I don’t know who needs to hear this, but the DMV in Gladstone is *very* fast, and super nice.

As of today, I have just one more year until I can legally use this website. Nobody snitch that I’m under age.

if you're transitioning does that mean you get a rude tag

Love to find my important paperwork in the last place I would ever look…a box labeled “Important PAPERWORK.”

*Hey, you wanna go to Taco Bell?* “To follow that star, no matter how hopeless, no matter how far.”

I don’t know what everyone is complaining about. I for one appreciate the clarity of the new system.

this is what it feels like to post on bluesky

Index cards aren’t enough.

I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.

He looks like a divorced meerkat

Fuck, they’re going to put Riley Gaines in charge.

“Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down? That’s not my department!” Says Wernher von Braun

In the story of Humpty Dumpty it is never said that he is an egg. However, it is never said that he is NOT an egg. This means that any character in ANY story could be an egg unless explicitly stated otherwise. Keep that in mind when you read a Jack Reacher novel

Sinners (In the Hands of an Angry God)

Dunkin Donuts: Sorry, we’re out of chocolate glazed. Me: [about to lose it] No Mark, save this feeling. Use it for your art.

Wow

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the extent to which all cats are just cats is really incredible

Democrats Wear White Flag Pins To SOTU To Indicate Surrender

please take a sec for this ✍🏽

am i crazy or is this just cunty peter griffin

Never in my life have I had such a visceral desire to give somebody a swirlie.

#MusicChallenge #MusicSky

One of the quietly great Bluesky accounts is a field botanist who posts pictures of Iran's alpine wildflowers. The beauty is stunning, especially since these kinds of images are rarely shown in western media.

THEY HAD THE “NO TAKE ONLY THROW” DOG MEME SIX THOUSAND YEARS AGO

2026 basically

Just watched the 1st Jurassic Park again, and it’s stunning how tight a movie it is. Within the first 25 minutes you have the motivations, relationships, internal and interpersonal conflicts, and overall antagonists down flat. It really might be the perfect action thriller.

Wow.

This event is insane

If you are wondering what words the all-male Congress found so "blasphemous" that they felt compelled to literally scrape them off the monument, they were: ''Woman, first denied a soul, then called mindless, now arisen, declared herself an entity to be reckoned.''

douglas adams was our most accurate futurist

ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.

Become ungovernable

This rules. I love how delighted they all look!

Tomorrow is Valentine’s Day

Shades of Love Canal, Parkersburg, and Pitcher.

greatest headline of my adult life

Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin

The United States using overwhelming force to destroy even a fleeting bit of whimsy is firmly on brand though.

Always a great sign for how things are going in your country when 21-year-olds are like “hey, I innovated a system to play bagpipes in tear gas”

Notice the framing of sex trafficking victims as “consensual sex workers” and the simultaneous framing of consensual sex workers as “sex trafficking victims”

i just saw someone say "Kid Rock makes music for the people who have tattoos of their kids but not custody" and hol up i need a minute

If Republicans know one thing, it’s calling love ‘an abomination.’