Water is due tomorrow 😅 any help would be amazing so we can avoid it being shut off!

"Log off," people say. "Experience real life," people say. They just want you to miss out on ai ouija hitler.

i dont remember what it was but I had one guy send spiral gifs and try to hypnotizing me for letting him have the pic for free and I told him "you know hypnosis only works if you believe in hypnosis" and he told me "I beleive in it"

My job is to hunt for and protect my feral cat colony

This seemed pretty sus but then I was like the pg&e thing is legit so maybe the rest is true too

John Oliver is far, far better than Jon Stewart

CHOTINER: and when you're in water you PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right. CHOTINER: And this is because PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here

"MAGA are so easy to grift! Anyway, time to order another Lincoln Project hoodie and then vote for George Fucking Conway in a Democratic primary!'

Neural network fails when presented with inputs not represented in training, news at 11. No but seriously this is why self driving cars are simply untenable with the tech we have. Not its computing power or maturity, but its fundamental nature.

yeah I'm involved in unethical non monogamy. no no, nobody's cheating on anyone else; me and my polycucle just operate a whaling ship.

Gigantic "Who's 'we', motherfucker?" on this one

Oh hey another surprise round of that classic game: Mosquito or Eye Floaty?! (ages 40+)

HAMMAM GOT FLOODED 🌊 THE WHOLE TENT GONE

Oh, hey, it's the classic "Headline with a question that can be answered with 'no, of course not'"!

Please if anyone can help, every bit helps, I've done what I can, together we can keep a family in their home

please mask up in shared air, too. the current vaccines only protect kids about 40%, at peak efficacy, from #LongCovid, which is why it’s now the most common childhood disease (even over asthma).

Please help my old friend Juniper. She is an icon and refugee from garbage Twitter, and a dear friend. Her and her babies need utilities and food for the holidays. Please come through for them. 🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤👇👇👇👇👇

* keeping a laminated copy of the 1st Amendment in my pocket so I can smugly wave it at the feds right before they black bag me

My daughters been trying to sneak up and scare me since the beginning of October and has found that I don’t get scared at all nor do I jump/flinch so it’s just been two months of this

“My Loins are Covered in Bees. Maybe That’s OK.”

It finally happened! 1000 followers! Thank you to all you weirdos who follow me for some reason! Now: what kind of Poster's Madness should I get? I know 1k isn't the milestone it used to be but my brain is still wired to see it as The Threshold and broken brains is what it's all about amirite?

About this: f'n halp!

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen. Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.