i dreamed you couldn’t post memes unless they had a wizard in them so i took a short break from work to doodle the one i kept posting on here in the dream

Good Scissors Not In The Fucking Drawer https://theonion.com/good-scissors-not-in-the-fucking-drawer-1827516871/

After 16 years of Viktor Orbán's rule, Hungary's state television has suspended its news broadcasts for restructuring. The main state TV channel, M1, displayed a black screen with the following message: "Public media must not lie. We apologize for doing so for many years."

I think the Platner thing hit me so hard bc it was one of the most protracted, widespread acts of misogynist gaslighting from my own side that I've seen. We were presented with an obvious violent scumbag who was constantly lying (badly, might I add) and told we were crazy for not loving him

Meta Glasses are like, a Cybertruck for your face.

the reason to believe this is that they keep saying it out loud, directly, and unambiguously

I know a guy who's vulnerable to radiant damage when I see one

Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal

I think this might be one of the most incredible, unsettling and symbolic photos of today’s America I’ve ever seen. I can’t stop looking at it. From Reuters, published on the Guardian website.

Congrats to Mother Earth for coming out as bisexual.

i had to

It’s giving “THIS IS AN UNLAWFUL ASSEMBLY.”

10,000 miserable, wet boat guys jammed into smithsonian just watching the train blow right by

My phone helpfully reminded me of these lovely photos of July 4th, 2020.

the Bombadil posting will continue until morale improves

important to revisit the words of the Founding Fathers on this day

it's crazy when you see a photo for the first time and recognize it's gonna be used as a shorthand for the era you're living in right now by historians in 100 years

I would kill or die for Larry

Just here to post this again like I do every year, not only because Douglass was one of the founding philosophers of American liberty but because I am so moved by the kids Frederick Douglass’ descendants deliver “What to the Slave is the Fourth of July”

now is the time of monsters, playboy

This will be a thread of tips for people suffering through their first god-awful heat wave with no or subpar AC. I'm a perpetually broke Southern Californian so my ideas run cheap.

here's a list bsky.app/profile/pyra...

45 years ago today. Buried on page 20 on a holiday Friday just like this one, news that changed the world. www.nytimes.com/1981/07/03/u...

My posts most days. I'm sorry.

Ok I’ve solved the Bluesky US flag argument this is what we’re gonna fly from now on so you know We Don’t Mean It That Way

I don’t know why Country Roads is trending, but I do know that Mountain Man did a lovely cover of it that I don’t think many people know about. #MusicSky

Very thankful for this letter to Becky Pepper-Jackson (the 16 year-old trans girl SCOTUS ruled against yesterday) from James Dale, a gay man whose expulsion from the Boy Scouts was upheld by the Supreme Court in 2000.

thats cool man mine makes me averse to guys who look like a wizard did an evil spell on a bob's big boy

Immortal life advice

witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing

the egg price thing under biden was all fake lol

This is the best thing on the internet today, INCLUDING the very informative follow up comments. Highly recommend reading them all!

Time to train the puppygirls to take Carentan.

If you can catch a cloud break, the sky is fucking spectacular.

Americans when they hear Europeans don't have air conditioning

Only thing I wanna hear from the Atlantic is the cheerful trill of a porpoise

wait how is it Thursday? I swear just like two days ago it was 2015

give mitch $25

A cartoonist named Daniel "Des" Rolando Sanchez Estrada was tried as a terrorist and sentenced to 30 years in prison for having anti-Trump comics in his car. Prosecutors connected him to a 2025 anti-ICE protest he didn't even attend because he was in the same book club as others who were.

“In my country America, child rapists are given 30 days in jail and people protesting concentration camps are given life in prison”

Well shit, the law’s the law I guess. Y’all want me to grab some grapefruit concentrate while I’m in here?

When reality surpasses fiction! Top: fictional forecast for August 2050, broadcast by French TV in 2014 to warn about the consequences of global warming. Bottom: Real French forecast for yesterday, June 22, 2026.

Kurt Vonnegut: In my book I drew an asshole as a cautionary tale Anthropic: At long last, we have created the Vonnegut Asshole

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Happy Pride to this incredible icon (who I discovered by accident while down a solo RPG-related Wikipedia rabbit hole) La Maupin: bisexual swordfighting opera star who once burned down a nunnery to rescue her girlfriend