already only watch TV and entertain themselves by bitching about it

It feels weird mentioning this to cis people because it feels obvious to trans people, but the goal in timing this now is voter suppression. Force trans people out of the state, or arrest them for fraud. If you are counting on the midterms, you better start supporting trans people.

Stop pre-negotiating. Stop telling voters they have to sacrifice minorities and the marginalized to have a chance of winning. Stop telling voters to settle, to not ask for everything, to be reasonable. Don't be reasonable. Demand the world. The world belongs to us. They don't have more right to it.