“iron sharpens iron” i think to myself as i set the mario kart computer difficulty to hard

MARK BRISCOE DID IT!!!!!!!!!! AND NEW!!!!!!!!!!!! Went from Tony Khan fighting to have The Briscoes to be allowed on AEW TV, to Mark now being the FACE OF THE NETWORK as the TNT Champion!!!!! Wow. Incredibly well deserved. Standing ovation. So much emotion. Congratulations Mark Briscoe!

Lion El'Jonson 🦁 #warhammer #40k #art #warhammer40000 #warhammer40k

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A Sister from the Order of the Ebon Chalice in Astartes-grade stompy boots

Austin spent more time not as champ half the time lol

Boston's Mayor Wu playing with Yo-Yo Ma at Symphony Hall

Put some respect on his goddamn name

The power they hold #aewfullgear

The Ace can lose If they can't, they're not an ace

a common complaint i have about AEW is that the outcome of big matches are obvious but tonight they truly told me to go fuck myself. what a show!

The Thing (1982) is a Thanksgiving movie. Thought of it while prepping a Friendsgiving turkey today.

Swerve says "No one gets to kill Hangman but me" #AEW 🤼

HOOK was always an OPP. That makes perfect sense actually… Eddie, who thinks wrestling is real, is gonna be PISSED! #AEW

AEW is very relatable to me because it's full of people in storyline who try to take brave, principled stands and then eventually go "Eh, this is tough, I guess I'll give up and join these assholes."

Swerve looks incredible & the visual of him and Hangman side by side should make the whole wrestling world tremble. #AEW

What a ppv {As Is Tradition}, but holy shit. That closing shot, a bloodied Hangman standing shoulder to shoulder with Swerve? Now THAT is cinema. Suck it, paul. #AEW #FullGear

I'm a bitch, I'm a lover I'm a child, I'm a mother I'm a sinner, I'm a saint I do not feel ashamed I'm your hell, I'm your dream I'm nothing in between You know you wouldn't have it any other way

THIS IS WHY IM NOT MAD AT IT

I'm really upset that Hangman Adam Page lost the AEW Men's World Championship Title Belt, especially since he lost due to Hook's treachery and not Samoa Joe's skill, but goddamn was that ending absolute cinema

I fucking love making KOR, one of the truest disciples of Bryan Danielson and the ROH Doctrine of Grapplefuckery, Mox's kryptonite.

NEW TNT CHAMPION MARK BRISCO HELL YES FUCK YOU DON CALLIS #aew

I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.

speaking as a virginia beach native if these kind of dudes are plotting against ICE then there is wide runway in public opinion for straight up abolishing the agency under a dem presidency

This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year

Look, we can criticize "pairing two singles stars to win the tag titles" as a trope, but the results speak for themselves. In my opinion, full time tag team acts in 2025 would benefit by stronger defining of each wrestler in the team.

Do read the whole thread, but this is going to be an absolute & unmitigated disaster.

lmao #AEWFullGear

Wow, that ref tried really hard to count slow and give Darby Allen more time to get up, but he was outtttt

he did it; he defeated tiamat

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is the costco guys song not just the dk rap

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Kitty El'Jonson

After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF

All of Bluesky this morning:

It’s not going to be the Chinese!

Majority of people who commute into NY from NJ do so by bus via the Lincoln Tunnel. Please don’t forget about these people @kim.senate.gov @mikiesherrill.bsky.social Lincoln Tunnel bus service has a bigger impact than the Raritan Valley line. Here are the buses with yearly ridership over 1m.

Said the phrase 'I'm over the moon!' to a Polish man and he was a little confused and asked what I meant so I explained and when I finished he just shook his head and said 'You're happy but you have no business in space.'

this is a metaphor for waking up and logging on

The DC v AEW matchup I need.

Well this 2,600-year-old clay letter was a journey. It comes from the archive of a goldsmith named Nabû-zeru-iddin in the heart of ancient Assyria. We’ve got someone left on read, a lawsuit, a mean step-mom, and people who get drunk and steal silver.

They line up perfectly.

This reminded me of a story I heard about Nader’s fight with General Motors and had to look it up to see if I was remembering it correctly. I did remember correctly. GM tried to trap him with sex workers and he didn’t take the bait.