Hee hee haa haa being bipolar is an adventure

popped a weed gummy and ran 6 miles cool

Look man when you're going through some weird shit you gotta either lean on CBT or you gotta lean on CBT that's just how it is

$200 for GA tickets to Metric? the band that I saw for $30 in 2013? are you fuckin joking right now, Ticketmaster? People fuckin went mouth agape when I paid $400 each for VIP tickets to Lady Gaga in 2022. What the fuck happened, man

the little tingle of manic energy is telling me I should shave my beard clean the fuck off ( h e l p )

I guess I’m starting to (half) marathon train idk I ain’t got time to be doing 90 minute runs rn

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Me at IKEA in July 2015 preparing to move to Philly Me at IKEA in July 2026 preparing to move to Philly

Fuck off. If anything is "millennial", it's those cool transparent colors our iMacs, Gameboys, and Tamagotchis came in. No fucking millennial likes the house flipper grey. Call it a millennial paint job when I can see through the exterior of a car because it's Glacier Purple like my GBA.

I just love that jimothy is just a lil cryptid 🦝

I guess 28 mins is an achievable target now Go back in time and tell a 20-something socks magocs he’d be running every day and loving it and getting better every day and looking hotter every day

Hey I live in this tiny loft now 👍

Eating the Taco Bell lettuce that makes you shit billiard balls

Chubby Stimky Baby

It genuinely upsets me how much gen ai sucks 99% of the time and how it’s really really really good at shitting out boilerplate code that I don’t want to spend time writing I’m holding the moral ground pretty hard but Fuckin hell man

PennDOT has canceled Christmas for Pittsburgh tonight.

I've just left the newsroom; we're supposed to get a 30 minute warning via email but I've got obligations tonight & won't be able to keep an eye on it. We're now in the last hour of today's demolition window, so if you wanna see Bridge Blow Up, probably wise to start streaming or turn on KDKA-TV.

the real fix is actually acknowledging that seasons affect us and we should stop forcing everyone to larp as widget-assembling robots

All labor is valid* *Except people who go door to door or sit in the middle of a Walmart trying to scam you into changing your electric service provider. Get a real job.

Brookline. 1636 Brookline Blvd - Parkside Manor Senior Living. Caller said another resident is cheating at bingo in the community room and it cost her money.

kippers for breakfast?

there's only one thing that could save the games industry, only one game that would resonate with the people of the USA in this moment, and that is a AAA remake of Don't Shit Your Pants www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/...

Beetlejuice 2 is okay.

Everyone always talks about the other but I think we should also cherish when you're talking to someone and you can feel this happening

aw man

I look like a sleep paralysis demon

For you, the day you got a terrible parasite that gave you diarrhea and you shit until you died was the worst day of your life For me, it was Tuesday

Officially have a signed lease for Philly Picking up my keys friday :toot:

This is the funniest possible tribute he could have posted.

Ron why did you nail a fucking ratty old sock to the rafters You fuckin bizarre weird man

This is dumb but I'm like really excited to buy a couch :3

Folks, we have a RIPCON 3. I believe this is our highest level since doing this

It’s so nice to start your day with good news

Poor Bruce 🥺

Post your laptop stickers

Doing my best to not wear a shirt with sleeves until the end of summer

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Post your laptop stickers

The Robocop music on the Gameboy has absolutely no right being this good! 🤩🤘

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there would be so many children named 14% wolf piss slushie if only furries could figure out how to impregnate each other through gay sex (one of the great scientific problems being worked on as we speak)

Loseit can be a very very silly app sometimes

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