Bluesky 2023: you're watching sportsball during a time of worldwide democratic decline? interesting. Bluesky 2026: GO BILLS KEEP POUNDING BEAR DOWN FUCK THE PACKERS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS ABOLISH ICE

Excuse me, are you aware that dinner time is approaching? Maybe you should just get going on that?

Denver looking at the ball: Ewwww I don't want it Bills: Gross me neither ew

this is genuinely incredible

you know this guy is a FOR REAL photographer because he's telling the story of his brutal, unconditional arrest by federal goons and can't help but slip in a gear review

damn what is wrong with me, i am having the hardest time concentrating on work, i lament as i compulsively refresh live feeds of unspeakable horrors

I've said this before and I'll say it again. It would only take a tiny handful of Republican Congress members or senators to stop the slide of America toward authoritarian fascism, but nope. They're all in.

From a Minnesotan: a hearty HELL NO to this. This man is a professional political consultant in DC raising $$ for a political party. There are endless better places to donate to actually help people here suffering and fighting against this nazi invasion. Here’s a start: www.standwithminnesota.com

DO YOU HAVE ANY TROPHIES OR AWARDS I CAN HAVE?

pretty sure he meant the other thing, grok, but very cool that those are your two things

Nobody asks brands like Black Rifle Coffee or whoever, whose entire personality is "we want to kill libs for sport" if they feel weird about alienating a majority of Americans.

Again it is something that people in previous eras have commented on but I still find it just astonishing to witness in my own: fascism is somehow the natural ideology of loser men, just all of our most pathetic and contemptible instincts rendered into a worldview.

Minneapolis residents are painting tunnels onto brick walls and ICE agents are running into them. This is not funny.

no one: the president of the united states: they wont stop checking me for brain damage

Thank you CNN for pointing out that everyone opposed to this regime has normal, pro-social links to the organizations that make up a liveable society where you can do normal shit. Next article you can talk about how the vice president, by contrast, is in nazi groupchats with minors

Scott Adams' legacy is understanding that in his mind the pointy-haired boss was the hero the whole time.

People who should be worried about Aaron Rodgers taking their job: ❌ NFL Quarterbacks ✅ RFK Jr. ✅ Joe Rogan ✅ The figure from Poe's "The Masque of the Red Death"

Tempted to run against Mike Turner in Ohio. I don't actually want the job, I just want an opportunity to remind people how fucking worthless he is in a televised debate.

CJ Stroud was terrible for much of this game but no one will remember because he hasn't dedicated the last 5 years to making people hate him.

Aaron Rodgers retired from the NFL with 2:39 left in a playoff game he was playing in

when you intercept an anti vaxer it's known as a prick six

As a general rule I don't root against individual players, but Rodgers is such an obnoxious dick. This is fantastic content.

Which book has props on who Rodgers throws under the bus in the post-game press conference?

(take on me voice) 🎶 fuuuuuuck thiiiiiiis shiiiiiit

CJ what in the fuck are you doing???

Just saw someone complain that the Playstation Access controller is cheaper than a Dualsense because people with disabilities "aren't charity cases". Buddy, if you want to trade places with someone in a wheelchair so you can save $20 on a controller knock yourself out.

we’re living through the national version of that conversation where you’re like, hey, I don’t think grandpa should be driving anymore, but our cousins are all like, fuck that, give him the keys! grandpa rules! I bet he could drive 1000 miles per hour!

After growing up rooting for Cleveland sports it always kills me when announcers say shit like "the Pats trying to get their first playoff win in SEVEN years" like its a really long time.

TWO. Two chances this Supreme Court had to make the right call. One was the simply call January 6 what it was: An insurrection. Even the liberal justices couldn’t do that. The other was to not make sham and politically-motivated investigations an “official act.” And here we fucking are.

Froze my ass off at the Iowa City anti-ICE rally, but it was worth it

we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff

Jesus Christ Bears

Is this Amazon stream shit quality for other people too?

Oh man, amazing game that ends on a dropped pass. What a shitty way to go

Holy shit what a catch

a blue whale’s anus can stretch up to over 3 feet making it the 2nd largest asshole in the world behind jd vance

Do we follow college football? Well I just told my wife Indiana was up 28-7 and she thought I was talking about our cat, Indiana, who died over a year ago. So I guess the answer would be no.

Me when my wife sees the browser history

/12 If you think it is obvious that the videos prove murder and nobody can say otherwise, your view is based on how you want the system to be, not how it is. It will be brutally hard, fighting inch by inch against what America is, to convict Jonathan Ross. Your feelings don’t enter into it.

/4 Trump and ICE and the rest of the fascist scum can murder and lie and oppress, but they can’t kill that decency that some real Americans have. They don’t have it, they are inadequate without it, and it infuriates them. But they can’t kill it.

Many are arguing that they wouldn't be acting this way if they thought they were subject to free & fair elections. Plausible. But another explanation is that they see the writing on the wall--generational backlash--and they're attempting increasingly desparate hail marys

Black people five years ago: you know, they can kill anyone they want to out there Everybody today: hot damn, did you know they can kill anyone they want to out there?

Ohh "America First" was a hit list

I don't not understand everyone on GMFB acting shocked that Harbaugh got fired. The Ravens way underperformed expectations this yeat, and they've blown like 2x as many 4th quarter leads as any other team during his tenure.

Plain and simple my politics is that nobody should be wealthy enough to make their insecurities my problem.

The end goal of Grok sexual harassment is to make women afraid to be visible. It’s a punishment for daring to exist in a way the perpetrators can’t control. There’s no one solution to this, because the problem isn’t just technological. It’s cultural. It’s misogyny. This is just one expression of it.