Personally I think that Steve Bray has entertained us all for long enough. I would like him to announce a timetable for his departure.

At least Steve Bray stopped the music long enough for Starmer to actually say the important bit in silence

Accurate image of me rewatching LOST and Ben turning up for the first time

The ending of Amazing Digital Circus was literally the ending of LOST without the religious symbolism and in this essay I will- #TADC

So with the kids social media ban theres gonna be loads of extra funding into kids content, kids tv, kids social activities and stuff, yeah? 😍

They’re calling it the quote on British politics that ended the need for all other quotes

I basically think it's hard for anyone to oust Liz Truss as worst PM of my lifetime. I think she's a contender for worst ever? Probably not in terms of damage done I guess, for obvious reasons, but just on some sort of measure of competence and basic ability to do the job.

Was watching a video of the moment The Beatles worked out the tune of Let It Be, and one of the comments mentioned how weird it was there was a time before that moment, when Let It Be didn’t exist. And it blew my mind. Like, that melody feels ingrained in the world doesn’t it. Like a universal truth

My main worry is that we’re banning social media for kids but not AI. So you can’t speak to real people online anymore, kids, but you sure can talk to your fake artificial friend who weirdly loves to talk about taking your own life!

Starmer really should appoint a culture secretary before this is irreparable

Remembering Stan Laurel, born this day in 1890.

sending this as an example of online abuse so Kier steps up and blocks Excel in the UK

I know it was nearly 20 years ago but I'm still irritated with what Jonathan Ross and Creepy Timothy Claypole did to Andrew Sachs

Don’t ban kids using YouTube. Make YouTube behave like a broadcaster. Pay creators. Reinvest in the creative industries. Pay fair tax back into creators’ economies. Follow guidelines on fair usage and copyright. Play fair. It’s bigger than TV now. Make it behave like TV.

Is it carbon monoxide

Joe Rogan looks like one of those henchmen who goes "OHH NO! ITS DA BAT!!" in a Brooklyn accent when Batman swoops in

You can’t do this - assume ill intent and social damage springs from uncontrolled tech - and also push AI.

Don’t worry travelator, we’ll get through this together 🙏

I stand for my national anthem youtube.com/watch?v=RH0I...

Most Eurovision winners have some kind of folk music in them, so I'm afraid this means one thing: Our next entry needs a Morris Dance Break

I just—like, sure, being a trillionaire is cool I guess but what’s it all for if you haven’t even seen the wreckage of the titanic firsthand

a little on the nose for capitalism that the world’s first trillionaire is a nazi conman

OCEANIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN VERY CLOSE TO A DEAL WITH EURASIA

A very special person introduces "Peter and the Wolf". Harpo Speaks. He really does, and wonderfully, he sounds exactly like you'd expect him to. All these years, and when he speaks, it *fits*. www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-Sf...

i love how some jokes just flow better in other languages, this is ace lmao

"...and when we got home, our Dad would slice us in two with a bread knife!" #worldcup

Not sure how to feel about the BBC News leading with the hate riots, then doing an extended piece about how these grooming gangs are all asylum seekers.

Southampton is a multicultural, diverse city with a history of defying fascists like Mosley. To have these knuckle-draggers bussed in to try and make it look like the locals support Yaxley Lennon's thugs makes my blood boil

Get these fucking fascists out of my goddamn city

"I don't like the brown" says the guest judge whose work they showed seemed to be primarily brown on brown #InteriorDesignMasters

I don’t really know how to deal with the wholesale dehumanisation of minorities in this country

Keep your manufactured, trucked-in hate-mobs away from my city

CG has largely put a stop to actors in horror movies holding puppets up to their own faces screaming "aaaaahh get it off get it off" and I think that's too bad

Voting for Reform UK is a moral failure, & I will judge you for it. I've learned from what happened in my own country—it's essential for decent people of varying political stripes to say, every time it comes up, that certain politicians and parties are on the other side of the cordon sanitaire.

The same view from the top of Southampton’s medieval walls, circa 1903 compared to the modern day. 1/24

Got bored a few years ago and made Pride Month posts for evil corporations from 80s movies

Yes. Using a computer now feels like this at all times.

Guardian: This brutal new drama about the resurfacing of homophobia which is scary, and transphobia, which we agree with 😉

CALL A LOCKSMITH IMMEDIATELY #TipToe

He was just helping flee a group of homophobes with an air rifle, why the hell isn't he immediately changing his security code and organising to get his locks changed??? #TipToe

Yes, I know it’s a young Peter Jones in Albert RN but he looks distractingly like Coogan

I was in this episode and the Carry On Doctor/Nurse references are planted throughout, I believe simply because the writer thought it was fun

GREG DAVIES: seems like a kind of a shit task. Everyone just seems like they're going home normally. ALEX HORNE: well before you say that let's have a look at how Odysseus did. cut to panel of AJAX, MENELAUS, AGAMEMNON, and DIOMEDES who are all staring at ODYSSEUS with his head in his hands

Laughed at this image for 10 entire minutes

Look, plantar fascitis sucks but I think this guy has bigger issues going on

If a mob boss tried to shake me down, I would just say a really witty joke. And there would be a LOOONG pause, and then the mob boss would start laughing. Then his henchmen would start laughing. Then the mob boss would say, "Hey, check out the meatballs on this kid!" and problem solved.

“Did you get that final page photo for the 1970s primary school reading book about little children playing hide and seek on a farm?” “Yeah boss, real fucking sinister, just like you asked”

BBC, with a cheeky smile, normalises the practice of avoiding paying four actors and a wardrobe and costume department. Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off.

I know it's been said on here a thousand times, but, Jesus wept, BBC... give us a new series of Moviedrome or similar. The problem is we currently have an endless choice of things to watch. What we need is curation.