For the 3 other people in these 2 fan bases, Tampa Bay keeping Todd Bowles for another year is the Indians insisting on another month and a half of Jake Bauers in 2021. Infuriating, but also, what have you seen to suggest this guy is on the verge of becoming something other than what he is?

Twerkers at the barbeque get priority parking 🫡

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

*hunger games cannon* . + * + . * . . KRISTI NOEM . + * . + * . * + .

Don't know what run for but excited to announce my 2026 campaign slogan, "Burn it all to the fuckin ground"

I keep seeing posts about ai models like "actually they're good at this thing now!" but once you understand that ai tools are being built by fascists in service of attacks on humanity, whether or not they can generate useable code or do basic searches kind of stops being the main question

Oh hey... I didnt see any squirrels so thought I would help myself. We cool bro?

I'm old enough to remember Biden's approach to getting Americans out of Afghanistan being a huge talking point, I must have missed those same people having heart attacks over Trump just dropping bombs with no apparent attempt to avoid killing US troops and citizens.

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

There’s a movement to draft Barron Trump, but I think a campaign such as this would be more effective if it impacted someone Donald Trump knew personally.

Every Dateline, 20/20, etc my wife watches has cops saying things like "We asked to search the property without a warrant and they said no, and we found that suspicious". GTFO acting like people not wanting you to go fishing in their homes is anything other than that.

But they said he was “The peace president.” 🥴

This obviously very stupid but is it also smart? We’ll talk to some liars after this break.

I remember when trying to forgive student loans was massive overreach of Presidential power.

Our baby has been alive for two deadly, illegal campaigns by the U.S. to remove a foreign leader. She’s 7 weeks old.

sure the pedophile felon president just illegally bombed a country that may have nukes while federal forces under his command murder and harass people in america and immigrants are tortured and he moves forward with plans to build concentration camps and sorry idk where i was going fuck all of this

there are a lot of people working in the government right now who want to intentionally trigger an apocalypse to create the conditions for the return of jesus christ and I know how crazy that sounds but its absolutely true

as democratic politicians start writing up their statements i want them to pause for 30 seconds and think of the last time the anti-war people were wrong

Additionally, I want to speak directly to Iranian New Yorkers: you are part of the fabric of this city — you are our neighbors, small business owners, students, artists, workers, and community leaders. You will be safe here.

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy

the reason conservatives treat "cancelled for their conservative views" and "cancelled for being a sex pest and rapist" the same is that "powerful men should be allowed to rape their subordinates" *is* a conservative view

they’re calling it the most incel shit in history x.com/weretuna/sta...

Movies like this usually cost $150,000,000. We made this video for $7 in 2 hours. Hollywood is dead. [ATTACHMENT: The worst video you've ever seen in your life.]

It’s both funny and cosmically correct that the U.S. men’s hockey chodes will have to sit through 2+ hours of rambling from their addled little king while the U.S. Women’s team gets to skip the speech and party with Flavor Flav in Vegas

Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out

At the very least, Kash Patel's corrupt grifting reign at the FBI should forever end the stupid practice of Democratic presidents feeling they had to appoint a Republican there.

Counterpoint: No. ICE doesn’t need reform. Abolition and prosecution is the bare minimum.

Spent a good chunk of time this last week with Claude trying to write code for a project and it is wild how much this thing is just throwing things at the wall to see what sticks. Absolute infinite monkeys with typewriters kind of stuff.

Ten glorious years of a guy who has mostly been the president and always been the main character of American political life doing posts like this and everyone trying to figure out what cable news segment he saw, misunderstood in the way a dog might misunderstand a crossword, and made into policy.

This one hits hard.

before you get mad at clarence thomas maybe consider if you, too, would take bribes at your job if it were impossible to get in trouble

Just saw an ad that started out "your kids won't remember their best day of screen time" and while I of course broadly agree with the sentiment that you should do activities with your children, don't tell me i don't remember beating zelda a link to the past

the president of my alma mater canceled all the diversity scholarships bc of this and I showed up at a fancy event he had in Georgetown and got in his face about it and told him this is how it would end up pretty sure he just wanted to do it anyway

great time for an all time sports tweet

2026 basically

haven’t stopped thinking abt this

So when thousands of women (and children) were being duplicated--including in non-consensual AI porn--it was no big deal. But it took "only a 15-sec clip" of these two famous white men to draw outrage and fear. Gotcha. Cool cool.

Have you ever once seen the New York Times quote Trump like this?

I cannot imagine being a newspaper editor and publicly going this hard on AI use.

Learning that Platner covered his Nazi tattoo with some “norse-celtic” bullshit is not convincing me that he was ever getting any tattoos “accidentally”

medical miracle: this 75 year old man was born yesterday

Trump Administration Announces That We Don’t Know Where The Sun Goes At Night

For a platform I'm building on the "how to do X" for something is "do it wrong, wait for the editor to flag that, then click the lightbulb to launch the X creation wizard" and I'm going to fucking lose it. How hard is it to just document the syntax?

hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message: - the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next - a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9

Anything Diablo Anything Destiny If it has loot, a fun gameplay loop and the numbers go up, I'm in

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who stuck a whale head in a bucket. He had a worm in his brain, Snorted toilet cocaine, And Olivia Nuzzi said "I'll fuck it."

Cartoon: If anyone in Chicago knows this school or an anti ICE organization affiliated with them I would be happy to donate this art. I only wish I could have fully Sal Buscema-ed that punch :)

It’s so funny to think about the fact that there’s people out there deferring every life decision to this