Hancock and Secombe dressed as budgies and presumably wondering whether they should have returned to work as office clerks after the war

Buchanan wants his pencils back. #Taskmaster

"Bluesky will never be Twitter." Then how come I look at it every morning and it makes me sad, hmm? Explain that.

In hysterics over the guy on Question Time demanding a woman explain the concept of racism to him #BBCQT

I applaud this attitude #raceacrosstheworld

I don't like this trend on BBC news of prefixing a lot of violent news with whether or not the person responsible was an asylum seeker or born in a different country.

Speaking as a historian, just wanna add that we are almost certainly going to receive an Era Name that none of us wants or expects

"Why don't we just drain the English Channel and fill the gap with tigers?"

First Scratching Fanny and now the Sanddown Clown - the Uncanny podcast is really coming for Loremen's vibe @loremen.bsky.social

In Rear Window, the pianist in the flat opposite is Ross Bagdasarian, creator of Alvin and the Chipmunks.

Almost all old movies have 28 year olds looking like they're 45 Except Cocoanuts (1929) where Harpo Marx looks like he's 23 but is actually 41

I'll never forgive them for casting R*ssell Br*nd as Flash Harry in the St Trinians reboot. What a way to turn a fun, harmless character into a creep both in the text and in the casting

"Deviant writer", guess who the NYT is coming for next once they get bored with trans people

I wonder if Trump will ever realize that Charles kicked his ass all day today

Republican: Lovely to be here. Obviously Trump is right about everything and here are seven provable lies I will rattle off like they're reality. Victoria: Thank you congressman. Sofa panel, what do you make of that? People on Sofa: Well that was all clearly unhinged bollocks #Newsnight

Its always fun to watch a Republican rattle off inane bollocks about how 2+2=7, then Victoria passes over to someone on the sofa who points out that it was all inane bollocks we can't possibly be expected to swallow #Newsnight

"In the UK we called it 'Boss Cat' because we had a cat food brand called 'Top Cat' which, of course, was problematic for a publicly-funded BBC. However, it was lost on nobody that, whatever it was called, it was basically just Sergeant Bilko with cats, and that is what unites our countries today."

Seriously? For having too many cushions? Wrong person #InteriorDesignMasters

The sad tiny rail in the corner is so funny #InteriorDesignMasters

"You're entirely bonkers" isn't from the Alice In Wonderland novel, that's the Tim Burton movie #InteriorDesignMasters

OH NO he's used a quote from the Tim Burton Alice in Wonderland, that annoys me on a personal level #InteriorDesignMasters

Who is going to tell her 100 years ago WASN'T the medieval times? #InteriorDesignMasters

If I saw AI 'paintings' it would scream "this interior designer didn't put any effort in" #InteriorDesignMasters

Love listening to a podcast where the guest is so staggeringly posh that they didn't do exams until A-level but naturally went immediately to Oxbridge and of course became a massively successful author Will have to skip the episode to avoid throwing my phone across the room

This is the most direct venom I've heard in his voice, he is 1000% guilty.

The rules of Fibonacci Club: 1. You do not talk about Fibonacci Club 1. You do not talk about Fibonacci Club 2. You you do do not not talk talk about about Fibonacci Fibonacci Club Club

John Cleese suddenly predicting his 2026 voice back in 1972 #ISIHAC

My local park has a lot of this, and I always make sure to use any hopscotch's they've left

A thing I really love but I bet some people hate is kids drawing on pavements and pathways in chalk. I think it's brilliant and should be encouraged

I ran out of podcasts to listen to at work so I've decided to binge-listen to the backlog of I'm Sorry I Haven't A Clue Currently on episode 8 of series 1 and there's only been a handful of topical jokes that have gone over my head, and surprisingly few horribly aged accent games #ISIHAC

Being able to submit scripts to the BBC cold and being offered 13 episodes as a tester. I'd probably have to have gone to Oxbridge and been a man but...

Currently under embargo on Andy Serkis's ANIMAL FARM, so I am presenting without comment some of the merch available at the official Angel Studios website.

New meme template! Write anything you want!

Rishi smiling while talking about how AI is destroying entry-level jobs and may lead to economic disaster but 'we will remain optimistic' is fucking dystopian #newsnight

I'm sorry but compared to You're Fired, Unfinished Business was dreadful. #TheApprentice

Blame the Civil Service. That always works

we all know I have no life, so:

Maybe medieval animals actually looked like that

I'm never going to understand why I should not love immigrants just as much as I love anyone else. It's like the biggest moral issue of our times for a lot of people and it's totally meaningless. Lemme solve it real quick: line on map doesn't matter, human matters.

@jackbern.bsky.social To be an Old Movie Nerd™️, the Mirror Task might be a reference to this Marx Brothers scene from their 1933 movie Duck Soup youtu.be/VKTT-sy0aLg?...

"What would make this show watchable is to have it be a completely different show"

I’ll never forget watching The Wicker Man with my outer Hebridean mum. “I just don’t know where there got all that wicker from”

nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted myself as a beautiful unbothered beaver and you as an impotently hissing goose

YouTube recommended I watch this, for some reason, and for a brief moment I thought Dick & Dom were in the Criterion Closet

Not once in the 80s, 90s or 00s do I recall a politician urging the public to embrace email, mobile phones, texting, two factor authentication, online banking, air fryers, or to replace all their cassette collection with a CD collection. So forgive me if I smell a rat.

Oh he'll be gone by this afternoon then