🐺It's Wolfenoot!!! Happy Wolfenoot to all! (we have food to roast! We have Moon cupcakes!! We are looking at pictures of good dogs! Please feel free to share pics of your good dogs, & we will celebrate them with toasts, later! We're going walking with a bag of treats & giving them out!) #Wolfenoot 🐺

Reposting for the next-day crowd bc I’m still just so fuckin stoked about this

Yo internet I got a Bosch tattoo on vacation lol

Good news(?) for all you non-Nightmare-Before-Christmas minimalist goths: the mouse empire sells totally plain black leather ears so you too can participate in the “pick your ears” tradition (Yes I am on vacation)

“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.” Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter

wow, some pig!

i basically never need to know when a shipping label has been created

Urban Omens: Food delivery order arrives without the order's drink. You are disappointed but say nothing. Ten minutes later, the driver RETURNS AND HANDS IT YOU, apologizing for forgetting it in his cup holder

math textbook covers for some reason:

worm

Jen’s top five film film genres: 1. End of the world 2. Oh no monster hot 3. Spaceships: pretty to look at but everything else here kinda sucks 4. Competence porn 5. Inspired by the hit YA fantasy series (3 can also be Fantasy/Magic: pretty to look at but everything else here kinda sucks)

Crying this is so good ❤️❤️❤️😭😭 #NoContractNoCoffee

3 years ago today, Riot Games offered me a job making more money than I ever thought I’d make in my life. I had 19 interviews over 2.5 months to get it. Partner and I were moving to LA for it. I put in notice at my job and apartment. 2 weeks later they rescinded the offer due to “headcount issues”.

if I was a billionaire I would buy the text with Jesus app just to make it so that no matter what you send Jesus he texts back “faith without works is dead” and the location of your nearest ice detention center protest

Knave of Cups fact: I read through a .pdf of this to write the copy and it hooked me so thoroughly I decided to play it as world building for my Dead Letter Society game

Frankenstein (2025)

discovered today that the main mother yeast my mum uses for her breads is older than i am, which is stunning to think about. i have eaten older entities than myself. disconcerting way to start the day

Everything is terrible but I did just see a car stop their whole lane of traffic to give a crow time to grab an apple from the middle of the street

Also this, re: the customer base for niche retail shops. We love our weirdos but whew, neighborhood small businesses with Strong Self-Selecting Customer Vibes meet ALL Y'ALL

Got turned down on a piece about ICE in Chicago for an international news org because they believed I couldn’t be objective about my neighbors getting kidnapped. And well, guilty as charged I guess.

The font would appear to be English 111 Adagio CE, available for the highly presidential sum of just $39.75 USD Note "The" is not kerned correctly (see perspective-corrected still for reference)

My political hot take is that US voters should be able to recall elected representatives via petition - at any time. No more hiding behind election terms.

Every time someone’s like “put that in the louvre,” my head now goes “and then steal it from the louvre, the security password is louvre”

history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting

It's getting colder every day throughout much of the northern hemisphere. If you want to build shelters to help keep your local stray and feral cats warm this winter, here is a great DIY option! www.alleycat.org/resources/ho...

son brought home a pinto bean plant from school last spring. it yielded one (1) bean, which we planted. *that* plant yielded ... one (1) bean, which we have also planted. Five months of cultivation has yielded two beans. anyway, you were saying something about "grow your own food"

My inner contrarian planned ahead for charges like this, which is why I used rare earth magnets on the backs of my googly eyes. OH? Are you MAD I made your dumb thing BETTER? JUST TAKE THEM OFF, THEN

Things are fine.

my favorite low-stakes internet drama atm is a chef on reddit who has been posting pics of their attempt to perfectly chop some chives every day for over a month and they recently got caught trying pass off an old attempt as a new one

lol she got his ass and he knows it

Treat motived, friendly in-context, neurotically needs to have "work" to do or else becomes self-destructive I ALSO feel hella scorpio vibes, though

I guess I need to apologize to the writers of Alien: Prometheus. it turns out scientists really do touch everything like that

I was hoping whatever was bursting out of the guy's chest in Alien would be something nice

corollary, when someone working in a waffle house is kind to you, you know that's a genuine human interaction. i was crying slightly in a waffle house once and the lady made a whipped cream smiley face on my waffle and i will never forget her as long as i shall live

Caught up on my "mean realtor show" (Selling Sunset) and whew, all those big-digit houses and fancy people sure hit different since the last time I watched (2+ yrs ago lol)

There's no longer a case for capitalism to continue as-is now that we've reached its endgame: The person who wins capitalism the most gets to kill as many poor people as he wants and is only rewarded for doing so. We can wait to find out how scaleable that is, or we can finally try something new.

This is the facility that I and many others have been protesting. We’ve been hit, thrown, gassed, and shot with pepper bullets but none of that holds a candle to what is being done to people *in* the actual facility. Read this thread. Don’t look away. Keep your eyes and the pressure on Broadview.

My god it was on full “hide” and I had to turn it back on

THE NOVEMBER DROP IS HERE! Tiny board games galore 🎁 THE TIME WE HAVE and other dark duets 🎁 arcane solo games, curious visitors, +summer camp 🎁 HIS MAJESTY THE WORM 🎁 Hints & Hijinx mysteries for estate executors, surreal librarians, and small-town sleuths with himbo pals Check it all out... 🧵

[ROB ZOMBIE, ABOUT TO WRITE ONE OF THE BEST SONGS EVER MADE] you ever think about the car grandpa munster drives

Repair Video xkcd.com/3163/

I have still only found one purpose for the weird pockets they put on the bottom front of scrub tops: kitten pouch.

If the sandwich don’t split, you must acquit

FUCK YEAH! THAT’S MY FUCKIN MAYOR RIGHT THERE! WE ALL SHOWED UP FOR THIS ONE, Y’ALL! WE WON! (i live in fresno, california)

BREAKING: After months of stonewalling by Starbucks, unionized baristas just voted 92% to authorize a ULP strike unless Starbucks finalizes fair contracts & stops union busting. If forced, our baristas will strike in dozens of cities on November 13 – the company's busiest sales day of the year.

God I love that the most heinous people in the country are having the worst goddamn night tonight. Eat shit you hateful losers.

I'm super stoked that Colorado voted to fund free meals for kids for schools. (I've been saying lunches, but the program includes breakfasts, too.)

Delighted to report that I have successfully deployed Fish In The Car against chuggers in Dorchester town centre.