"I'm not goth! I'm not goth!" I continue to insist as I turn into a heirloom corncob

Hey these are coming to the vending machine next year! (Not a joke, they're on our list of stuff to pick up - the games, not Cow Toolman specifically. Cow Toolman is busy)

NEW FOR THE HOLIDAYS: MYSTERY ZINE BUNDLES ✨ They're back, more mysterious than ever! ✅ 3-5 games ✅ mix of solo+multiplayer ✅ worth >$25 Horror, fantasy, surrealism, charming slice of life, extremely specific historical slice of life - if it's in the catalog, it might be in your Mystery Zine Bundle

Today I used this game as a prompt to generate some ideas for potential conflict in my novel. Since I'm nearing the end of my first draft, I had to revisit some scenes and these cards were super useful for showing a different perspective! youtu.be/MaxwP7ZIWfg?... @possibleworlds.bsky.social

Hey all, The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships. Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits. You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.

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Portal opened up in my yard this morning. Can't tell exactly whats in there but looks like a ton of guys. I think theyre speaking enochian but not sure. Who do I call about this? Not the power company APPARENTLY. Thats 45 min on hold I'll never get back

Mystery solved. Joel Golby shared a Christmas gift guide on Twitter and included The Wretched, and I've sold a bunch of copies of the back of it. Talk about stuff you like. It makes a difference.

Bringin back “scary ghost stories and tales of the glories of Christmases long long ago” as a holiday feature 🫡

NEW FOR THE HOLIDAYS: MYSTERY GAME BOOKS! ✨ Double the mystery! Classic pick-your-path Choose Your Own Adventure or illustrated puzzles-and-plot Usborne Adventure Gamebooks. Which will you receive? Dunno, and you won't either, bc theyre pre-wrapped in one of 4 Knave of Cups-flavored paper patterns!

it finally rained, so the yard is filled with funny guys again

An enthusiastic holiday HELL YEAH to @helveticablanc.bsky.social - The Wormsong Oracle just sold its 50th copy for 2025

be the bitch doing something yourself that you want to see in the world

realis figure, again. moon astrologer class or w e

The creation of the self.

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my spouse and my children think i’m a sad nerd for letting my enjoyment of the novel i’m reading, set in 1789, be ruined by anachronisms such as its protagonist using “access” as a verb, the first known instance of which appeared in 1953. i don’t disagree with them.

I, for one, am looking forward to a nice crisp chapter of winter horror each day. Who wants to join me?

As a thank you for all the overflowing support this weekend, our games on @itchio.bsky.social are FREE for the rest of the week! Happy Holidays! itch.io/s/171626/hol... (Note: you'll need to click into each game to claim it since they are marked as free)

NEW FOR THE HOLIDAYS: MYSTERY BAGS! ✨ From the Knave of Cups archives to you! Contains a handful of Chessex dice (including novel niche styles - moods, dice-in-dice, d9,999,999s) as well a tarot reading made of loose cards from five years' worth of photoshoot decks, plus toys, pins, puzzles, +more

Earliest sunsets are almost here. In early to mid-December, evenings become brighter again—no “Daylight Saving Time” needed!

I think there are 5 (??) different Junk Food games available at Knave of Cups. Great time to snag some and some other indie games for the holidays

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"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!" "no problem boss. i'm on it"

maybe i’m just feeling weird bc i have a lot going on? the ghastly looming specter has nothing to do with it okay? plus you can only see him in mirrors anyway

Playtesters wanted.

Knave of Cups has just one copy left of The Balsam Lake Unmurders. With their 20% off code it's the best price you can get the game anywhere.

Grab yourself the last copy KoC currently have of this and save yourself some cash as you do so. knaveofcups.com/product/the-...

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One more time for the evening crowd!

Me: whats up man ever since you succumbed to the forest youve had this undeescribable vibe My boy Trevor: *the sound of 1000 enraptured wasps vibrating a hive* Me: yeah i guess

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Mulligan has been drinking out of the people water all afternoon and we just found out

Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:

I am obligated to kiss my cat's little head 10,000 times a day

Spent the last month mapping the blogosphere by its links. The graph is finally ready Communities clump into a big hex and the whole thing looks like a star map What are blogs anyway but stars in the sky? elmc.at/mapping-the-... To check out the graph directly follow this link: graph.elmc.at

my time-saving holiday shopping tip is to just get everybody books. white elephant? book. child? picture book. stocking? small book. i am a neutral & trustworthy source on this subject

Quick, recommend me some art that will restore my hope in humanity and the power of storytelling

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A reminder for old pals and an FYI for new followers: YES, WE DO A HOLIDAY SALE 🎁 20% OFF EVERYTHING STARTS THIS FRIDAY 11/28 🎁 PLUS THE ARRIVAL OF KNAVE OF CUPS' 2025 MYSTERY STUFF

“How did you get into ttrpgs?” Using a pair of tiny silver scissors, I unpicked the hem and climbed inside, where I proceeded to refashion the various pieces until they became a comfortable nest for my own dreams, then I cut star-shaped holes to let my dreams fly. Sometimes there’s a flamethrower.

New in the shop this month: Abominations by @moreblueberries.bsky.social 👁️ A monster battle powered by Scrabble tiles. Think: Pokemon with a dash of The Brain That Wouldn't Die. You're morally bereft doctors genetically manipulating weird little creatures who fight to the death for your amusement!

Calm vibes for a holiday week

A reminder for old pals and an FYI for new followers: YES, WE DO A HOLIDAY SALE 🎁 20% OFF EVERYTHING STARTS THIS FRIDAY 11/28 🎁 PLUS THE ARRIVAL OF KNAVE OF CUPS' 2025 MYSTERY STUFF

For the Monday crowd

Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:

New for November: Little Factory by IELLO 🔨 Collect resources and combine them to create bigger, better, more exciting stuff. Cotton becomes thread becomes fabric. Charcoal and flour make bread. Enough fabric becomes a shop, enough bread makes a bakery. Before you know it, you'll run a whole factory

New this month: Mint Delivery by Poketto Games 🚚 A competitive mint tin-sized, mint-themed delivery game. Play as drivers attempting to conquer your routes to bring minty towns the best products (mints) - make the most money and win Employee of the Month

So happy to see folks at PAX today and get to see this door based on my art for TTWH 👁️🌸 in person. Honestly the best thing ever I live here now @socksmagocs.bsky.social @moreblueberries.bsky.social