Just remembered this incredible chain by @hooks.bsky.social and friends.

in a way, isn’t causing men to crash out before she’s even done anything just proof that Lupita is perfect for Helen of Troy

Every time I open Bluesky,

Then I guess it's not a financially sustainable organization. They'll have to close some locations or shorten their hours. Alternatively, we could end the public navy and let private navies provide this service.

I don't have much reach on bluesky and need help making it to the next step of the project. Anything will help

christie's restaurant sign, houston, texas, 1983

“Are they a proud people?” - my wife, just now, about Juggalos

I didn’t think it was possible to make a worse Dragon Wars, but once again AI has made me the fool.

Retractions never get proportional attention. This one should.

Patrick Swayze drawn from memory

Never thought I’d be living in a world so shitty that I’d find myself saying WHO CARES ABOUT UFO PICS RIGHT NOW

Oh my. This is spectacular. sinceyouarrived.world/taken

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Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in: 1. Do not do age verification. 2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.

funniest thing i’ve ever seen

#monoprint Acrylic on Paper #art #printmaking #abstractfigurative

ehehe

important to point out the creator and showrunner of this is the babadook from the "adults drinking wine vibe" meme

this is what you look like when you unlock all the pieces of your class legendary armor and then you’re idling in town next to the mailbox

happy star wars day to this tweet in particular

me, after coming up with a revolutionary idea and then immediately forgetting it for ever

I can't believe that, almost a year later, the Shrek gravestone still hasn't sold

sorry to bring this back but

*throws local sheriff a file* ever heard of the knife human

This could be business casual if we even gave a shit

welcome to the democratic party where a keffiyeh is disqualifying and a totenkopf isn't. please chip in $50 today so we can end fascism

Citing high fuel prices and “The Smoke Monster,” Oceanic Airlines shuts down.

Classic

i don't understand how Old Spice's marketing team landed on this ad for their Super Mario Galaxy Movie tie-in where an astronaut smells a stick of deodorant, thinks about Mario, and then kills himself. i don't understand how that's not a joke, it's exactly what happens in the ad

ISAAC CHOTINER: So, the food bowl. It's empty, you say? CAT: That's right. IC: And has it ever not been empty? C: Not that I can recall, no, it has not. IC: Fascinating. And this bit of food caught in your whiskers, where would you say that's- C: Now hold on, this is about the bowl, not

AI psychosis is just “I really think the stripper likes me” for guys who don’t leave their house

It is our honor-bound moral obligation to put whoever posts this kind of thing down like a dog. We cannot allow this and must stamp it out now

Absolutely bonkers footage of Ukrainian soldiers shooting down Russian drones in prop planes with shotguns. Not ai, came from an official Ukrainian account and verified by the WSJ.

"Bluesky will never be Twitter." Then how come I look at it every morning and it makes me sad, hmm? Explain that.

We can only go back once every ICE agent is in chains

At long last our carefully laid plans have reached fruition! A new dawn rises!

The single most important thing to understand about tech futurism is that, when Anthropic’s predictions turn out to be wrong, they don’t have to give the money back.

Happy "Hitler Killed Himself in a Bunker Day" to those who celebrate.

Not everyone can be a Spider-Man. It's hard to carve out a niche in today's competitive market. Most superheroes never make it into the public consciousness at all. Mouseface, the guy who has a face that has mice come out of it, is chronically underemployed