Alright, fair is fair. Iran won the war, now we all have live in the world of Universal Language

What you are witnessing now, Gil Ozeri, is the prestige. Watch: www.patreon.com/hollywoodhan... Listen: www.patreon.com/hollywoodhan...

Starting eight racers in Kelly ReiKart: --First Cow --Lucy the dog --Stephen Meek --Lizzy the grouchy artist --JB Mooney --Will Oldham (the man, not one of his characters) --Josh and Dena the ecoterrorists --Beth, the probable lesbian

I know my Jewish brothers and sisters will reject the far right politics drafting off this reasonable-seeming message, and further, reflect on whether this is the kind of cheap demagogue we want gaining control of all six Infinity Stones.

🚨REAL🚨Discovered something so incredibly dangerous to me personally, which is that every food item on the grocery store app has reviews

Someone on here named CrudWiener: today’s wiener status: 76% caked in crud Me, my face lighting up as if seeing a loved one after a long absence: Cruddy Weeny 🥹 my close personal friend 🙂

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Me: Oh we have to cut through Corny Village? Nah never been there. Why would I have? Haha. Corny villager upon our arrival: Great to see you again, boss bitch ☺️ Soooo we did a thing while you were away and elected you Queen. TttttthhhhhAT just happened 🤩

Lmao she rules

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this guy got so horny defending america's immiseration of cuba that he sent a link to a sextape

"What happens when we say, 'When it finally happens...'": a José Saramago story I like, inviting us to dispassionately consider the abstract (and dreaded) possibility that our beloved leaders might shuffle off this mortal coil into their golden toilets: www.oaklandreviewofbooks.org/trump-when-i...

Had to name drop the guy for a fellow Tennessean

Don’t talk about my violent delights. Just because yours didn’t end how you wanted

At the urging of President Donald J. Trump, the Guardian Council convened in Qom today to select Matt Patricia as the next Supreme Leader of the Islamic Republic of Iran.

what a relief to know we’re a nation of newspapers and newspapermen

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had posted something more harsh in response to this post, am just going to leave this here instead. any suggestion that the “tax the rich” protesters “began to chant” antisemitic remarks as Lurie’s quoted statement implies is false, period. they told this bigot passerby off, as they or anyone should

a few months ago, i talked to Tony Kushner for an hour and a half about Munich

I help cook community dinners here most Wednesdays. The space also does other cool things for the community like distributing free groceries. Chuck it some money to help set up its new home if you can: chuffed.org/project/cata...

THE JOKER (in his capacity as a podcast host): You agree Bats has completely lost it? GOV. GAVIN NEWSOM: I thi--this is THE JOKER: It's a simple question. Do you think Birdbrain is the real menace facing Gotham. NEWSOM: So, this is interesting. It's interesting. You may have something there,

great work as usual by sf prosecutors. you can go 70 on a 25 mph street, plow into a bus stop and kill a whole family and you don't even permanently lose your license. meanwhile they're trying to lock people up for inconveniencing drivers during a protest

Yayyyy

Luke O'Neil wants to smoke a quick little ciggie around the corner with Kirsten Dunst and Lizzy Caplan and tell them about his favorite Built to Spill songs.

NEW: ProPublica went inside the detention center for immigrant families in Dilley, Texas. Children held there told us about the anguish of being ripped from their lives in the United States and the fear of what comes next.

Good evening Diaochan you fit courtesan. I hope you’ll be deceiving your warlord tonight baby, because I will be wielding my podao, when you get fuckin betrothed

Pretty certain all of you will love this. These are some incredible paintings by Ghassan Kanafani. 1- “Women” 1968 2- “Antara” 1967 3- “untitled” 1965 4- “untitled” 1964

I’ll be following this developing story very closely

Law & Order: KGB. Reposted because Kevin asked. I made these like ten years ago or something.

This from NYC's former comptroller reminds me of when a professor named Gil Troy got mad at Desmond Tutu when Tutu compared the situation in the West Bank & Gaza to apartheid South Africa. I emailed him & asked if he understood apartheid better than Tutu. He wrote back & said yes, he did.

Everything is “passkey” nowadays so kids don’t even know about metal keys. They unlock their secret diaries with pronouns and then write more pronouns in the diaries. They are recounting pronoun odysseys from their weeks, the way you or I might write about what’s happened on “Happy Days”

tony dokoupil sips on a bourbon and ponders the president’s views “let’s do the news” dead on arrival nobody bothered to check with the Jack Daniel’s brand the segment is canned all the whiskey fridays where do they all come from all the whiskey fridays where do they all belong

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This is 10th-grader Arnoldo Bazan. A citizen. Immigration agents grabbed him and put him in a chokehold. "We're from the United States bro!' he screamed. Agents took and sold his phone And when he finally got home hours later, his shirt was ripped, he neck had angry, red welts, and he sobbed.

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All of Todd Haynes characters exist in a shared universe called the Toddiverse. Carol in Carol and Juliane Moore in Far From Heaven are the ancestors of Carol in Safe, who is poisoned by DuPont from Dark Waters. This, naturally, leads to the events of May December.

wow you can really bet on anything on kalshi

IBTC Amazon warrior who’s like ah it’s gonna suck so bad to cut the one boob off so that I can shoot arrows better. Blech! And the other Amazons are like, I think you’re good actually. In your case you can probably just squish it down. She’s like, ah! It’s gonna hurt so bad to cut that thing off

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If you’ve read my reporting from Palestine you’ve almost certainly read about the people of Umm al Khair. Last week the Israeli military issued demolition orders that would erase the entire village.

A lot of the headlines being generated right now are about exciting local election results, but in some sad news, former First Buddy Elon Musk has died by falling asleep in a Ferris wheel and rolling out of the gondola. He was at an amusement park for children, but he had not brought any of his own.